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Wow, you put a lot of effort into those. Very nice looking, in an eclectic sort of way.

As well as racist!
Starting a fictional letter with "Mr M'Baz Es-Hari," as the author, even as a joke, in this day and age is tasteless to say the least.

Furthermore, there are so many...

When I got home from playing golf today I noticed the wife had left a note on the fridge. It said, "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! I've gone to stay with my Mother." I opened the...

55 Old! Nah, Middle aged :2tsup:

4) No....:doh:

I could see myself doing that.. :B

They are very funny. :U

My main profession is electronics and have mainly been into computer repairs for 25+ years and do woodworking as a hobby.
Too many "friends" asked me to look at their computers over the years that I...

I tried it but it didn't seem to help :D

Wind turbines would be good too.

How progressive. :doh:

I found this site while looking for floor standing lamp designs and thought I would share it.

Mission Furniture Plans : Amish Furniture - Solid Wood Custom Made Fine Furniture Online, - Amish...

:U I actually had a chuckle at that one... :2tsup:

They should get carbon credits for sequestering the carbon and keeping it out of the atmosphere. :D

Well I didn't see that one coming.... :biggrin2:

I was thinking that... Umm, Err, Oh never mind!

:2tsup:

I dunno, I think they may have had some greener ones before they came up with that idea.... :oo:

Except a Toucan has a more green beak with a red tip and has more taste than to eat Mcmuck.

Toucan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I will never forget David Attenborough saying "Great Tits like watermelons"

It's all in the punctuation...

Great Tit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I love to work with wood and decided to carve a rocking horse for our unborn grandchild.
As parts of the horse were shaped, my intentions became clear to my next-door neighbor.
"You must be...

So true!

We had our house burgled and ransacked a year ago. It took four calls and three hours to get the reply "we will have someone come out tomorrow"

Thanks........ :?

A white-ant walks into a bar

and says,

Is the Bar Tender here?

I got a foul look at the hardware store the other day.
I was after some nails for the nailgun to put up a section of fence and the salesman said "how long do you want them".
I of course said Ï...

I have had a rental property done by A.C. Fine Floors and the result was.
1. Quick
2. Reasonably priced
3. As good as I have seen anywhere.

:2tsup:

I will add I am in no way affiliated with...

Found this while wandering around the web.

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Such an elegant solution...... :doh:

Image thanks to There, I Fixed It

The main reason it works is that static charge cannot build up on a conductor. However, I don't know by what mechanism it gets dissipated? :?

I was also getting zapped by my "cyclone" - a 20...

I posted this a while back and received no comments, so I will post again.

I used plastic water pipe to duct my garage and also had a lot of static build up on the pipes and received a lot of...

:roflmao:

Wait, what was the question?

Oh dear............:o

:whs:

I also like Metalica's "Black" album.

Here in NSW the police come and check your safe is up to scratch and secured properly to the building. Mine weighs nearly 100kg.
It is handy though, I have a regular safe bolted to the top to keep...

This guy is obviously a safety nut.....

128921 :o

Well, I'm going to steal that idea! :2tsup:

I think if you read all the features from the site it becomes trivially obvious... :biggrin2:

I don't think google translated it, I think it was written in perfect Chinglish....

Kitchen Mini Knife Sharpener

Description <!-- google_ad_section_start -->Products introduction:
TAIDEA sharpener adopts two pieces whetting design, which increases the whetting speed...

What a great find. I own and still use my Rega with a SME series III arm and Shure V15 type 4 cartridge.

You can make a new belt from O-Ring rubber, obtainable from specialty fastener stores, and...

Very nice. Could also be useful in hand to hand combat......... :D

Halloween is a way off. Maybe someone can turn out some pumpkins......... :cool:

Very nice job. It has come up well.

Thanks for the additional info regarding Queensland rules Munruben,

Sorry Leon I didn't spot that you were in QLD and I was offering my experiences based in NSW.
It's over seven years since I was...

I did a little a few years back and at the time a handyman was restricted to $200 per job.
This isn't a real problem as you just do several small jobs and charge each separately.
I put two ads in...

In my younger days I repaired pinballs and video games and the glass in the pinballs is constantly hit by the steel ball.

One day I slid the glass out of the top of one and BANG the whole peice...

They are lovely creatures, we get them up here around Newcastle.
I went camping at the Myall Lakes and every morning six or seven would wander through the campsite.
You are lucky to live in such a...

Or, it may be Ray has forgotten to put on his Aluminium hat to stop the Aliens reading his thoughts....

Obviously, anyone who says light bulbs suck is certainly living in the dark ages and needs...

I'm sure there are a lot of people here who could help out, maybe if a new thread was started then solutions would come pouring in.

If you plan to grow iris bulbs some care should be taken to improve soil conditions first. It is best to use a slow release fertilizer to improve the nutrient value of the soil. Use compost, well...

I don't think we need a picture of your whatsit :oo: - a ruler would give a better idea of the globes size....

Why don't you do what I do.

Simply purchase a 20 watt globe and use electrical tape to mask of 5% of the globe.
Works a treat and saves time by not running all over town trying to find the exact...

Yep, I tried all the local antique dealers but they won't sell originals, only new ones. They keep the originals to repair items they buy that are missing bits and pieces.

It was one of the...