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No joke.
Bayside bulletin tuesday feb 22 2005
A Capalaba man had his tongue stuch to a freezer and had to contact emergency services for help.
The 18 year old man had been licking his freezer when he discovered he could not dislodge his tongue.
Ambulance officers recieved the call at 2.15 pmand treated the mans tongue with warm water.
He recieved a minor hemorage to the tip of his tongue.
:eek: :D :confused: :p
Who made the emergency call? Couldn't have been the victim, could it?
Caller: "ELP! I'd god I ung duck do da reezer!"
Switchboard: "Sorry? You've hung a duck where?"
Doesn't work does it? He must have had help from his mates after they had stopped p1ssing themselves laughing.
Col
There are so many rediculous questions and even more rediculous answers here.
Why was he licking his freezer? Just for starters.
I did that once, as a small child. The warmth of your body melts the ice after about a minute and you come unstuck.
Dan
I must admit.. I have NEVER licked the freezer, but I have licked the vat at the bundy rum factory :cool: :D
When I was a kid I used to lick the bowl, but Dad kept pulling the chain :rolleyes:
When I was about 5 the parents were cleaning out the big freezer ( about 6 foot long 3 foot wide and 4 foot deep) and came across some buckets of ice. They threw them out side and my younger brother ( who was having no nappy time) ran over and sat in one of the buckets. It took about 10 minutes before his backside was released from the ice. We have a photo that is used to embarassed him at just about every occassion we have.
Any one seen the movie 'Dumb & Dumber' ? that's one of the silly scenes....Quote:
Originally Posted by soundman
:rolleyes:
I am not sure about this one. First who made the phone call? If it was the man himself then he needed to be able to speak clearly and had a phone within his reach.
If there was someone else then he/she should know a bit of water or warm water should solve the problem. It is not rocket science. OR unless there was not water in the house.
Or maybe it is just a joke. :)