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    He's keeping that for the MIL. So she can FIFO...

    He's keeping that for the MIL. So she can FIFO when not required.:D

    Sorry Alex, I couldn't resist that one.
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    Newspaper?

    I was visiting my daughter last night, when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    "This is the 21st century" she said "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here use my iPad."

    I can tell you...
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    Help Needed.

    Guys I need your help.
    I'm in the middle of an argument with the wife,
    and she just told me I'm right!!!!.
    What do I do next?????


    Be honest, if people heard what you are thinking half the...
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    Crash Dummy
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    Sticky: and a Gentleman

    and a Gentleman
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    Unfortunately it's a sign of the times. Everyone...

    Unfortunately it's a sign of the times. Everyone want's a piece of the pie, ATO, Shareholders, CEO's, Management, then down the bottom of the list, the worker, and so it goes on, to the schools,...
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    You just can't make this stuff up!!

    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they
    did take, however, was a white...
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    Being a Man

    Being a Man, means doing what I want,
    when I want and not having to answer to...



    She's coming!!!!
    To be continued..

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    Gold digger
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    Sticky: Hank Marvin Apache YouTube...

    Hank Marvin Apache
    YouTube
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    DRAWN & CLAIMED You're only a little bit late, well in the aging...

    You're only a little bit late, well in the aging of the universe that is.
    Kryn
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    Shindig
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    Could be worse, she could be overdue!!!!

    Could be worse, she could be overdue!!!!
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    Cremated
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    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny was at school and they had the Fire Deprtment for a demonstration.
    The fireman went through some discussions and display when he held up a smoke detector.
    He asked "Who can tell me...
  16. Thread: Burglar

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    Burglar

    A man goes into the Police Station, and asks the desk sargeant if he can speak to the Burglar that broke into his house.

    The sargeant said "Sorry, you'll have your chance in court. Why do you...
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    Sticky: Addict

    Addict
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    Sticky: road

    road
  19. The Millennials are now traveling unsupervised!!

    ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS

    1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't...
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    The jewish quarterback

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,...
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    I'd like to see young drivers stay on their P's...

    I'd like to see young drivers stay on their P's till the age of 23, then do a driving test again with an assessor. By that time they will have instilled any of their bad habits, that hopefully the...
  22. Thread: Peanuts

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    Peanuts

    An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts......
    so the driver happily munches them.
    Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.....
    Driver asks the old lady, "Why don't you eat them...
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    Sticky: N mash

    N mash
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    Sticky: Beatles

    Beatles
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    One of my MIL's used to work for the local broom...

    One of my MIL's used to work for the local broom factory, her job was to test fly the brooms to see that they were safe.
    I asked how did she manage to stop the wind blowing between her legs, she...
  26. Thread: ANZ Bank

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    Back in the middle of September, I returned a...

    Back in the middle of September, I returned a welding cylinder as I don't need one anymore. I see I'm still getting charged for said cylinder, even though the supplier has sent in his paperwork, and...
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    I'd use something like a V bit, should be able to...

    I'd use something like a V bit, should be able to get something in the 60 degree range, and you'll only need to skim it to create a slot for the screw.
    464728
    HTH
    Kryn
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    To put countersunk slots in the side pieces use a...

    To put countersunk slots in the side pieces use a router bit.
    Your drawer sides dado, I feel is a bit tight timber has a tendency to swell and shrink. I had a cabinet maker friend make a set of...
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    A few more funnies

    Teenagers, tired of being harassed by your parents? ACT NOW!!!!!!!!Move out, Get a job, pay your own way, whie you still know everything.

    Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.

    I...
  30. Thread: ANZ Bank

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    ANZ Bank

    Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to death!

    Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!
    This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is...
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    Sticky: Slacks

    Slacks
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    pig
  33. Thread: Really

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    Really

    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old! Well............You'll love this one
    My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting...
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    78 YO Golfer

    I golfed with a hilarious 78 year old man,
    and he was dishing out life tips the whole time.
    The most DILIGAF guy I've ever met.

    He tells me after the round "Don't talk to me in the paking lot,...
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    Sticky: Morris Garage

    Morris Garage
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    A few funnies

    I was just wondering, does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through bunnings or is it me??

    Men say that women should come with instructions...............
    What's the point of that?...
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    Depending on how high you wanted to lift it to...

    Depending on how high you wanted to lift it to get the wheels under. Will the wheels be just for the bench, or will it need to fit/adapt other pieces?
    One of the ways I've seen, it to make a shape...
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    Sticky: Great Many Hangovers

    Great Many Hangovers
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    QUEENSLAND Easy Danny, just convince the Mrs that you're...

    Easy Danny, just convince the Mrs that you're taking her on a holiday to Qld.
    Oh, by the way were taking the trailer to pick up a little something I bought that's up there.:D
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    Sticky: Typewriter

    Typewriter
  41. Thread: Racism

    by KBs PensNmore
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    My brother would never drink before noon. His...

    My brother would never drink before noon.
    His favourite answer, if offered a beer was, "It must be afternoon, somewhere in the world!!!!":D
  42. The Sixteen Commandments of Growing Older

    1 Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
    2 Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit
    3 You don't need anger management. You need people to stop p****ng you...
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    How true this is I don't know!!! My brother used...

    How true this is I don't know!!! My brother used to live at Pt Headland doing grit blasting and painting the pylons plus other stuff, He'd go to te hotel after work and have a few drinks, after a...
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    Sticky: Rowdy

    Rowdy
  45. WANTED:N.S.W.. I've managed to get parts for my Carbatec drum...

    I've managed to get parts for my Carbatec drum sander from Leda MachineryAddress: 96/98 Mooringe Ave, North Plympton SA 5037 Hours:Opens 8:30AM Tue Phone: (08) 7127 7730
    In case you don't have one,...
  46. Thread: Racism

    by KBs PensNmore
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    Racism

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...

    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"

    The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

    The guy,...
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    Sticky: Fight

    Fight
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    Sticky: Over

    Over
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    It's amazing what crap I can find up there, but...

    It's amazing what crap I can find up there, but ask me what I did yesterday and I'd really have to think hard about it.
    Kryn
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    Apparently years ago, the OMO packet used to sit...

    Apparently years ago, the OMO packet used to sit on the laundry window sill, letting the milkman/baker know the the Husband was out, Old Man Out. Occasionally it was known for the packet to be turned...
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