Paddy texts his wife...
“Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.
If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.”
Paddy texts his wife...
“Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.
If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.”
The joke has recently "done the rounds" in my eMail group ofQuote:
Originally Posted by fenderbelly
friends but still worth having a giggle at.:D
Many jokes have been regurtitated over the years so if we only
published brand new ones it would be a dull old world as they are
hard to get.
Allan
In an interview, Benny Hill mentioned that there were approximately 3,000 jokes in total, pretty much, he knew them all.
Most often a new joke is a revised version of an existing joke, about a quarter way through a joke, Benny pretty much knew the joke, he really only wished (generally) to see how the delivery of said joke was carried out, as that was where the difference between a real joke teller and a normal joke teller lay.
I liked your joke by the way.
Mick.
There must be more than 3000 jokes. Just think of a subject eg Taxi drivers. There are 4 on the Open Slather Forum here and add to that some clean ones. You could go to the dictionary, go through the words and pick jokes for each word.
I preferred the Two Ronnies I must admit.
CP
When I was young I loved to watch George Burns and Gracie Allen, they had impeccable timing.
As I got a bit older it was Tommy Cooper,I saw him live once. The theatre was packed when he walked on stage and within seconds he had everyone laughing without saying anything
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