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    I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

    G rating - despite the title.

    http://daverabbit.podOmatic.com/entry/2008-08-26T15_42_27-07_00
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    How many forum members ....

    .... does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: 1,331:

    - 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that the light bulb
    has been changed.

    - 14 to share similar experiences...
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    Hi Whyttlewoman - welcome! Very nice carvings!

    Hi Whyttlewoman - welcome! Very nice carvings!
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    ten feet tall

    ten feet tall
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    Another worker electrocution

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/080506/2/16qxb.html

    This is the third worker electrocution that I've read about in the last four weeks.

    I probably wouldn't have posted this, except that the worker...
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    Over the Iron Curtain by Izzy Nikenoff

    Over the Iron Curtain by Izzy Nikenoff
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    Absolutely. Congratulations to you all!

    Absolutely. Congratulations to you all!
  8. Something got pointed out to me, something I...

    Something got pointed out to me, something I should have realised for myself, and that is that blokes don't come to these forums to have their sillier moments highlighted for them.

    My sincere...
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    Your signature and the nature of your injury. It...

    Your signature and the nature of your injury. It was either Wing Chun or Southern Praying Mantis (tong long) Both styles have a similar injury pattern from the "burning" of the ligaments in the...
  10. Never mind poppet - you go and have a nice nap. ...

    Never mind poppet - you go and have a nice nap. Diddums will feel much better.
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    Poll: Garfunkel has noticed that a new verb has entered...

    Garfunkel has noticed that a new verb has entered the language, via David Weinberger: jarvis, in this sentence on Joho the Blog, "I'm jarvising on MSNBC this afternoon." Jeff Jarvis's own proffered...
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    Happy birthday to you Dave - just noticed!

    Happy birthday to you Dave - just noticed!
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    Oh Nuuurrrrsse!

    A nurse walked into a bank.

    Preparing to write a check, she pulled a rectal-thermometer out of her purse and tried to write with it.

    She looked at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a...
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    mother in law

    mother in law
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    Intriguing piece. Visually captivating - it...

    Intriguing piece. Visually captivating - it keeps dragging my eyes back to it. I think your farmer is going to be quite tickled.
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    IF it's frozen shoulder, then yes, acupuncture...

    IF it's frozen shoulder, then yes, acupuncture will fix it within three to four treatments. But like Rattrap said, you need an acupuncturist who really knows their stuff. True acupuncture does...
  17. With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

    One day hubby decided to wash his shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say...
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    Mystery letter

    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George W a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

    Bush opened...
  19. Thread: Moving On

    by Incoming!
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    :iagree: some brilliant ideas there.

    :iagree: some brilliant ideas there.
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    claw mudcrab or hammer

    claw

    mudcrab
    or
    hammer
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    I heard that.

    I heard that.
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    Definitely going to be there in Brissie probably...

    Definitely going to be there in Brissie probably on Friday and Saturday. It'll be my first www show. I just noticed that Roll Out the Barrel will be having a stand there, and having some demos as...
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    same here.

    same here.
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    6. dammit koala - you get the right answer just...

    6. dammit koala - you get the right answer just as I post my wrong one!
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    bomb disposal expert

    bomb disposal expert
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    Actually that's not a bad idea. The comp has...

    Actually that's not a bad idea. The comp has certainly fired me up, but there is no doubt that nothing I could produce would hold a candle to the stuff that has been produced here.

    Remember that...
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    ............

    ............
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    Wing chun (assume that is your art)? Maybe too...

    Wing chun (assume that is your art)? Maybe too much sticky hands practice. It's murder on the shoulders. Get thee to an acupuncturist!
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    Salvation knee drill or knee capping

    Salvation

    knee drill
    or
    knee capping
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    8. renovator?

    8. renovator?
  31. Thread: try this one

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    absolutely gorgeous

    absolutely gorgeous
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    1. What about a cotton tree (thread stand thingy)...

    1. What about a cotton tree (thread stand thingy) for all the cotton she uses? Not sure whether quilters use spools of cotton or long, looped sheaves (I use safety pins myself if I lose a button),...
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    Make that four. Although I'm likely to turn in...

    Make that four. Although I'm likely to turn in something that looks like a stone age carving.
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    And a deeper silence fell! Unless the boys pm'd...

    And a deeper silence fell! Unless the boys pm'd you!

    Hi Sturdee - sorry to hear of your woes. Yep, you may have some trouble rising to certain occasions in the future and yes it is important to...
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    There are a couple of variations on FUBAR ...

    There are a couple of variations on FUBAR

    There is FUBAB - Foul Up Beyond All Belief and SAPFU - Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. (foul is not necessarily the word used)

    Have also run across...
  36. Thread: Mensa test !

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    30. 9 provinces in South Africa 28. 23 pair of...

    30. 9 provinces in South Africa
    28. 23 pair of c.... in the Harbour Bridge?
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    My vote went to the piece that spoke to my heart....

    My vote went to the piece that spoke to my heart. And it was a tough choice. I don't know how to define Art, but this piece really resonated with me.

    Congratulations to all the entrants and...
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    A man must be a good financial provider A man...

    A man must be a good financial provider
    A man must be a good friend and soulmate
    A man must be a good father
    A man must be a tiger in bed
    A man must be sensitive to a woman's needs

    It is...
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    sorry Weisy - I linked to this post from I Spy...

    sorry Weisy - I linked to this post from I Spy and didn't notice it was the turning forum :doh:

    Disregard previous dumb suggestions
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    Here's hoping the server doesn't crash at 8pm ...

    Here's hoping the server doesn't crash at 8pm Could be a new record for members online.
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    OK - stupid and undoable coming right up! ...

    OK - stupid and undoable coming right up!

    Harry Potter theme - maybe one of the Nimbus 2000 broomsticks.

    Slightly more difficult would be a scale version of Hogwarts! But the kids would love...
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    Rough Justice

    The pictures say it all
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    read the rules look for loopholes or suffer...

    read the rules

    look for loopholes
    or
    suffer from adhd?
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    maybe that's what got Brickie cranky

    maybe that's what got Brickie cranky
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    tell him he's dreaming anarchist's nightmare...

    tell him he's dreaming

    anarchist's nightmare
    or
    big brother rules
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    Was wondering where you'd got to. Female timber...

    Was wondering where you'd got to. Female timber cutter has got to be one of the rarest occupations in the world. You've completely changed my perceptions of the "Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python. ...
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    lotsa fun Give brickie a group hug or ...

    lotsa fun

    Give brickie a group hug

    or

    tickle his tummy
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    pollie wants crackers or put the kettle on

    pollie

    wants crackers
    or
    put the kettle on
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    nuclear holocaust

    nuclear holocaust
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    Thanks Pal, I found the ones I need at...

    Thanks Pal, I found the ones I need at apworkshop.com.au Starting to get excited. I'm going to start by making the buckets, just to get a feel for the whole project in minature.
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