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  1. Thread: NEW Truck

    by Carry Pine
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    He needs to listen to Ray Hadley like these...

    He needs to listen to Ray Hadley like these blokes!
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    One of the best 2 Ronnies jokes: News Break:...

    One of the best 2 Ronnies jokes:
    News Break: From South Africa, A trusty prisoner has escaped in the Rand. Or should that read, a randy prisoner has escaped in a truss?
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    Custom Build

    Is this the section where you can have something made?
    Wanting one night stand!
  4. Thread: Woof-Woof.

    by Carry Pine
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    Agreed, but some of us are so old, we forget the...

    Agreed, but some of us are so old, we forget the jokes told 30 years ago.
    If you hear a joke for the first time, no crime in sharing.
    CP
  5. Thread: Nightclub

    by Carry Pine
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    Ah, finally some new ones. Thanks DTH1.

    Ah, finally some new ones. Thanks DTH1.
  6. Thread: Two Brooms

    by Carry Pine
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    My minds in a vacuum. Can't think of a reply.

    My minds in a vacuum. Can't think of a reply.
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    CLAIMED I'm in.

    I'm in.
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    Try living on a block with dogs on 3 sides whose...

    Try living on a block with dogs on 3 sides whose owners don't give a rats about barking.
    Thank goodness for workplace induced hearing loss.
  9. Thread: Pun

    by Carry Pine
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    I have to be careful, they block plane speech on...

    I have to be careful, they block plane speech on here and if I mentioned 'vice', it could be sent to the other Forum.
  10. Thread: Pun

    by Carry Pine
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    Some of these puns are so old I saw-dust around...

    Some of these puns are so old I saw-dust around them.
  11. Thread: Pun

    by Carry Pine
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    This has become a Trite On the silly side!

    This has become a Trite On the silly side!
  12. Thread: Pun

    by Carry Pine
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    Is that awl you can give us?

    Is that awl you can give us?
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    A different ending

    Same joke, different ending. Apologies if I read it here. Getting old, can't remember.

    Wife is trying on new slacks and asks husband
    Does my bum look big in these?
    Husband is smart and replies,...
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    Earthquake Aftermath

    Tectonic plate offered role in Federal Cabinet after being a bit shifty | The Chaser
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    Earthquake Relief in NSW

    NSW to receive $700m disaster relief after Victoria hit by earthquake | The Chaser
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    That third one was pretty good.

    That third one was pretty good.
  17. Thread: Carpentry.

    by Carry Pine
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    Another 'like' from me Old Croc! I've heard lots...

    Another 'like' from me Old Croc!
    I've heard lots of these jokes before- not that one and never complained. If you like the joke, fire it up I say.
  18. Thread: Hinges

    by Carry Pine
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    Main front door or fly screen door? I wouldn't...

    Main front door or fly screen door? I wouldn't like to come visiting and strain myself!
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    I pulled an old bottle of Kahlua out of the...

    I pulled an old bottle of Kahlua out of the cellar. 26%. Bottles available now are 20%.
  20. Thread: In a bar

    by Carry Pine
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    Girl comes up to him in a bar and says, you're a...

    Girl comes up to him in a bar and says, you're a good looker. Can I have your phone number?
    Sure, have you got a pen?
    Yes.
    Well the farmer is going to want you in it before it gets dark!
  21. Thread: In a bar

    by Carry Pine
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    He's sitting in a bar and a gorgeous woman sits...

    He's sitting in a bar and a gorgeous woman sits next to him. Wanting a good line he says,
    Look at my watch, it's an x ray machine.
    I dont believe you, she replies.
    Well it shows me you are not...
  22. Thread: In a bar

    by Carry Pine
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    In a bar

    There I was minding my own business in a bar and a lady walks up.
    She says, You know with a shave and a good tidy up you would be a good looker!
    I replied, if I had a shave and a good tidy up, I...
  23. Thread: Bws

    by Carry Pine
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    Bws

    There was the guy who went to the Berala BWS and asked for a case of Corona.
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    DRAWN & CLAIMED I'm in.

    I'm in.
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    Stolen nickers

    The second in charge here looks out the window and says
    ' The guy next door is stealing a pair of my nickers off the clothesline.
    I don't mind so much because they are old but I want the 8 pegs...
  26. DRAWN & CLAIMED I'm in

    I'm in
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    WANTED:VIC Pm sent

    Pm sent
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    WANTED:VIC Yes, pretty sure its in the shed. Will look...

    Yes, pretty sure its in the shed. Will look tomorrow and send you p.m.
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    CLAIMED I'm in.

    I'm in.
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    FREE ANYWHERE: Thanks have contacted them.

    Thanks have contacted them.
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    FREE ANYWHERE: Red Balloon Voucher

    I have $30 left on a Red Balloon voucher which is yours free to add to your own voucher. You can't get much for $30. Must be used by November.
    Or does anyone have a charity that would be able to add...
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    N.S.W. I advertised an older one of these a while back....

    I advertised an older one of these a while back. It was a gift and it only takes up space. Think I asked $50?
    Very heavy so a problem to post but would anybody have a good home for it, free !...
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    Shadow minister

    What does a shadow minister do after the Sun goes down?
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    People say...

    People say I'm a plagiarist.
    Their words, not mine!
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    WANTED:VIC If unable to purchase, I have 2 to spare. CP

    If unable to purchase, I have 2 to spare.
    CP
  36. WANTED:VIC Not clear on what this is? My Triton is in a...

    Not clear on what this is? My Triton is in a table with guard removed so I could have what you need.
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    Not another joke but true. A local business owner...

    Not another joke but true. A local business owner is in trouble here for putting a $100 note in a womans cleavage. Dont know what he expected or whether it has worked before without any repercussions?
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    WANTED:SA. Makita parcel sent.

    Makita parcel sent.
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    WANTED:SA. I have the Makita stuff you need. Im in...

    I have the Makita stuff you need.
    Im in Southern Highlands, NSW.
  40. Well how about the word 'cleave' It can mean...

    Well how about the word 'cleave'

    It can mean to join or to cut in half.
  41. Thread: Cows

    by Carry Pine
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    They have already taken the cream of the...

    They have already taken the cream of the comebacks!
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    N.S.W. Sold

    Sold
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    N.S.W. SOLD Pending payment. Thank you.

    SOLD Pending payment.
    Thank you.
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    N.S.W. Japanese Waterstones

    I have 2 Japanese Waterstones for sale. Absolutely new. One still in the plastic wrap. Boxes in new condition.
    I purchased these at a Woodshow from a highly respected toolmaker that you all know,...
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    N.S.W. Sold

    Sold
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    N.S.W. Sold

    Sold
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    N.S.W. Sold

    Sold
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    N.S.W. All clamps SOLD. Thank you. CP

    All clamps SOLD. Thank you.

    CP
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    N.S.W. 2 clamps SOLD. 1 clamp + winder avaliable. CP

    2 clamps SOLD.
    1 clamp + winder avaliable.

    CP
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    N.S.W. SOLD Thank You

    SOLD
    Thank You
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