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    Phonetic alphabet
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    FREE: VIC PM sent. THANKS Kryn

    PM sent. THANKS
    Kryn
  3. The Cautious Flight Attendant ???????????????????????

    The Flight Attendant...


    The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple
    on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.


    “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! ...
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    Sticky: Yesterday's Meals On Wheels

    Yesterday's Meals On Wheels
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    FREE: VIC I'll take them, if it would be possible to post...

    I'll take them, if it would be possible to post them, PLEASE, I'll PAY postage of course.. I have a friend who has several BSA's, that could use them.
    Kryn
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    Hypnotherapy

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

    "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

    His wife...
  7. I worked on dairy farm in my younger years, and...

    I worked on dairy farm in my younger years, and found out about how well they can kick.
    My dog always had his tail up in the air like a dodgem car, YEP he found out about them too!!! Couldn't get...
  8. I'm starting to cry from laughing!!!:D Kryn

    I'm starting to cry from laughing!!!:D
    Kryn
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    Welcome to a TOP FORUM. Would it be possible to...

    Welcome to a TOP FORUM. Would it be possible to make your location a little more precise, Victoria is a reasonably large state, PLEASE. Asking as someone close by may chime in and offer to assist you...
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    "I just hope your IQ is greater than your age?"

    "I just hope your IQ is greater than your age?"
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    Here's how the fight started

    WIFE; I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
    HUSBAND; Why not just throw them inn the Rubbish? That'd be much easier.
    WIFE; But there are poor starving people out there who could...
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    Shearer
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    A couple of funnies

    I had some problems with a neighbor.
    So I started taking out my rubbish packed like this,
    and suddenly he becomes really polite to me.
    The Police didn't see the humor in it though.
    468443


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    Eyes Checked

    Bob is on a train to work.
    At the next station, Jim gets on and as he's about to sit down,
    he takes out his wallet, shows Bob a photo of his wife.
    He says, "Isn't she gorgeous?"
    Bob replies,...
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    Just imagine

    If you had bought $1000 worth of Qantas shares one year ago.
    You would have made $49.00 today.
    If you had bought $1000 worth of AIG shares one year ago.
    You would have made $33.00 today.
    If you...
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    Furphy
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    Thanks Bob, I clicked thanks for the pictures, as...

    Thanks Bob, I clicked thanks for the pictures, as I could vividly imagine the scenes. Bit like the neighbours going O/S and having to endure countless hours of ramblings on video or what ever the new...
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    Aussiepens you wanted a picture, so here it is!!!...

    Aussiepens you wanted a picture, so here it is!!!
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    Custer
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    Sorry Fellas, didn't realise that I'd posted it...

    Sorry Fellas, didn't realise that I'd posted it before. Trouble getting old, I suffer CRAFT disease!!!
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    Declining Bike Sales

    Some of the reasons for the slump in sales at Harley Davidson are as follows -

    Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't...
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    Sticky: SNAFU Situation Normal All F****d Up

    SNAFU Situation Normal All F****d Up
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    Sticky: MSU (Monumental Stuff Up)

    MSU (Monumental Stuff Up)
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    Sticky: Burke and Wills

    Burke and Wills
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    Thanks for that Albert, pretty sure we have the...

    Thanks for that Albert, pretty sure we have the same model fork with the 18 on the side.
    Ours has had a rough life, more so in the last year, never gets serviced, when you switch it off it still...
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    Sticky: Correction Fluid

    Correction Fluid
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    Sticky: Likely

    Likely
  29. Thread: Umbrella

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    Umbrella

    Even polite Australians are fed up with protestors.


    This story was submitted by someone who witnessed the incident in an
    underground station in Melbourne. "There were protesters on the...
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    The arrogance of old age

    Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the liquor store.


    I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.


    I stopped at the service station...
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    Sticky: Jack Daniels

    Jack Daniels
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    Thanks

    Thanks
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    I heard of a Scotsman who was at a Gentlemens...

    I heard of a Scotsman who was at a Gentlemens Only Club, and took the cash that was stuffed in the ? string of one of the ladies there, and then ran his credit card down the back of the ?string.
    ...
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    Who owns the big white horse?

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.


    After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger...
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    Hi Erick, THANKS, NOT YET, I have a problem...

    Hi Erick, THANKS, NOT YET, I have a problem called time, or lack of it. I get home about 6.30 -7.00 pm or later lately, and by the time I have dinner, it's too late to make noises.
    I need to work...
  37. Thread: Painter

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    Painter

    An Irishman is down on his luck, no home, no job, nothing to his name. He's knocking on houses in the hope of getting some odd job work to buy some food.
    He knocks on a door and explains to the...
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    GORE WARNING When I was quite young about 13-14, I nailed...

    When I was quite young about 13-14, I nailed myself to a fence that I was pulling down for my father.
    It was a pine pailing, (where sides of a log are cut off about 100 - 150 wide) I was hitting the...
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    Jokes that can be told in church

    Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.


    One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?'


    The other boy replied,...
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    Electrician

    People are often shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am!
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    Sticky: Where Politicians Live

    Where Politicians Live
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    Murphy the Painter

    A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

    Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming
    to the...
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    Sticky: Horizon

    Horizon
  44. Donald Trump on a fact-finding visit.

    Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.


    While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.


    The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, ...
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    Fly Buys
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    There is no maximum length of a caravan as such,...

    There is no maximum length of a caravan as such, the limiting factor is that the combined length of the towing vehicle and towed vehicle (caravan/trailer, etc) must not exceed 19 metres in length. ...
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    Sticky: Gremlins (Usually mischievous invisible creatures...

    Gremlins (Usually mischievous invisible creatures found in sheds, hiding the item we're looking for)
  48. Homemade Woodturning Ornament Rotative Tool

    Saw this in an email and thought the members on here may like to make one or more.Woodturning ornament rotative tool - HomemadeTools.net
    Kryn
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    Plus the fact (as far as I know) tandems tow a...

    Plus the fact (as far as I know) tandems tow a lot better (stable) than single axled units. Especially when the wind/suction from passing semitrailers going in the opposite direction.
    Kryn
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    Some oldies and some goodies….

    My Wife isn't talking to me, she said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how... I didn't even know it was her birthday.


    I was so happy and content as I watched the wife drift off last...
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