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Do you use a long handle or short handle shovel?

Oh god, I have wanted an excuse to do this to a few people for a long time

Now all I need is a Bushfire.

The only problem is, I am in a Brigade.. oops

I have hired lots of artificial Intelligence over the years, it walked around on 2 legs.. by comparison the computers make sense

I have Dishlexia.. can't recall the dinner i had last night..

Mind you I have a theory instead of kicking the old lot out.. and electing new politicians that we have to train,

re-elect the old ones, but smack them. it's cheaper!

I had a visit from a...

That's why we invented the Donkey Vote. However, we never seem to elect a Donkey, but instead we get Asses.

this has seriously impacted my mental health!

well done

Stuff the mags, more pictures of the Bench please!

This guy was shortly tackled by local vigilantes, and appeared on A Current Affair doing the perpwalk of shame..

The later you come home from the pub, the gladder the dog is to see you..

unlike.. SWMBO

the correct term for item #2 is satyriasis

Nothing like tying up loose ends on a joke..

mind you might be worth looking in "The Ashley Book of Knots" The Ashley Book of Knots - Wikipedia

what a poser..! not just a Crane but a shed big enough that you can use it..

Goo on you Henry

I almost got taken to the Altar by a shark, but I got away..just in the nick of time..

True story

a Friend of mine was starting as CO of a RAN base. first female CO so it was a big deal.

I rang on the first day ( landlines in those days) and a Rating answered and said "Ma'am is...

The quality of our association is judged by the Dove Tail Joints we make

this is the Woodwork forum not the ABC

Defenestration should be applied here.

but I wouldn't want to offend anyone

Offence is always taken and rarely given.

One of the really good things about Australia is we take the out of everyone. Laugh at yourself.

We have become world experts at pandering to all of...

the last MD was Trussed.. like a chicken..

Recent experience by the UK government indicates the cost of hiring new staff can range from £30k to £65 billion pounds.
Employers are warned to choose wisely to avoid costly mistakes.

Reminds me of when SWMBO ( aka The Bride) told me she was going in for a checkup at ( 63 or so) and was there anything she should discuss?

So I looked her in the eye and said it would be nice if...

When I was asked to be MC for my "Best Man's Wedding" I was .. but then I realised the MC gets to snipe all night, the Best man get's one shot.

so wrapping up I had a confession to make.

"Ed,...

last time I recycled this joke to a Cardiologist I ended up in Emergency strapped to a heart monitor and a lecture from the wife..

Not touching it again..

mind you, when the lovely young...

the problem is there isn't a sharp edge in the pack.

paid too much.

Mate
They booked how many millions in ads and tickets..?

and they are paid how much each..?

I would suggest the tools did what they needed to do, and separated us from our money

I bumped into her one night, it didn't hurt a bit..

I think it was timberbits saying stop being so uptight..?

I will take it..
missed out on last one.. regretted it..

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I will take it..
missed out on last one.. regretted it..

and just how did sarcastic thread on the the electorate and millenials turn into something more useful .

I went and borrowed the precision book and lost hours!

bloody woodies..

reminds me of a description of Politicians..


the one thing I have wondered about is the accuracy of the Coyote in dropping the anvil

I used to drive past a very expensive private school in Hornsby, you know it was expensive because they had copper gutters put in for their extension, but anyway.. the street outside was parked with...

not mine.. but thought to share

I live in a Teal seat, all of my adult children who live at home ( rent free) voted Teal for action on Climate change and reducing carbon emissions.

I have...

Could be a bit of Bull

I have often wondered if we could outsource Parliament to India for 10% of the cost and actually don't pay them if they stuff up.. saves a ton of money and we don't have to do the election thing..

last time the pope landed in Sydney he landed at Richmond Air Force Base, and cleared customs there..

i will take it..

can we have photos of the bench you did build, and the vice you used.?

I have often wondered about pencil sharpeners.. especially the electric ones..

now about cable glands..

So, there is a whole thread of lunacy that can start here..

if you used Parliament Hinges you could flap about all day without needing to be pinned. But everyone else gets screwed

You have missed the point,

We all need to do the Greenwash thing, so we can all feel righeous.

Never mind you drove to the shop.

The shop probably has open refrigerated shelves, with cold...

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A large Christmas star

2 lengths of 20*40mm treated primed Pine from Bunnings .. $20?

1 warm white Wire Solar light ( bunnings..)

Gal screws

it's worth the trip for the service, Hornsby is ok, but limited due to size. Dural has better range.

chris is amazing.. I trust you will keep it secret..

Hi, he hides out at H and G in Dural, Sunday’s and Monday’s Mornings

,, but don’t tell anyone..

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Hi, he hides out at H and G in Dural, Sunday’s and Monday’s Mornings

,,...

I took a LESTO jigsaw from 1972 to a local guy, Chris, in Hornsby.. showed him the jig saw.. and before I said anything .he said .. you have lost the Screw..! ok, once in 40 years..

He reached...

True Story:

My dad finally took an old friend fishing in Canberra on the lake.. taught him ho to do it..

His wife said he became an avid fisherman,

Dad saw him down at the lake. book in...

actually
what it looks like is what most kids are using on their txts.. scary..

Needs a Toilet Emoji..

I will take it ..

Most unusual Lathe, necver seen them before.

does the bed extend to the faceplate..?

looks like an outstandin gitem!

we need photos of the smashed unit to verify veracity ..!