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  2. Thread: Racism

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    My brother would never drink before noon. His...

    My brother would never drink before noon.
    His favourite answer, if offered a beer was, "It must be afternoon, somewhere in the world!!!!":D
  3. The Sixteen Commandments of Growing Older

    1 Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
    2 Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit
    3 You don't need anger management. You need people to stop p****ng you...
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    How true this is I don't know!!! My brother used...

    How true this is I don't know!!! My brother used to live at Pt Headland doing grit blasting and painting the pylons plus other stuff, He'd go to te hotel after work and have a few drinks, after a...
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  6. WANTED:N.S.W.. I've managed to get parts for my Carbatec drum...

    I've managed to get parts for my Carbatec drum sander from Leda MachineryAddress: 96/98 Mooringe Ave, North Plympton SA 5037 Hours:Opens 8:30AM Tue Phone: (08) 7127 7730
    In case you don't have one,...
  7. Thread: Racism

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    Racism

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...

    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"

    The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

    The guy,...
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    It's amazing what crap I can find up there, but...

    It's amazing what crap I can find up there, but ask me what I did yesterday and I'd really have to think hard about it.
    Kryn
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    Apparently years ago, the OMO packet used to sit...

    Apparently years ago, the OMO packet used to sit on the laundry window sill, letting the milkman/baker know the the Husband was out, Old Man Out. Occasionally it was known for the packet to be turned...
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    Sticky: My Partners surname

    My Partners surname
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    Sticky: Exactly

    Exactly
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    You might be better of by puting in a request...

    You might be better of by puting in a request here, WOODWORK FORUMS MEMBERS TRANSPORT
    https://www.woodworkforums.com/f259
    Kryn
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    Sticky: Miniscule

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  16. This happened to me, and I couldn't get the door...

    This happened to me, and I couldn't get the door unlocked!!!!!
    Kryn
  17. My 2 younger siblings went to Holland with the...

    My 2 younger siblings went to Holland with the Parents to live. One of their favourite tricks, was to put super glue in the locks of the (teachers) cars. Don't know if that'll help at all.
    I had to...
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    Whatever it is, it's WAY too many!!!! So many...

    Whatever it is, it's WAY too many!!!! So many a...oles, so few ..llets!!!
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    Dangerous
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    It's technology like that that starts off as a...

    It's technology like that that starts off as a "joke", that gives rise to limbs/skin for amputees etc. is the way I see it.
    Kryn
  24. Thanks for supporting the young lad:2tsup:. It's...

    Thanks for supporting the young lad:2tsup:. It's a beautiful design and excellent work.
    Teachers like that should be kicked off the job, their job is to encourage not discourage their students. I...
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    Paddy and Mick

    Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
    Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"
    Paddy says "What's his name?"
    Mick replies "Miles, from London!"


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    ...
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    Urine test !!

    A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??


    Go outside and pee in the garden.
    If ants gather, diabetes.
    If you pee on your feet, prostate.
    if it smells like a barbecue,...
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    Not me, that's what she looked like after a few....

    Not me, that's what she looked like after a few. I don't drink alcohol anymore, I leave that up to my brother.
    Kryn
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    Lot of Ocean
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    Looks a bit like my second wife, after a couple...

    Looks a bit like my second wife, after a couple of drinks????
  30. I'd look at getting the smallest poly tube that...

    I'd look at getting the smallest poly tube that you can find, probably 12mm, pieces a metre long will give you 2m each, arrange them in a bundle, after deburring the ends, and glue together with...
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    Hi Erick, STILL trying to get my head around the...

    Hi Erick, STILL trying to get my head around the Mach3 bit!!!! Reading the manuel isn't helping, as trying read and do, I think I'm an empty head.:doh:
    Will definitely have to come for a visit, to...
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  33. As an imigrunt, I came here 65years ago, aged...

    As an imigrunt, I came here 65years ago, aged about 9 months on arrival, I still find the English language extremely hard, to compehend.
    There are the to's, too and two, to which or witch it may be...
  34. Thread: Nothing

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    What's that one Ray??? I've not heard it. PM me...

    What's that one Ray??? I've not heard it. PM me with it if you like.
    Kryn
  35. Thread: Nothing

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    Nothing

    Was in Bunnings yesterday and bumped into friend, I asked him what he's been doing lately and he replied "Nothing!"
    Saw him again today, and again I asked what he was doing, "Nothing" he replied....
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    That's nearly as bad as a dip in the road....

    That's nearly as bad as a dip in the road.
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    Don't step on the Ducks

    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We! only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'


    So they enter heaven, and sure...
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    Sorry no pictures, it was embarasing enough the...

    Sorry no pictures, it was embarasing enough the first time!!!!
    I could tell you the one about a mother b****t feeding her son, the person on stage requested that she stop feeding the son.
    Not that...
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    That would be the overall size of it. Reasonably...

    That would be the overall size of it.
    Reasonably easy to use.
    Kryn
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    Sounds a bit like the one I went to meet on a...

    Sounds a bit like the one I went to meet on a blind date.
    I was told she was expecting a baby.
    I felt like a right proper twit going to the resturaunt wearing a nappy!!!!
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    I don't like the tune of that!!!

    I don't like the tune of that!!!
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    Gold Toilet

    Two teenagers, Liam and Noah were sitting outside on a bench after school.


    Liam looked at Noah. "So, man, did you do anything fun this weekend?"


    "Not really," Noah replied, "how about you?"...
  48. Welcome to a TOP FORUM. I can't really offer any...

    Welcome to a TOP FORUM.
    I can't really offer any suggestions as I'm still trying to get my head around the small one I have.
    When you say cutting plywood, it would help if you mentioned the type of...
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    OK you've got me there, what is, should I dare...

    OK you've got me there, what is, should I dare ask PEBCAK????
    Kryn
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    Silver Surfers

    As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

    Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11-year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and...
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