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23rd May 2014, 08:14 AM
Thread: ANY GOVERNMENT.
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ANY GOVERNMENT.
These three statements tell you a lot about our government and
our culture:
1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few
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18th May 2014, 03:17 PM
Thread: ECONOMY
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ECONOMY
"The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign ... -
16th February 2013, 11:42 AM
Thread: Pollies and bankers
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Pollies and bankers
Home - bugger the bankers
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9th April 2012, 12:22 PM
Thread: Anyone want to guess.....
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A gnaughty gnome?
A gnaughty gnome?
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28th July 2011, 07:39 AM
Thread: Being politically correct !!!
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Being politically correct !!!
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
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13th July 2011, 06:39 AM
Thread: Metaphors and Analogies
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Metaphors and Analogies
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of...
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3rd July 2011, 07:19 AM
Thread: A Loving Husband
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A Loving Husband
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff's deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the... -
16th May 2011, 01:39 PM
Thread: Kilt
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Kilt
You can sing along with this one.
YouTube - The drunk Scotsman with lyrics - Irish rovers -
1st May 2011, 08:32 AM
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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the... -
24th April 2011, 10:24 AM
Thread: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
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Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr....
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20th April 2011, 05:14 PM
Thread: Grin and Bear it.
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Grin and Bear it.
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study...
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23rd March 2011, 05:52 AM
Thread: Terror Threats in 2011
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Terror Threats in 2011
Terror Threats in 2011 Europe,?
by John Cleese
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1st August 2010, 05:06 PM
Thread: Bargain
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Bargain
Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London .
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
catches his eye.
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15th July 2010, 06:42 AM
Thread: Teachers & Cops:
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Teachers & Cops:
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)
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15th June 2010, 05:33 PM
Thread: Scotland
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Scotland
50?F
People in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants
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16th May 2010, 06:31 PM
Thread: Wife from hell
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Wife from hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun... -
8th April 2010, 03:06 PM
Thread: Silence!
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Silence!
Charles and Shirley were attending church services.
About halfway through, Charles writes
a note and hands it to Shirley.
It says, " I just let out a silent fart.
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8th March 2010, 12:28 PM
Thread: Newfie Joke
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Newfie Joke
A Newfoundlander is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. When the call ends, he orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a...
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6th March 2010, 02:10 PM
Thread: Dinner time.
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Dinner time.
131430
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20th February 2010, 04:00 PM
Thread: Holy in One
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Holy in One
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.
She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
"What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior."I thought this was the... -
9th August 2009, 08:20 AM
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The poor people using the crossing were quickly...
The poor people using the crossing were quickly eaten by Mongo.
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9th August 2009, 08:17 AM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Try Monte Cristo.
Try Monte Cristo.
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6th August 2009, 09:06 PM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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To fee or not to fee.
To fee or not to fee.
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2nd August 2009, 07:30 AM
Thread: Don't you just love it?!!!
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Don't you just love it?!!!
Can this really be true?
A Well-Planned Retirement - From The London Times:
TRUE STORY
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking
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31st July 2009, 07:58 PM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Bless you my son.
Bless you my son.
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28th July 2009, 11:17 AM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Money-----power-----tools.
Money-----power-----tools.
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28th July 2009, 11:15 AM
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Mommy, I need a happy meal!
Mommy, I need a happy meal!
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25th July 2009, 09:40 PM
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There's gotta be some water around here...
There's gotta be some water around here somewhere................
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25th July 2009, 10:11 AM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Declared
Declared
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25th July 2009, 07:25 AM
Thread: Maybe this is why I left Canada
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I was informed that it was taken from the Ottawa...
I was informed that it was taken from the Ottawa Citizen but you could be right even though it is believable.
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22nd July 2009, 04:22 PM
Thread: Maybe this is why I left Canada
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Maybe this is why I left Canada
Questionable employees
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 300
Employees and has the following statistics?
30 have been accused of spousal abuse.
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21st July 2009, 07:38 PM
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"I'll clear this thing with a standing jump and...
"I'll clear this thing with a standing jump and hope it doesn't end up in me kilt"
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21st July 2009, 11:07 AM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Not whilst wearing
Not whilst wearing
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20th July 2009, 09:43 PM
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When bike thieves...
When bike thieves strike...........................
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20th July 2009, 09:34 PM
Thread: Word association :)
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Alar
Alar
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19th July 2009, 10:01 PM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Hazzard
Hazzard
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19th July 2009, 09:56 PM
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Like this one the most.
Like this one the most.
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17th July 2009, 07:13 PM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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And mustard
And mustard
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17th July 2009, 12:01 PM
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16th July 2009, 10:04 AM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Nose job
Nose job
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15th July 2009, 07:03 PM
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.........one small step for...
.........one small step for man......................
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15th July 2009, 07:00 AM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.IX
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Gps
Gps
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15th July 2009, 06:57 AM
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A chip off the old block.
A chip off the old block.
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11th July 2009, 06:08 PM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII
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Old cook
Old cook
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11th July 2009, 10:51 AM
Thread: My Duck is Dead
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My Duck is Dead
My Duck is Dead
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
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8th July 2009, 09:33 PM
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Well. I did say that I like teeny weenies.
Well. I did say that I like teeny weenies.
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7th July 2009, 04:27 PM
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This is where I starred in many movies.
This is where I starred in many movies.
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7th July 2009, 04:24 PM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII
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Oop's gotta go..........
Oop's gotta go..........
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6th July 2009, 04:12 PM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII
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Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't eat yellow snow.
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6th July 2009, 08:16 AM
Thread: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII
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Wigglies
Wigglies