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A bloke goes to the doctor and says I think I'm going deaf. The doctor said "describe the symptoms" he said Homer is a fat bloke and Marj has blue hair.

Allan

Happy birthday Ern:)

Allan

And Barry ran third at Flemington

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Happy birthday Cliff

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A bloke walks out of the Tasmanian Divorce Court with a big smile on his face, followed closely by a sad looking woman.

He turns to her and says " Don't be so glum, we might be divorced now but...

Today the Irish SAS raided the Mumbai zoo and released all the ostriches.

Allan

Ern have you thought of trying an Arbortech carving wheel on an angle grinder, ther tough as anything.

Allan

Bob try TW Sands & Co in Melbourne, great selection of old lamps, Primus, and parts

Allan

Sawdust, thanks for that, will have to look a bit closer:doh:

Allan

Where does one get WINMAX I've never seen it in my travels?:?

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Try here http://www.australianrecycledtimber.com/ in Cambellfield. Not sure on prices though.

Allan

Congratulations Allan, keep the corn coming:U

Allan

Try this, simple & easy.
Get a fresh chicken, wash & dry it.
Rub over with virgin olive oil.
Mix a spoonful each of salt, pepper, paprika and brown sugar.
Rub the mix over the chicken, leaving a...

Good stuff Al:2tsup:

Allan

Thanks Harry, it's good to put a face to a name:2tsup:

Allan

Names on faces would help those of us unable to attend:U

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Welcome Ron, once the bug's bitten you your hooked

Allan

With the paw in a splint and turning limited I've turned my attention to this issue.

What have you done to yourself Ern?

Allan

Paddy
I have an old enamel one, with all the holes for the spin dry, mounted on 3 star droppers for legs. Great heat output, melts a stubby with a bit of jarrah in it

Allan

Congratulations FC:U I particularly enjoy your enthusiasm

Allan

Just another example of rushing in to be the good guy regardless. The bigger polluters will continue on and not worry. Meanwhile our costs go up and can't compete with the evil doers.
Rant off
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Great WIP Kev, I have enjoyed each post on it:U

Allan

Have a good one :2tsup:

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Good one FC:2tsup:

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Nice work Carl:2tsup:

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Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an...

TL
Dean did a review on these. Try www.onlinetoolreviews.com

Allan

A few weeks ago I bought a small Ozito router to save dismantling my Makita from the router table. When I went to use it, lucky me had 2 x 8mm collets instead of 1 x 8 & 1 x 6.35:~
I rang Ozito and...

Try Legano Wood Turning & Craft Supplies 03 6330 2522

Allan

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious
financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he
discovered
several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened...

1. Rufflyrustic

6. Oldphart

10. Carry pine

got them Madmix & Ashore well done. Brand 4 smoothing (plane) Oliver Hardy & Stanley Laurel (corny yes:B)

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No TL but it is a Hardy

Allan

Great news David hope it all works out & you get a bit of turning time

Allan

1. Make 4 smooth use Oliver (7)
2. Make a mother gets toolbox (Makita)
3. Stately timber (Oregon)
4. A whippy timber (5)
5. Tree sounds like a coat (Fir)
6. Tool chinese muscle contraction...

Groggy
5 & 6 correct

Allan

1. Make 4 smooth use Oliver
2. Make a mother gets toolbox
3. Stately timber
4. A whippy timber
5. Tree sounds like a coat
6. Tool chinese muscle contraction
7. Corrupt workshop item
Allan

Congrats to all involved, it wouldn't be the same without my daily hit:U:2tsup:
Allan

Put us out of our misery

Allan

Mick
I couldn't get it from that either.
But product of mulberry is silk yolk =silky oak
I think
Allan

got it I think:doh:

Silky oak

Allan

1. Lucas Mill

9. Nullarbor

2. floorboards
8. banksia

3. Electrician
6. Shellac
5. french polish
7. Hardiplank
Elbow

A man woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He doesn't remember how he got home from the party.



Fearful he made some horrible blunder he forces his...

Home surgery by Ivan Ackerov
Elbow

Australian Recycled Timbers in Campbellfield, have a good selection

Allan