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    Friday Funnies

    I got called "Pretty" today!
    Well actually the full statement
    was "You're pretty annoying"
    but I only focus on positive things.

    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember amateurs built...
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    Sticky: Chinese whisper

    Chinese whisper
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    Sticky: Levi

    Levi
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    CT we do share a common denominator, they're...

    CT we do share a common denominator, they're twisted too, like most of us.
    PM me you email address, so I can add you to the list:D
    You should see the ones that I CAN'T put here :rolleyes:
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    The DNA kid.

    After 10 years, a wife started to think their child looked kinda strange,
    so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs,
    she told her husband what she found out.
    The husband...
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    Angry Wife

    Angry Wife: "I should have married the Devil,
    he would make a better husband than you!!!!"

    Hubby: "They would have arrested you!!!
    Marriage between relatives is illegal in this country!!"
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    Husband in Prison

    A blonde woman visits her Husband in prison.
    Before leaving she tells the Corrections Officer:
    "You shouldn't make my Husband work like that.
    He's exhausted!!"
    The Officer laughs and says,
    Are...
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    Sticky: Porta Power

    Porta Power
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    Very beautiful veneering. I had a piece of it...

    Very beautiful veneering. I had a piece of it given to me by a Luthier friend, it was part of a pallet!!!! I turned it into Pen Blanks, as it had quite a few nail holes in it.
    Kryn
  10. No need to appologise for a NOOB question, we ALL...

    No need to appologise for a NOOB question, we ALL started out as NOOBS.
    It would help us to help you if you could change your location to Plainland, Brisbane or wherever it might be, please??
    I...
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    Sticky: Why worry????

    Why worry????
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    It hasn't been removed, just moved to Open...

    It hasn't been removed, just moved to Open Slather, as it was of a dubious nature.
    As for the sheep jokes, send them to me:D
    Kryn
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    That's a bit like a comedy skit I saw one night,...

    That's a bit like a comedy skit I saw one night, where 6 pallbearers were carrying 2 sheets of ply. The corpse had been run over by a steam roller.
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    Sticky: Madam

    Madam
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    Nice work:2tsup:. When I do them, I drill the...

    Nice work:2tsup:. When I do them, I drill the hole first, and then use a pen mandrel and bushes to set up the shoulders and get them paralell, glue on the ends after having drilled them already. Then...
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    Logie
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    I swapped a similar T shirt for my wife. It was a...

    I swapped a similar T shirt for my wife. It was a real good swap.:D
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    Dead Elephant

    I was walking through the rain forest in Far North Queesland,
    When I came across a clearing.
    In the clearing, was a dead Elephant, and standing alongside was an Aboriginal.
    I asked him "How did he...
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    Lost a good friend.

    Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident.
    They got their finger caught in a wedding ring!!!!
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    This bloke has some excellent plans and are...

    This bloke has some excellent plans and are reasonably priced. I'll vouch for him, as we went to school together
    Roger Jenkins | Facebook
    Kryn
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    Sticky: Oats

    Oats
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    Sticky: Rock Me

    Rock Me
  23. Yes I know, tooooooo many other projects, work,...

    Yes I know, tooooooo many other projects, work, family, all getting in the way!!!!!!
    I've a couple of projects that were on the go, since before Christmas.
    Kryn
  24. Hi Eric, not yet. Hopefully will get it done...

    Hi Eric, not yet. Hopefully will get it done soon.
    Kryn
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    Sticky: Trotter

    Trotter
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    I think he's taking it back for a refund???

    I think he's taking it back for a refund???
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    Warrick has the correct answer. I couldn't work...

    Warrick has the correct answer. I couldn't work it out when I first saw it.
    Sorry it took so long to get back to this.
    Kryn
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    What am I?

    When you get me, I'm square.
    But when you see me, I'm round.
    Then when you pick me up,
    I'm sort of triangular,
    What am I????
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    I used to work for a bloke that was into the...

    I used to work for a bloke that was into the trotters, he'd tell me which to back, which I did, and it came in first.
    Trouble was, it was the next race!!!!!
    Kryn
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    Having at least one side sanded so that the...

    Having at least one side sanded so that the turner will have an idea of what he/she's getting.
    I know someone that sells blanks that are sanded all sides, he runs them through a drum sander, on a...
  31. I tried to get my head around using 360, but...

    I tried to get my head around using 360, but found it did my head in. I use mainly AutoCAD 2002, because that's what I was taught on, not for CNC stuff but for general drawing. Tried cambam, but that...
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    The Cat

    A woman was hosting a dinner party when she was interrupted by the
    maid calling her into the kitchen.
    “Ma’am, the cat climbed up on the counter and ate half the fresh
    salmon,” the maid said.
    The...
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    Nuetered
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    Sticky: Methylated Spirits

    Methylated Spirits
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    Clairvoyants

    If clairvoyants are so good, how come you don't hear of them winning Xlotto???
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    OK I will, at least there are a few of us that...

    OK I will, at least there are a few of us that submit to the funnies, or is that Funny Farm????
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    QUEENSLAND Found a couple on Gumtree for you. The top one...

    Found a couple on Gumtree for you. The top one has a slab of Crows Ash, while the other has about 180 listings.
    Timber slabs | Building Materials | Gumtree Australia Byron Area - Mullumbimby |...
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    Sticky: Persil

    Persil
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    What ever packet that you're getting them out of,...

    What ever packet that you're getting them out of, you want to STOP eating.
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    Sticky: Hey Dad

    Hey Dad
  41. Accomodation Required for the Hamilton Area

    Looking for accomodation for 4 adults for the duration of the Sheepvention, at Hamilton or anywhere close, PLEASE?
    My boss decided at short notice to exhibit at the Sheepvention, consequently...
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    I leave the dust in my shed for a couple of...

    I leave the dust in my shed for a couple of reasons, one, when someone breaks in, they'll have their footprint or shoe size, 2, somewhere to write sizes or phone numbers.
    Kryn
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    I find the easiest way to clean Venetians, is...

    I find the easiest way to clean Venetians, is hang them on the clothesline and run the Karcher over them.
    If they're cheap enough what's cleaning them????
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    Michael Jackson Reincarnated

    The Church of Scientology, which Michael Jackson held in high regard, has recently proclaimed that Michael Jackson was reborn as a duck … and is now residing on a pond in Ontario.


    Proof of this...
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    Neverland
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    You could hang some furr handcuffs, whips and...

    You could hang some furr handcuffs, whips and other like items in the window to stop them looking in????
    To be honest, I'd just get a cheap roller blind from the Junk Shop or the Green Shed,...
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    Thanks for that idea Tony, somehow a 4m wide X 4m...

    Thanks for that idea Tony, somehow a 4m wide X 4m high shed just doesn't look quite right. Wish you'd posted this a few years ago:D



    It certainly is a cheap way of getting a garage, I got both...
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    Skinny Latte
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    Ginger nut
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    I've never had a high opinion of Carbatec. Just...

    I've never had a high opinion of Carbatec. Just as well nearly all their machines are of a generic nature, meaning thay you can go to their opposition to buy any parts needed, well I do, and they're...
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