Donald Trump on a fact-finding visit.

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.


While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.


The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,


'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'


The American diplomats break into a huddle to discuss the matter.


After a heated discussion, their spokesman turns to the undertaker and tells him they want Donald Trump shipped home.


The undertaker is taken aback and asks,


'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when he could be buried here, in this beautiful and historic country, and it would cost you only $100?


The diplomat replies,


'Long, long ago a famous man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.


We just can't take that risk.'