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  1. Thread: Nothing

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    What's that one Ray??? I've not heard it. PM me...

    What's that one Ray??? I've not heard it. PM me with it if you like.
    Kryn
  2. Thread: Nothing

    by KBs PensNmore
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    Nothing

    Was in Bunnings yesterday and bumped into friend, I asked him what he's been doing lately and he replied "Nothing!"
    Saw him again today, and again I asked what he was doing, "Nothing" he replied....
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    Sticky: File

    File
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    That's nearly as bad as a dip in the road....

    That's nearly as bad as a dip in the road.
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    463057
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    Don't step on the Ducks

    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We! only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'


    So they enter heaven, and sure...
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    Sorry no pictures, it was embarasing enough the...

    Sorry no pictures, it was embarasing enough the first time!!!!
    I could tell you the one about a mother b****t feeding her son, the person on stage requested that she stop feeding the son.
    Not that...
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    Sticky: Garbologist

    Garbologist
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    That would be the overall size of it. Reasonably...

    That would be the overall size of it.
    Reasonably easy to use.
    Kryn
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    Sticky: Don Quixote

    Don Quixote
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    Sounds a bit like the one I went to meet on a...

    Sounds a bit like the one I went to meet on a blind date.
    I was told she was expecting a baby.
    I felt like a right proper twit going to the resturaunt wearing a nappy!!!!
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    I don't like the tune of that!!!

    I don't like the tune of that!!!
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    Sticky: Cough drops

    Cough drops
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    Sticky: Women

    Women
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    Gold Toilet

    Two teenagers, Liam and Noah were sitting outside on a bench after school.


    Liam looked at Noah. "So, man, did you do anything fun this weekend?"


    "Not really," Noah replied, "how about you?"...
  15. Welcome to a TOP FORUM. I can't really offer any...

    Welcome to a TOP FORUM.
    I can't really offer any suggestions as I'm still trying to get my head around the small one I have.
    When you say cutting plywood, it would help if you mentioned the type of...
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    OK you've got me there, what is, should I dare...

    OK you've got me there, what is, should I dare ask PEBCAK????
    Kryn
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    Silver Surfers

    As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

    Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11-year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and...
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    Sticky: Elections

    Elections
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    The story I heard, was that Alan was asked to...

    The story I heard, was that Alan was asked to drive the Pope around on his visit, and was told to pick him up at the Wallan Airport at 10.25 sharp.
    Anyway he gets there on time and the Pope is about...
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    There was a bloke who used to ride bikes hard, if...

    There was a bloke who used to ride bikes hard, if you didn't scrape the exhaust pipes , you weren't trying hard enough type of bloke.
    Anyway, he got sick and tired of the bugs getting caught in the...
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    I have something similar in my shed somewhere,...

    I have something similar in my shed somewhere, (still in the process of sorting it out). It's a bit more ornate than yours (which by the way, I'd rather have) I bought it off someone on this Forum a...
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    Sticky: Revenue

    Revenue
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    Sticky: Champion

    Champion
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    Hi Tony, do you want the shelves to rotate?? If...

    Hi Tony, do you want the shelves to rotate?? If so, you could use a bit of PVC Pipe in between the MDF, with Lazy Susan bearings, to allow it to rotate. You could use successive decreasing sizes for...
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    More Sunday Funnies

    Seems a million kids want to clean up the earth.
    Two million parents wish they would start with their bedroom


    Took the wife out to a restaurant the other night.
    Didnít have a booking and when...
  26. Hi Ricky, WELCOME to a TOP forum. Where abouts...

    Hi Ricky, WELCOME to a TOP forum.
    Where abouts in America are you? Asking as we have quite a few members that are stateside. Would it be possible to change your location to a town and state, Please?...
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    2 words to describe a motorcyclist, tempory...

    2 words to describe a motorcyclist, tempory Australian.

    There are old motorcyclists,
    and there are bold motorcyclists,
    but no old bold motorcyclists.
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    Sticky: Chinese Dentist

    Chinese Dentist
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    Sticky: Politicians

    Politicians
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    Declining bike sales

    Some of the reasons for the slump in sales at Harley Davison are as follows -


    Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't...
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    Sticky: Stripper

    Stripper
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    Hi Jack, welcome to a TOP forum. You'll find...

    Hi Jack, welcome to a TOP forum. You'll find plenty of help on here. With regards to your location, would it be possible to be a little more specific with where you live, the reason being that should...
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    Sticky: Beef

    Beef
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    We put a padlock on our mail box as we've had...

    We put a padlock on our mail box as we've had mail pinched. Fortunately it wasn't of much use to them for Identity Theft or whatever they were after.
    Kryn
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    Sticky: Bull roarer

    Bull roarer
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    Sticky: Egg timer

    Egg timer
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    Manage to get it onto the milling side of it, but...

    Manage to get it onto the milling side of it, but not any movement yet. Still studying the 160 odd pages of the Manuel.
    Thanks,
    Kryn
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    Sticky: Comrad

    Comrad
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    I've seen some wandering the streets, that when...

    I've seen some wandering the streets, that when they were born, they slapped the mothers instead!!!!!
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    Hi Erick,I know it's a GREAT machine, it's the...

    Hi Erick,I know it's a GREAT machine, it's the operator that's the problem!!!!!!!
    Just trying to work out the mach settings, Depth of cut, XYZ diameters and all the other little things that the...
  41. I've a couple of FWD/REV switches coming in the...

    I've a couple of FWD/REV switches coming in the mail, when they get here I can send one to you if you haven't anything sorted out.
    Here's a link to them fwd/rev switch - HZ5B-10/2 D009
    Can't help...
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    Sticky: Eternal

    Eternal
  43. Thread: Cows

    by KBs PensNmore
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    This could go on for heifer and heifer.

    This could go on for heifer and heifer.
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    Sometimes I wonder WHO threw Chlorine into the...

    Sometimes I wonder WHO threw Chlorine into the Gene Pool
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    Common Sense

    Common sense has become so rare, it should be considered a super power.
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    Sticky: Hay

    Hay
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    You are absolutely correct in what you're saying....

    You are absolutely correct in what you're saying. The advertisers have a lot to do with it as well, take the ad of the Hilux rolling down a hill and over a cliff, a few days later he finds his...
  48. Thread: Cows

    by KBs PensNmore
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    Yep, I've done my share of milking them, 150 of...

    Yep, I've done my share of milking them, 150 of them in fact!!!
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    I've heard of a Pajero that a similar thing...

    I've heard of a Pajero that a similar thing happened to on the Canning. They managed to repair it of sorts and get it back, when it went to the dealers for "warranty" claim, they were told that the...
  50. Thread: Cows

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    Because it was naughty and was going to get its...

    Because it was naughty and was going to get its hide tanned!!!
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