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It would appear that the decisions made by the administrator of this forum are beyond question and never require any explanation. The members are total numb-nuts, who WILL accept any decision that...

[quote=rona;460196]......I was very concerned early days as I am no longer a member of a health insurance, which is a rip off anyway.
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Ron,

Glad you brought that up, I'd forgotten...

You forgot No. 11

"No cleanin yer racoon gun durin church"

The website for Superdek definately states crest fixing ONLY for roofing applications.

"It's incredibly repetitive and I used to hate it but I've changed my mind. "

Lost it more like. Your brain has been sucked out and replaced with a sponge.

I am NOT a fan of brain-numbing, synapse-destroying, mainly-septic Doof-Doof music (?). You get it in shops, on the street, in pubs etc, etc.

But when they put it on at the cricket, it's gone too...

Whereas, of course, a 41 year old REALLY knows it all, eh?:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Now, when yer get to be 60........:D :D :D

I used to, but it nearly sent me blind!

It's not fair! I luv a bit of scurrilous ratbaggery - But I missed it!

Bugga!

I suppose the answer to this depends a lot on what sort of "Gunk".

I can think of a few, but I've been sin-binned enuff for this month.

I think next Saturdays race results would probably do me!

A Kiwi goes into a fish & chip shop in Sydney. Sez to the shopkeeper, " I'll have some fush and chups please". Shopkeeper sez, "youre a Kiwi, aren't you"? Kiwi sez, "how do you know?" It's the way...

Yes, but aluminium non-sparks much better than wood. About 9 on the Eddie Jones open ended non-sparking scale. Wood's only 5.

Garbage

It's a pity that us New South Welshmen, West Australians, and Victorians have to support you buggers in South Australia.
If you were aware of that then you might quit your whingeing: -

You may...

Great box!

Just don't get sucked into making biros.

Eddie

I think it was one of my favourite septics, WC Fields, who once said:

"It is a gentleman's sworn duty to part a sucker from his money".

Problem is it isn't a smaller barrel. It's TWO barrels! That is my whole point. Once the Feds have "had their way with you" over THEIR barrel, the state gumment whips out THEIR barrel and does yer...

"We have no Woger"

So you would prefer the existing situation, where 3 state govts insist on equal administration rights over the Murray river system? I mean, one of them - Vic - doesn't even have a border on the...

BT and SilentC, you both say what I'm saying, but you put it better. The duplication of resources is probably the most glaring anomaly. To those of you who think the state gumments are the bees...

One thing to watch with them.

If you reverse the polarity when you connect it, when you come out in the morning you will find a pile of rust where your Holden used to be.

(err, just joking)

Why has my new post regarding the usefulness (?) of state gumments been moved? And why can't I now open it without a password? (what password?)

Is this the latest form of censorship or am I just...

Been meaning to bring this up for a while. Maybe I'm a bit simple, stoopid or lacking in understanding of things "Gumment", but I've thought for a long time that a lot of our problems in this,...

Had a go at Polo once. Kept falling off the rocking horse.

A tadd off-subject maybe, but in the 2.5 years I've lived on the Murray, the water level has barely changed at all. Now I know it is regulated by the lock system, I'm just saying the noticeable...

Thanks both for the advice. I'll certainly look at using the Timbermate. Don't intend filling gaps between boards, just larger defects, knot and nail holes etc.Can you answer me a specific question...

About to lay 45m2 of Blue Gum 19mm T&G flooring. I need some advice on finishing. We prefer a low gloss finish. Looking at either "Estapol Tung Oil" or "Scandinavian Teak Oil" ( Both Wattyl). The...

Do what I do - Live on a houseboat! Then the water comes out of the river, goes around the works, then goes back in the river. Now THAT'S conservation!

Oh bugger!!! I'm a bluddy greenie!!!:o :o :o

Ferrets can be good, but you still need the shotgun to encourage the ferrets back out of the burrow.

I worked in computer support from 1982 till retiring 2 years ago, not sure what the FIRST computer I used was - Probably a PDP-8 - but certainly my favourite one was given to me once as a birthday...

When at Pearl Harbour years ago with the Navy (Oz) we challenged a Septic Marines gridiron team to a game of gridiron/thuggby. One half of each. Only stipulation was they couldn't wear their armour....

Not right either.

It's not to do with weight, but volume. You are correct, the WEIGHT stays the same, but when water freezes it's VOLUME increases. It's weight stays the same, but it gets bigger....

Yet another example of "The Gumment" forking out oodles of OUR loot to some air headed drop-out to enable him/her to come up with a report that any five year old could have done out of his head.
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Need help with Rabbetting

1. Start
2. Buy a good shotgun
3. Load shotgun
4. Shoot Rabbet with shotgun
5. If Hit Rabbet GOTO End
6. Else GOTO 3
5. End

I think I like the cow shyte one best.

Just imagine, getting rid of guests that just won't go home......."Well, time to put the cow shyte on dear".

But nobody has clearly answered the question of owner/builders. If I wanted to add a room to my house, I would do ALL the work myself. I have done house wiring to code for years, and I have a good...

What's wrong with a 100hz low pass filter in the DC supply lead? A damn sight cheaper and a damn sight more effective. Been around since Adam was a pup.

Maybe in training for the upcoming World Spider Stuffing Games??

I dunno about this upside down thing. I had the exact same problem. Even bought a second lighter. Tried it both ways up and still no fill with either lighter. I gave up at this point and got an old...

Spray painting a cake?

I think it may taste a tad rough!

It's quite obvious what the answer is.

The guy who made these is obviously a reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. He made them with black magic. Simple.

That's what you get if you click on "Woodwork Foruns" at the top left of the screen. I get that too. What I dont see is lots of the categories - including "nothing to do with woodwork" - when...

Same thing here.

We used to have a problem with ants in young fruit trees - they "farm" mealey bugs - Solved it by tight wrapping the tree trunk in cling wrap. Apparently the little buggers find it too slippery for...

Don't have to worry about the medical bills any more! Just turned 60, and along with the Vet Affairs pension, a GOLD CARD turned up! Totally unexpected!

Almost worth getting sick.

Almost.

Maybe what I did with an old fridge years ago when the thermostat stopped working. Power it via a timer, then set the timer to turn off for 3-4 hours during the night. That way the ice doesn't get a...

I had a similar experience as Oz. Man. In 1990 - at age 43 - I was diagnosed with a stage 4 cancer of the Maxilla - upper jaw. The slight pain I felt, when chewing etc, I self-diagnosed as a dental...

Balm???? That's a dangerous animal that is! Quick, throw it in the pond!

(Acknowledgements to Brian's Mum)

Just realised what I did wrong.

It was when I turned the drill press on it's side to mount the biro in the chuck. Wobbled all over the kitchen table.

So all I need now is a nice solid way of...