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Goodmorning to yez Ross. If da cap fits wear it. But they probably do not make one big enough to fit your head.

Now correct me if I am wrong but what yous is sayin Mac is that my 19th century, French polished, Australian Cedar credenza which is in impeccable condition, has never been restored and has outlasted...

Weak as **** kenmil. I always thought you was a girl and you have proved me to be right.

This will get cencored and rightly so but I'm not goin to complain because the cencorship will be...

I've got a copy of the first "Polishers Handbook" from 1991 all 40 pages of it. I also have a copy of the latest edition over 200 pages. I would class it as the best most useful book I have ever...

Good Day, this is Don Kannoly (The Don) I'ma out of the bighouse and free again. Knuckles has asked me to puta dis ona the Woodies Yarn for him, hesa got a laptop with internet in but nota outa....

KNUCKLES!!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

Iain

As promised, Knuckles is less one more digit since last night. Dis was a very hard ting for me to do....................... He is running out if fingers to lop off.

After last night he...

Model T

I told yous Knuckles. Do not cause agravation and do not mention the Cosa yous knowstra. Do as my good friend Neil says, and stop calling Iain a wanker. It is not his fault he is a wanker and I am...

Biggles

Hey dis is just like bein at the shrink in the Big House. Ah memories......

and bears. Oh my!

Iain

See if you can work this one out.

Iain, (Gods gift to women)
Loved a lady banker.
But she didn't love him back,
Because she thought he was a ****** (rhymes with wanker) Matter of fact!...

My sources tell me that Mr Neil Ellis was awarded a Golden Gouge at a recent national woodturners get together. I understand this award is made for services to woodturning in Australia, and is a very...

Whilst I was here giving all due adulation to The Great Poo Bear I thought I wood regale you with a wise guy joke.

Q/ What do you call a man with a battered head in one hand and a beautifully...

As a member of that great family the Cosa Nostra I have been heaping poo no newspapers and magazines for years. This magazine has my respect for putting Poo on itself.

To the Great Poo Bear you...

Greetings Knuckles

It is Don Kannoly here. I had no realization of the fact that you were so interested in woodwork. I have seen some of your alleged collection of beautifully turned blunt...