John and Barry walk into a pub...
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John and Barry walk into a pub...
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Because they had alcoholic constipation:(
they couldn't pass a pub
Allan
Actually they have prostate problems and couldn't pass a pee.
In what was a watershed for John, Barry found it a strain to find his way to the bar...
It was a dark and eerie night, and silence decended when they entered. Barry glanced around nervously, anxiously trying to catch Johns eye. He couldnt help but notice the....
... preponderance of black leather trousers with the rear ends cut out. Of course, to balance things up there were plenty of ...
Topless barmaids who
sporting bushy mostaches and short pink hair
Geez you blokes must go to some weird bars!!!
Just remember that the bloke who started the thread is 15 yrs old..............
And so you don't think I'm a thread Killer.............
After walking into the bar......John said to Barry............
Know any good jokes?
No, you have to ask Allan for the jokes.
.....Barry replied"Yeah, stop me if you've heard this one,........
....two guys walk into a pub.....
2 cougars and a slice of lemon please
...... and there's this chicken standing on a barstool.........
Which Barry thought was a little unusual. Turning to John he asked, "Isn't that one of your mother's Rhode Island Reds?" John looked over and replied, "Nah, it's ....
Chicken Man - the Masked Marauder and he's looking at you!
Barry freaked out and turned to run out the door. Unfortunately, he ran straight into ...
....Kevin Rudd...
Bugga says Barry, there's chickens everywhere.
and foul was kevins responce when he saw barries ......
drink still sitting on the bar. That's..
a white wine sprintzer?!
no that white wine's from australia , I don't drink that foreign muck , unless...
it has a dash of Green Ginger Wine ..
But no one is dashing anywhere today. Chooks all over the...
... flamin' place, politicians in their favourite bar. What's a bloke to do? Why seek the assistance of another character, that's what! Enter ....
Zero Man circling the ..
....interesting adds in the Trading post. His highlighter halts mid circle and he says...
"Barry, I've found a cheap truss for your..."
A TRUSS, I don't need a roof truss, I need a .......
EDIT: Barry rarely listens
i need a hills hoist to
..throw the tarp over, so that I'll have somewhere to host the ....
woodies get-together, but we betta get....
a bbq for.
funkychicken in case
Wongo forgets his world famous sausages. The secret ingredient is...
... protected in a vault by three teams of SAS kept awake by ....
thirty two howling smoodles.