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16th February 2017, 11:24 AM
Thread: Always ask, never assume!!
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News organizations in the USA would. :?
News organizations in the USA would. :?
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16th February 2017, 11:01 AM
Thread: History of 'APRONS'
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Science supports your statement - the low level...
Science supports your statement - the low level exposure to all sorts of germs builds up the immune system. Our modern hyper-sterile environment leaves today's kids at risk.
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3rd January 2013, 02:16 AM
Thread: Queensland Beer
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Frog on ice
What's red, green, icy, alcoholic, and goes 600 mph?
A frog daiquiri!
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2nd January 2013, 02:14 PM
Thread: Queensland Beer
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Eeek!
Dead Frog?
What's red and green and goes 600 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender!
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7th December 2011, 09:45 AM
Thread: False teeth
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The truth slips out
My wife suffers from sleep apnea, and was having trouble with the CPAP mask. Thing fits over her nose, but air leaks out her mouth. She complained, "I can't keep my mouth shut!" :U
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20th November 2011, 10:54 AM
Thread: Talking dog
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Talking dog
A man was driving around the back woods of Montana, and saw a
sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He knocked on the door; and the owner
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Need help with this quote
I can't find this quote anywhere, but in my youth heard it attributed to Winston Churchill: "In Golf you attempt to hit a small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly unsuited to the...
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He thought it was rubber, but it's_not.
He thought it was rubber, but it's_not.
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8th December 2010, 02:30 AM
Thread: Sea Food Restraunt
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Alternate ending...
When the waiter said "Hans, kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!" , I figured the French chef was in trouble! :oo:
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5th November 2010, 05:29 AM
Thread: Time waster
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My first post!
Been lurking here for a couple years, this is my first post, Hi all! :U
58 on first try, not bad for an amphibian!
Pete