Smooth Shave

An old man walks into the barbershop for a
shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get
all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from
age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the
shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out
the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber
that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.

But --- he wanted to know, what would have happened
if he had swallowed that little ball.


The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a
couple of days like everyone else does"