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My god man, the British empire was built on good old farts..

Charles

Steady on 'ol chaps, I hoping my beloved doesnt see this sort of post, she will have me show jumping next.

Gawd knows its hard enough to please heier now...:(

Charles :-

Come come now chaps, you colonialists cant possibly expect to win, its all a plot by Mummys team to lul you into a false sense of security, just you watch.

Charles.

The best turf for a dog is 6 foot above it, Mummy lets the corgis do their business everywhere, what a frightfull mess, especially when one goes for a midnight stroll in the all together with ones...

Its when one has too many cucumber sandwiches, and one passes......arhuuum........wind.

Charles :o

No problem old chap we can clap you in irons for your stay, most pleasent.

Charles. :D

I say old chap no need to get personal. :eek:
We all have our faults, at least I have Camilla. :cool:

Charles

Owwwh Cricket?

We thought it was a beer swilling contest, thats the team we sent out..

Charles :confused:

Thats the spirit old chap.

Charles. :cool:

Come come now old chap...
Arent all Australians going for the mother country?

Charles :confused:

Mummy use to chain me in the yard and make me walk miles with the blasted things on.

When? When I was a mere child.
Where? Buck house.

Charles:(

Owhh please, you colonial chaps are so funny.
We are just playing hard to get dont you know.

Mummys team will turn around and give you chaps a thorough trashing, just you watch you bunch of...

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Steady on old chap, you sounded like my beloved Camilla for a moment there. :eek:

Charles. :cool:

Camilla used one so Im told, thats why we got married old chap, Im the stud she found.

Charles.

Yarhss, Im actually married to one at this very moment old chap.

Charles.

Couldnt agree more old chap, agreeing with you agreeing that is.

Charles

Hurrah for you chaps thinking of Mummy on Her birthday.
Well done chaps.

Charles :)

Steady on old chaps.

Chucka :o

Steady on old chaps.
She looks ok to me.

Charles :o

This all that uncouth ozwinner chaps fault, I wish mummy could still hang, draw and quater the blighters.
Never mind.

Charles.

For services rendered beyond duty to woodwork.


Arise Sir Rob, and Lady Meg.:rolleyes:

Charles :)

Im still here old chap.
My new wife is so demanding, I rarely get to get out of bed anymore, never mind talking to you chaps. :(

Anyone know where I can get some Viagra?

Charles :eek:

Sorry old chap one must have been taking a nap.
Whats a troll by the way?
God bless Mummy

Charles. :confused:

Steady on old chap, it was I who was being ozwinner, get it right!!

Charles :D

499.

I would have more except for that uncooth hairy fur ball.

Charles :(

I had the same problem old chap, but I got rid of her eventually. :D


Charles :D :D

Madam I am drunk and you are ugly, tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly.


Your Future King, Charles

Thats the spirit John, stick up the colonials.
Well done old chap.

Charles

More good reasons to get the servants to all the bad chores.


Charles

My present wife has Cast Iron legs.


Charles.

Ive met some of those coal miners, dreadful chaps.

Charles

Owhhh steady on old chap.
Havent had much time since the wedding for much else except Camilla.
What a woman. :D

Charles.

Steady on old chap
Britian is not boreing.
We may be an inbred bunch, but boreing never, just think of some of the things Daddy has said over the years.

God Bless The Mummy.

Charles

Get some peasent to do it for you.


Charles

Obviously you havent tryed it with a horse old chap.

Charles :o

Very good, a banana shaped plane.


Charles

How nice.
Is this to store your bananas in??

Charles

Ahh yes polo.

It is ones favourite game you know.
Dont know about the horse figures, I just call for a fresh one and one appears, as if by magic.

Charles

Almost sounds like my beloved

Charles

Does that mean we bring a plate?
I can do a mean cucumber sandwich..

Charles

Some jolly good information here.

When I am elected president of your republic, I shall bring all my electrical goodies with me.

Charles.

Much like my betrothed.

Charles

Ohh well said Sir.

Charles

I like your style Peter.
I think we in Britain should still be allowed to lop off a few heads now and again, what jolly fun it must have been back in the olden days.

Mummys mob were very good at...

Oh Yes, one more thing.

Please dont refer to my betrothed as Horse Woman, she cant help it you know.
She is a warm and loving creature.... woman.

Charles

Hello Dear subjects

Mummy and I have been totaly chuffed by what we are reading here on your forum.
Maybe one day you can all be free to do as you please, but for the moment Mummy is in charge,...