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    News organizations in the USA would. :?

    News organizations in the USA would. :?
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    Science supports your statement - the low level...

    Science supports your statement - the low level exposure to all sorts of germs builds up the immune system. Our modern hyper-sterile environment leaves today's kids at risk.
    Pete
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    Frog on ice

    What's red, green, icy, alcoholic, and goes 600 mph?

    A frog daiquiri!

    :yuk:

    Pete (the Tubatoad)
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    Eeek!

    Dead Frog?

    What's red and green and goes 600 miles per hour?
    A frog in a blender!

    Lucky for me, I'm a toad!:;
  5. Thread: False teeth

    by Tubatoad
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    The truth slips out

    My wife suffers from sleep apnea, and was having trouble with the CPAP mask. Thing fits over her nose, but air leaks out her mouth. She complained, "I can't keep my mouth shut!" :U
  6. Thread: Talking dog

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    Talking dog

    A man was driving around the back woods of Montana, and saw a
    sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
    "Talking Dog For Sale." He knocked on the door; and the owner
    appeared,...
  7. Thread: Golfisms

    by Tubatoad
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    Need help with this quote

    I can't find this quote anywhere, but in my youth heard it attributed to Winston Churchill: "In Golf you attempt to hit a small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly unsuited to the...
  8. Thread: Rubbery

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    He thought it was rubber, but it's_not.

    He thought it was rubber, but it's_not.
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    Alternate ending...

    When the waiter said "Hans, kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!" , I figured the French chef was in trouble! :oo:
  10. Thread: Time waster

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    My first post!

    Been lurking here for a couple years, this is my first post, Hi all! :U

    58 on first try, not bad for an amphibian!

    Pete
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