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    Sticky: Fly Buys

    Fly Buys
  2. There is no maximum length of a caravan as such,...

    There is no maximum length of a caravan as such, the limiting factor is that the combined length of the towing vehicle and towed vehicle (caravan/trailer, etc) must not exceed 19 metres in length. ...
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    Sticky: Gremlins (Usually mischievous invisible creatures...

    Gremlins (Usually mischievous invisible creatures found in sheds, hiding the item we're looking for)
  4. Homemade Woodturning Ornament Rotative Tool

    Saw this in an email and thought the members on here may like to make one or more.Woodturning ornament rotative tool - HomemadeTools.net
    Kryn
  5. Plus the fact (as far as I know) tandems tow a...

    Plus the fact (as far as I know) tandems tow a lot better (stable) than single axled units. Especially when the wind/suction from passing semitrailers going in the opposite direction.
    Kryn
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    Some oldies and some goodies….

    My Wife isn't talking to me, she said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how... I didn't even know it was her birthday.


    I was so happy and content as I watched the wife drift off last...
  7. Thread: Shingles

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    Shingles

    A guy walks into the doctors office and the receptionist asked what he had.
    He said "Shingles".
    So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to take a seat.
    A few...
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    Wealthy Businessman

    An extraordinarily handsome and wealthy businessman decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison...........
    With that as...
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    Oil Shortage in Australia

    This has probably been submitted before, but we have New Members on here that may not have read this important message.

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here...
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    One day in Canada

    One day in Canada, a truck driver stops for a red light,
    a Blonde who is in the car behind, catches up.
    She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the truck door....
    The truck...
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    Ranch Inspection

    One day a DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with the old rancher...
    He tells the rancher..... "That he needs to inspect the ranch for any illicit crops"
    The Rancher says, "OK, but...
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    On Safari

    Benny went on safari in West Africa with his wife and Mother In Law................
    One evening, while still deep in the jungle,
    his wife awoke to find her mother was gone...........
    Rushing to...
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    Rucksack
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    This was back in the early 70's. A friend of mine...

    This was back in the early 70's. A friend of mine did that from Adelaide to Cook (on the railway line to WA) I think it was, he was on his way to Kalgoorlie with some items for the son over there. He...
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    Banking with the Elderly

    After reading this you may wish to develop your own response to organizations where their procedures irk you.



    Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman....
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    As Clean As Cold Water Can Get Them

    Larry went to visit his 86 year old grandfather in a very rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a...
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    Advice from the coach

    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball
    players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a
    team is?' The little boy nodded in the...
  20. Thread: Dinner

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    Dinner

    I was out to dinner the other night and two women were fighting over me, so much so, I ended up having to ring the Police.
    I told him that there were two women fighting oer me.
    The officer who...
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    Unfortunately, I think that Transport Inspectors...

    Unfortunately, I think that Transport Inspectors are not involved with this type of transportation, in SA at least. And the Police don't seem to care as it would be too much paperwork involved.
    I've...
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    Sticky: Blinds

    Blinds
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    Bakelite
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    Fever Pitch
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    Sticky: Makes Perfect

    Makes Perfect
  26. Thread: Id.

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    An oldie, BUT a goodie. Thanks for the giggle....

    An oldie, BUT a goodie.
    Thanks for the giggle.
    Kryn
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    I've been in 3 out of 4 of the groups you listed....

    I've been in 3 out of 4 of the groups you listed. Guess which one I missed out on????
    If you don't appreciate the intent of Humour, then don't read it.
    Sorry if it offended you.
    Kryn
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    After reading that, I'm afraid to close my...

    After reading that, I'm afraid to close my eyes!!!!!
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    This joke won the best joke award

    An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
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    Seniors Tax Return

    I just received an audit on my tax return for 2018 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!!
    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
    I guess it was because of my response to the question:...
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    Cuckoo Clock

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily....
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    Why marry?

    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
    'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
    ________

    A lady inserted an ad in the...
  33. Thread: Diy cnc

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    Setting it up is the easy part, basically bolting...

    Setting it up is the easy part, basically bolting it all together, it's the actual drawing and settings of the drivers that are the tricky bits, well for me anyway.
    For that money, I'd find out for...
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    Confessional

    Little Johnny went to the confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a very keen girl,” he said.
    The priest asked: “Is that you, Little Johnny?”


    “Yes, Father, it is.”
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    Some more Para whatevers

    Did you hear about the population of Ireland? It's Dublin.


    What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? Roaming Catholic


    That clown just paid my bill. What a nice jester!
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    Paraprosdokian

    The following are paraprosdokians. A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous:

    *If I had a dollar for every girl that...
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    Seen one very similar the other day, :2tsup:.

    Seen one very similar the other day, :2tsup:.
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    Sticky: Cuddles

    Cuddles
  41. Too many Easter Bunnies on the road for my liking...

    Too many Easter Bunnies on the road for my liking then. Hope thing work out for you Dave.
    Kryn
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    Longest Password Ever

    We may laugh, but her ID is safe.

    During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an
    employee was using the following password:...
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    Sticky: Black and white shows

    Black and white shows
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    I like the idea that some countries have, if the...

    I like the idea that some countries have, if the polly doesn't play the game for the people, he disappears!!!!!
    If we had that here they might think twice about the way they treat our money????
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    Suspicion reciprocity

    A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see...
  46. I feel the same that Bureacracy has gone over the...

    I feel the same that Bureacracy has gone over the top. A lot of it is because of litigation, no one wants to be held accountable for anything. So to cover their backsides, they bring in Bureacracy....
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    Bottle shop
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    Big Yellow Taxi
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    Lawn Care

    <iant3880@hotmail.com>GOD to ST. FRANCIS: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets,...
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    Sticky: Keating

    Keating
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