The Other Day

The other day I was just thinking about the songs people sing while traveling in a car for long distances. The one that comes to mind is the 100 beers on the wall.

You know the one that goes like this;

100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
If one of those bottles of beer on the wall should accidentally fall
There would be 99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottle of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
If one of those bottles of beer on the wall should accidentally fall
...

Well you get the idea of how this song goes. The thing that came to mind was what happens if we substitute bottles of beer with sharp chisels? If would go something like this,

100 sharp chisels on the wall
100 sharp chisels
If one of those sharp chisels on the wall should accidentally fall
There would be 99 sharp chisels on the wall

99 sharp chisels on the wall
99 sharp chisels
If one of those sharp chisels on the wall should accidentally fall
ENOUGH STOP THROWING MY CHISELS ON THE FLOOR

Once OK an accident but twice you are out of my shed.