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    Department of Conservation

    A Department of Conservation representative stopped at a Victorian farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.'
    The old farmer...
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    thought i'd blow the dust off this old thread ...

    thought i'd blow the dust off this old thread cause as i was heading into kings meadows via the connector (past bunnings) today i noticed a carbatec sign any know when it opened ? unfortuanly i was...
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    welcome to the better part of the state...

    welcome to the better part of the state Mike:2tsup: glad things look more promising for you oh and thanks for the great screen saver
  4. Thread: cockroach

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    cockroach

    Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack,
    bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he
    finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the...
  5. Thread: Wmhahahahaha

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    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width=350 align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle bgColor=#cccccc>You Are 94% Evil </TD></TR><TR><TD...
  6. Thread: new puppy!

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    This is kimba she passed away 2 weeks ago at the...

    This is kimba she passed away 2 weeks ago at the grand age of 13 what a fantastic dog hope you enjoy your maremma as much as we loved kim
  7. Thread: Main HDD failure

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    thanks steve :2tsup:

    thanks steve :2tsup:
  8. Thread: stanley #68

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    stanley #68

    can some one tell me some thing about the stanley #68 hand plane funny lookin thing seem to have 2 mouths (think thats what they are called) 1 had the front bit broke off but still useable$15 the...
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    very nice pens mate well done BTW found 3 huon...

    very nice pens mate well done BTW found 3 huon slabs in a 2nd hand store today 2 inches thick 5 1/2 foot long 18 inches wide they asking $50 each. Fair price ??
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    so did they have to go to bunnings or mitre 10 to...

    so did they have to go to bunnings or mitre 10 to fix their hardware problems???





    (sorry:- )
  11. i had a bad case of the sweats and shakes think i...

    i had a bad case of the sweats and shakes think i was going though withdrawals :( :C
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    hi rogerb welcome to the forum welcome and enjoy...

    hi rogerb welcome to the forum welcome and enjoy

    RogerJ(aka GOAT)
  13. Thread: Men only poll!

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    Poll: oh and i answered shave it off i have a #2 hair...

    oh and i answered shave it off i have a #2 hair cut at the moment so what the hell i'd shave it off if i started to go bald
  14. Thread: Men only poll!

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    Poll: i have no sign of baldness so far ,my 89 year old...

    i have no sign of baldness so far ,my 89 year old grand father has a full head of hair (hopfully i take after him)my dad is balding i once caught him in his paddock with the cow licking his head as...
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    happy easter all and please look out for the...

    happy easter all and please look out for the idiots on the road and stay safe
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    :( why..............

    :( why..............
  17. Thread: sat nav's

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    yer thanks for the correction mick :p i knew...

    yer thanks for the correction mick :p i knew what i ment. i think:wink:
  18. Thread: sat nav's

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    funny really cause my wife tells me how to drive...

    funny really cause my wife tells me how to drive and it annoys the hell out of me now i'm lookin for a gadget to do the same :~ lol
  19. Thread: sat nav's

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    sat nav's

    hi any satnav guru's here? i just got a job as a courier and would like some advice on satnav's. Anyone?
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    Right place at the right time?

    :d
  21. Thread: one foggy night

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    one foggy night

    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...


    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an...
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    kev mate those last 4 pix didn't load

    kev mate those last 4 pix didn't load
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    for those who missed the qatar moto gp a replay...

    for those who missed the qatar moto gp a replay is about to start on fox sports 2, well done casey :2tsup: :D
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    both me and the missus got a invite to go to a...

    both me and the missus got a invite to go to a presantation they went straight into the bin
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    Poll: also with the duke the amount of servicing will...

    also with the duke the amount of servicing will break you $$$,have ya thought about a jap bike? there are some very cool ones that can do quite high kms , i just clocked over 65000kms on my suzuki ...
  26. Thread: Windows Vista

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    wife saw ad for vista ,she anounced we have to...

    wife saw ad for vista ,she anounced we have to get it (this pleases me no end:D as my 8 year old pc needs up grading) well lets go to town says i and don,t forget the efpos card so now i have vista...
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    i have anal glucoma (can't see my asre at work...

    i have anal glucoma (can't see my asre at work today)
  28. Thread: New Product

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    i won't ask for details of how or why you found...

    i won't ask for details of how or why you found them but well done :D
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    HEY!!!!!!!!:~

    HEY!!!!!!!!:~
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    exercise for woodies

    <table id="INCREDIMAINTABLE" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td id="INCREDITEXTREGION" style="font-size: 12pt; cursor: auto; font-family: Arial;" width="100%"> ...
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    No snow at this end of the coast bit windy but...

    No snow at this end of the coast bit windy but not cold was 34 the other week iv'e lived and worked in most states and i always come back to tassie, great fishing ,nice timbers and the job prospects...
  32. Thread: Federer

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    who?

    who?
  33. Thread: Queen sized bed

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    nice work bench :2tsup:

    nice work bench :2tsup:
  34. Thread: I am envious

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    i though it was a enema as it has the same effect...

    i though it was a enema as it has the same effect on me :oo::o:oo::o:oo::o:oo::o
  35. Thread: Beer Consumption

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    :2tsup: WHAT! only one?:C

    :2tsup:


    WHAT! only one?:C
  36. Thread: Beer Consumption

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    but but but...it was my joke :p

    but but but...it was my joke :p
  37. Thread: Beer Consumption

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    Beer Consumption

    <tt>Last month, <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:PLACETYPE w:st="on">University</ST1:PLACETYPE> of <ST1:PLACENAME w:st="on">Botswana</ST1:PLACENAME></ST1:PLACE> scientists released the results of a...
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    who has a steady hand?

    ok do you need to practice your hand ,eye coordination try this it's harder than you think

    http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6489/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf


    WARNING it can be...
  39. Thread: baby shots

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    baby shots

    The Browns were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
    On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Brown kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The...
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    Poll: pee flavoured peas?

    pee flavoured peas?
  41. Thread: Blundstone Boots

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    i'm on my 3rd pair of lace up blue steel, good...

    i'm on my 3rd pair of lace up blue steel, good comfy long lasting boot but i do have a pair of elastic sided blunnies that i wear around the farm quick and easy to slip on when the goats have got...
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    :2tsup: Right on sheddy ,i left home just before...

    :2tsup: Right on sheddy ,i left home just before i was 18 went to queensland got a job on a tourists island for a while, went west for a few years building, fencing, bar work came home to tassie 6...
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    This thread is very timely as i'm filling my...

    This thread is very timely as i'm filling my newly erected pool and after connecting the pump and filter the deck is next, any one have any ideas for a feature to the deck like.......................
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    WARNING..New Credit Card Scam.

    WARNING..New Credit Card Scam. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it.

    This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone...
  45. Thread: Royal Enfields

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    dare i suggest some thing with the looks that you...

    dare i suggest some thing with the looks that you like and jap reliability ?

    kawasaki w 650
  46. Thread: Royal Enfields

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    well done benny :2tsup: so whats it going to be...

    well done benny :2tsup: so whats it going to be ,thruxton ,speed master or some thing else?
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    thx dj for the detailed pix :2tsup: i got 20 c...

    thx dj for the detailed pix :2tsup: i got 20 c sections 3m -3.6 , 20+ pieces of top hat 2.4m -3m and 30 sheets of colour bond roofin iron various colours 3-4 metres long all new for 2 cartons of beer...
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    thanx champ, much apreciated :U

    thanx champ, much apreciated :U
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    hi dj love the shed mate,next time ya got ur...

    hi dj love the shed mate,next time ya got ur camera out, if ya don't mind could ya take a close up of how the wall connects to the roof truss as i have just brought a lot of c section very very...
  50. Thread: Idiot test.

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    yep it says don't press the blue button

    yep it says don't press the blue button
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