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He's a lumberjack and he's O.K..........
http://membres.lycos.fr/ydog/image/Amusante/234AM.jpg

(not for kiddies)

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Can anyone tell me what this timber is?
http://membres.lycos.fr/ydog/image/Amusante/975AM.jpg

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I spanked the monkey at 638 mph...(after Mr. Sheening the mouse pad)

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http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/

P.S. I am also insane, thanks Iain
http://www.tekzoned.com/instest/

it's pretty........

were you after pretty??????

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The reason they use steel pots now is because the crays become magnetised from crawling around on the sea floor

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Can anyone point me to some plans for a stand for a lathe?
Mine has "Parkinsons"

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> > > apparently true ... (aren't they all?)
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> > > There's a town in Hertfordshire (UK) called Tillit.
> > > In Tillit is a pub called "The Cockwell Inn".
> > > The publican there is...

The farmer wondered whether to get the wether out of the weather

Feast Watson was bought out by Cabots. Their entire range is still sold under the "Feast Watson" banner. We are still printing the "Waterproof" cans at work, so it is obviously still being made and...

Another quick method for hollowing large pieces is to drill a 7/8" hole in the centre, insert dynamite, light fuse & run.
Just as safe and without the need to sweep up the shed afterwards.

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10 & 11th of March.
Fine Furniture, Woodware and Woodworking Show.
Run by the Woodturners of the Goulburn Valley, Vic.
Shepparton Civic Centre.
Demonstrations and exhibitions.

There is an article in The Australian Woodworker (Dec.issue) that might interest you. It also shows a jig for cutting the teeth of wooden clock wheels and pinions

regards

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Shane,
you mentioned a guy that fitted 2 of these devices and got a 76% increase in fuel economy.
If I fit 3 of these things will my empty fuel tank self fill ???
Might be dangerous though. As I...

I have access to some wood from felled trees at work. ( had to make room for the new bosses helicopter ) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif
Some Iron Bark and Sugar Gum trunks available to...

Greek

Prince Albert (ouch !!!!!)

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This is clever - no idea how it works!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It only takes 30 seconds.......

Work this out as you read.

Must be sure you don't read the bottom until you've...

Wife.
(think she loves the card more than me !!)

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John,
I to am struggling with the cost of starting from scratch. I am using a Sundstrom SR100 respirator for the time being. They are a bit dearer than the Panos you mentioned but are a good...

One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse stepped into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was yelling for his friend, the chicken, to save him.The chicken thought...

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance...

ABBA

Glass

A woman is shopping in the local hardware store.
She selects nails,some screws, a hammer, and a screw driver.

As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay,a drunk standing behind her in...

The old Ubeaut web site had a calender of wood working events. (very useful)
Does or will the new site have one ?

regards

Hook.

This is one the missus told me and reckons is fair dinkum.

Q.Why do men become smarter during sex?
A.Because they are plugged into a genius.

regards,

Hook.

Uncle Bill spots a nice looking sheila in a bar. He goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN : :

Compliment her, :
respect her, :
honour her, :
cuddle her,
kiss her, :
caress her, :
love her, :
stroke her, :

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night,the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests...

DEEP THOUGHTS

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I am in shape. Round's a shape...

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Ever...

I have a large area of timber floor boards in my home. They are Myrtle (the appearance & colour is sensational).

However it is a real pain in the butt running a dry mop over the floor to remove...

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.

"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and...

Ten Things Men Know About Women.

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Al,
you could have a go at making a compression chuck. Very simple,very cheap.
Go to the link below and all will be explained.

http://www.enter.net/~ultradad/bowljig.html

Regards,

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Thanks for the info' Neil.

How does one post pictures on this BB.
I have seen some good Bulliten Boards from around the world (this being one of the best) where turners "share" their projects by...

I have just got myself a quantity of wood from felled trees at work. Don't know what type of trees, but there are some nice colours and grain patterns in them. Sizes are around 12 - 15 inches in...