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5th July 2003, 09:53 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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.......... Bordello "Ping-Pong". Which is an...
.......... Bordello "Ping-Pong". Which is an ancient oriental art that dates back as far as ........
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22nd June 2003, 06:28 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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....... Woodies bordelo where they were...
....... Woodies bordelo where they were practicing the fine art of erotic 'ping-pong' with each other. Naturally they were in training for the World Bordelo Ping-Pong Championships to be held in...
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17th June 2003, 10:38 AM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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.... did bugger all for Dazza's poor back which...
.... did bugger all for Dazza's poor back which has seen him laid out flatter than a pancake for almost two long weeks. But alas, the derailment of this supreme being of the wood world (Dazza), was...
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3rd June 2003, 10:22 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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..... fully automated, all chrome, tripple shift,...
..... fully automated, all chrome, tripple shift, ball bearing assisted, hydrostatic, eluminated dip stik knobs with turbo charged blow-off valves. Where after they ........
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3rd June 2003, 10:06 AM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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..... GREAT CAESARS GHOST! The materials became...
..... GREAT CAESARS GHOST! The materials became a re-birthed, true to life carving of the very same two buxom lassies who were not only anotomically correct but.....
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27th May 2003, 12:34 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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..... "My bonney lies over the ocean, my bonney...
..... "My bonney lies over the ocean, my bonney lies over the sea, my daddy lay over my mummy and that's how I came to be. Oh bring back, bring back, oh bring back my mummy to me, to me .........
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19th May 2003, 12:32 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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... sending the two lassies to Hong Kong and dye...
... sending the two lassies to Hong Kong and dye a from a Herion overdose while being pounded on a Hong Kong materess all night long. But I digress, for more recently our "Floating Gin Palace" had...
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18th May 2003, 07:39 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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... incarcerated for the remainder of this story,...
... incarcerated for the remainder of this story, never to heard from again. Meanwhile back on the new improved inverted "floating Gin Palace", the stakes were high as a new member of the...
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17th May 2003, 10:11 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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.... a variety of high-rollers brough forth into...
.... a variety of high-rollers brough forth into the Ark two-by-two of which included his ......
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16th May 2003, 09:50 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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.... G.O.D (Girls On Dykes inc) building an ark. ...
.... G.O.D (Girls On Dykes inc) building an ark. It was to a grant ark too, measuring 20 cubits by 40 cubits, with three decks a gaming loundge and three swimming pools! Trouble was, nobody knew...
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16th May 2003, 12:31 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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... drown liitle babies in stagnent water and...
... drown liitle babies in stagnent water and force bits a make believe bread and watered down plonk down the throats of unsuspecting church going public. Yuk, fancy being told your eating a dead...
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15th May 2003, 03:33 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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....... death as an angle of the woodies world...
....... death as an angle of the woodies world appeared. That's why the story ended here, because there ain't no more dribble to tell.
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15th May 2003, 03:12 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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.... teeth. Whereby, he promptly swung his now...
.... teeth. Whereby, he promptly swung his now infamous tool in all directions killing off any remaining character to this story. Realising what had happened, our feindish blood thirsty assailant...
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14th May 2003, 12:31 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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... the orifaces. Thereby making a solid tenion...
... the orifaces. Thereby making a solid tenion joint for the table they were making of fine Australian Cedar with a centre feature carving of a ........
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12th May 2003, 11:40 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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.... Carba-Tec, as the most expensive and over...
.... Carba-Tec, as the most expensive and over rated wood chuck vendor. So our fellow wood chucking Woodchucks went to .....
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12th May 2003, 08:40 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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... wood on his wood chuck, because everyone...
... wood on his wood chuck, because everyone knows that a Woodchuck ......
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11th May 2003, 09:44 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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... with the depth of wisdom like American...
... with the depth of wisdom like American Walnut, yet the hardness of virtues like Western Australian Jarra with just a hint of sweetnes like Rose Mahogany, will step forth into this world to...
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11th May 2003, 05:59 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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... sniff some more mixture of Organ Oil and...
... sniff some more mixture of Organ Oil and thinners. But alass, this was not to be for time waits for no wood-chuck, as nobody realy knows how much wood a wood-chuck can chuck, even if a...
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10th May 2003, 09:47 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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.... saw dust and shavings. (I'm trying to bring...
.... saw dust and shavings. (I'm trying to bring it back to woodwork stuff here ) It's much better than hay or staw as the little storks of straw don't get stuck up their ........
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9th May 2003, 10:07 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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..... white pointers. Of course our babes of the...
..... white pointers. Of course our babes of the Woodies are from the "smart state" and apply a liberal coat of +33 ...........
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9th May 2003, 12:44 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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..... FXST.......I think you are out of character...
..... FXST.......I think you are out of character here. What to try again?
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8th May 2003, 10:16 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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..... were just little splinters. Oh, the times...
..... were just little splinters. Oh, the times we had causing havoc and kaos with our pet blue heeler dog gettin' in front of flamin' big Thermodyne Mack trucks and sniffin' the back ends of...
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8th May 2003, 09:51 AM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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...... let you turn a nice piece of Mulga burl to...
...... let you turn a nice piece of Mulga burl to make a unique platter or even a vase.
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7th May 2003, 11:55 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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......... collect all 52 pieces of the now...
......... collect all 52 pieces of the now destroyed project. Needless to say ..........
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7th May 2003, 11:19 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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...... which brings us to a much asked question. ...
...... which brings us to a much asked question. Should I use "U-Beaut" Shellawax after using EEE or is Carnauba Wax far better?
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6th May 2003, 09:34 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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........ I can anointe you both with "U-beaut...
........ I can anointe you both with "U-beaut EEE" buffing my fresh carving of all four.......... I mean two of your fine forms with a soft cloth. After this I can present both of you .......
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3rd May 2003, 10:49 PM
Thread: Are all Woodies such optimists ?
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What the....... You win!!!! That is...
What the.......
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3rd May 2003, 10:38 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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......... be skillfully carved by me", said the...
......... be skillfully carved by me", said the Phantom Carver. "For I not only have the skills and expertise to carve both of you buxom lassies in just one sitting, but I can also do it .........."
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1st May 2003, 11:50 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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....... spat, yelled, gear jammed and quarrelled...
....... spat, yelled, gear jammed and quarrelled with the blue healer. This was, to the pair of bodacious babes, at the least a timely distraction from the self-indulgence and gratification of....
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1st May 2003, 12:26 AM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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......... hit the air starter. The engine of his...
......... hit the air starter. The engine of his Thermodyne (Mack Truck) roared into life whereupon he jamed the monster into gear and she (the truck) moved on rubber feet. But alass he a bloody...
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30th April 2003, 11:25 PM
Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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........ realised that more than a mouthful is...
........ realised that more than a mouthful is realy a waste so .......
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30th April 2003, 10:49 PM
Thread: All Things Old Are New Again
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Pardon my ignorance but what the hey is an SWMBO?...
Pardon my ignorance but what the hey is an SWMBO? :rolleyes:
I gather it's means "she who should be obeyed" or in my house "Herself":(
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29th April 2003, 12:57 PM
Thread: All Things Old Are New Again
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:D Hi Alex, Yep! Gold plated nails. The...
:D Hi Alex,
Yep! Gold plated nails. The natural tanic acids in timber tarnish and in due time chemicaly modify lesser grade metals. That's why average steel/iron nails turn black in normal... -
29th April 2003, 12:35 AM
Thread: Securing joist to concrete slab
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:D Hi Grob, The difference being: (a) a...
:D Hi Grob,
The difference being:
(a) a screw bolt aka "coachscrew" has a screw threaded shank with a hex bolt head which is tightened by a spanner or socket. Use for securing wood or metal... -
28th April 2003, 11:34 PM
Thread: Membership Status
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Membership Status
:D Thank you one and all, for now my qestion has been answered.
May all your turnings be sucessful.:p -
28th April 2003, 03:26 PM
Thread: Forum Membership Status?
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Forum Membership Status?
Greetings and Salutations Woodies,
Can anyone answer a querry for me.
I opened my account in 'Woodwork Forums" and I appear to be listed as a 'junior member'. I am way over the age limit of... -
28th April 2003, 03:15 PM
Thread: All Things Old Are New Again
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All Things Old Are New Again
:D Greetings,
My First Pic in the gallery, what do you think?
I hope this picture quality isn't lost in the translation.
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26th April 2003, 12:24 AM
Thread: Are all Woodies such optimists ?
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:D Greetings Woodies, This pic is why I drive a...
:D Greetings Woodies,
This pic is why I drive a 543 cc (half litre) Mighty Boy Ute! You can fit more than this on it!
My fellow Woodies at Queenslands' Bayside Woodturners and Woodcrafters...