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Wasamadder wit youz peoples yous lose one and yous get me back and all in the space of a day.

Got out of the big house in May 2003 and ended up back inside again a week later. I wos framed I tell...

story line, where the 2 ladies is treated wif the respect that the woodworkers of this world are famous for, not the gutter insinuations thet some of youz weekend worriers are trying to push....

Dan - yous should leave Cobram for the big smoke and begin yer search there. Either this or yez is gonna need to mail order in what yez need from people like Carrolls Woodcraft Supplies and others....

DOPE and dis means yous!!!

Mr Kernmil - Yous sound like a bitter and twisted loser to me. Anyone who has a problem with second best in the world has a real big problem and has most likely never acomplished anything wortwile in...

Ben Dover :eek: - A line that is often heard in stir.

and a large helping of common sense.Youz guys have really lost the plot haven't yez.https://www.ubeaut.biz/suicide.gif

At this point the 2 maidens said we're out of this story cos yous guys are a...

Brandon, my impetuous little friend, yous should be careful about picking on other peoples spelling, especially when yous seem to be pretty bad at it yourself. You could also do with a lesson in...

A flamin good finish for MDF is to coat the entire surface liberally with mineral turpentine then whilst it is still damp put a match to it. https://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

Works wonders with...

wood and then........

Geoff - It aint all that hard to fit a 4 outlet powerpoint ware the single one is. By doin tis yous can have a point for the dryer and 3 stenshin cords with a 6 or even 8 outlet power bord on each....

F*ck I miss the other 8 fingers I used to have. :( Oh well.

Newcastle

Brandon my young friend. I see yous is still at skool so maybe yous will know where Australia is in the world. This being the case you might find it would be hard for yous to buy a cheap 2nd hand...

AND DUMMM:mad:

Hey youz guys the wize guy is back from a short time holiday at the crowns expense.

I did enjoy readin yez posts while I was away but was terrubly disapoinded when youz didn't respond to my post...

bloody wanker

I'm watchin youz guys but can't respond eazily

Knuckles in stir.
I luv yez all. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

Hank

I noo this yank.
His name was hank.
He owned a bank.
He was a wank.

Well Hank the yank
Who ownes the bank
Has me to thank

of torns (starfish)

I'm back youz guyz. I missed yez.

Luv yez all
Knuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

ME But only on the bad days. Th' rest of th' time I'm a big pussycat. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

HOMOPATHIC Not that there's anyting wrong wit dat....

Oooh yessss.... Da wip, da wip.
Wip me beat me an call me daddyoh. Whoa!

Bun in the oven .....I'm back, thank yez Quantas.

Dear Norm.

The Grand Poobah passed on a message dat yous was upset by what I said. WHAT? I acknowleged that yous was obviously a experienced turner and asked yous not to be offended. What more do...

da bums http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

And then yez finishes it with tree tick brush coats of polyurethane. Am I right? Am I right? Huh, am I?

Yous is obviously a experienced turner Norm. So please don't be offended when I says to yez...

confuseius http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

tip for tat

Revenge is sweet,
I know it is.
Cos I got mine
And he got his.

Knuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

dye

What was it, that the pig ment,
When he said it's time to dye?
Should I change the bloody colour?
Or shoot him in the eye? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

Knuckles...

BOMB!!

I would like to pass on to youz, some advice I received from my farder, when I was a yout.

You may like to hear a bomb, when it goes tic toc.
It means the buggar's working. As like as...

The Big Bad

For youz guys:

I'M BAAAAACK.
by Knuckles A Muggerman

Knuckles is back and I'm proud to say,
I just got owta th slammer today.
I'm gonna be good like I know I should,

Ian - a real mans name, like Knuckles

gravy train (my kind of work) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

cold prickiatrist

Barry

The trackin haz to be changed coz the blades are all different. Have yous ever compared a old one wif a new one. There is many variables in makin them blades. 1/64th" difference in size an...

guzunder

. Is yous stoopid. I never went to collage so how da hell do yous esspekt me to count to 100.

My stolen post revisited. It was posted after:
boat????

float !

Anchor - (cement shoes)

Hey youz guys. Where he hell'sa my post wif the poem and the cement shoes. Neil put it here for me after I mucked up. Now itsa gone. I'ma bit angry, waddaf**k are youz doin....

Youz is bananas Doorstop. Yous stole my spot. But I won't smash ya fit time. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

KNUCKLES

For youz guyz

Knuckles he's got lotza mates
Some he even takes on dates
But if they tryz to kiss good night.
I bashem, den I feelz alright. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Toinin Japanese http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif I tink I'm toinin Japanese I really tink so... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

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Chow Shane - Yous've got 30 & 90 day unconditional money back guarantee for dis stuff. Give em a try, if yez dont like em send em back, an if day don't give yous a refund tell em Knuckles will pay...

KILLED the cat. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif I love dead cats its the only way to eat them. YUM!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

Grid Iron - Girlie football

New Year

get Knuckles, the wise old Wise Guy, to come and show him the error of his ways."

"Bah humbug." said thu muver. "Waddiyatorkinaboud. He hasn't done anyfin wrong. I like bein grumpy instead of...

Borg ............ the bad guys, my favorites.

FUBAR

head

nails

BURN baby burn. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif Mwahahahahahaha http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Vic Bitter