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A Duke · 27th June 2022, 11:22 AM

Hi,
Sorry, I did not look at the pictures very well, and just assumed it was like the Nylon rope I carry in my ute on which I have done a back splice on one end and an eye splice on the other. That...

A Duke · 9th June 2022, 11:56 AM

Hi,
Maybe you need to have a play with some hole saws and off cuts.
Regards

A Duke · 8th June 2022, 11:21 AM

& Mini skirt

A Duke · 7th June 2022, 10:56 AM

Loin

A Duke · 1st June 2022, 10:54 AM

Party????
Party party or Political party?
Regards

A Duke · 12th May 2022, 12:12 PM

Hi,
I thought it was bloody good.
Regards

A Duke · 26th April 2022, 09:32 AM

And don't forget brushes for the motors.

A Duke · 24th April 2022, 04:45 PM

Hi,
I take it you mean the type that goes tweet tweet.
Regards

A Duke · 22nd April 2022, 10:46 PM

Pound

A Duke · 18th April 2022, 11:32 AM

Hi,
Maybe we need a groan button along with the thanks and like buttons in the jokes forum, then you would only need to count how many hits to score the winner.
Regards:)

A Duke · 8th April 2022, 10:59 AM

Hi,
When soldiers do that, they get accused of rape.
:wink:
Regards

A Duke · 1st April 2022, 07:00 AM

Hi,

Happy All Fool's Day!

Regards

A Duke · 29th March 2022, 01:53 PM

Hi,
Old Father Time is stalking us all!
Regards

A Duke · 25th March 2022, 10:50 AM

He was obviously feeling himself.

Regards

A Duke · 11th March 2022, 01:38 PM

Hi,
Nothing like the stool sample I submitted at the Doctor's.
Regards

A Duke · 16th February 2022, 10:09 PM

Hi,
That should be 7 not 8 weeks.
The wait was because I wanted it done at my usual medical centerwhere they have all my records.
Regards

A Duke · 16th February 2022, 01:48 PM

Hi,
Got boosted today.
8 months on, wanted the recommended 6 months and tried to book in but all the 4 month que jumpers had blown the waiting list from 2 to 6 weeks.
Regards

A Duke · 7th February 2022, 03:16 PM

Hi auscab,
ask Neil and he sends the password by PM. (If you are approved or disapproved which ever you need to be allowed in.) I thought your post would have got some response, maybe he has not...

A Duke · 7th February 2022, 09:42 AM

Hi,
It is used by a few of us. I have named us the dirty dozen.
Hope you join us.
Regards

A Duke · 25th January 2022, 06:47 PM

Hi,
???? no one has mentioned if we are looking for plain or pined blades.
Regards

A Duke · 7th January 2022, 03:41 PM

They get the ****s.

A Duke · 24th December 2021, 08:47 AM

Jerking

A Duke · 23rd December 2021, 11:00 AM

Hi,
Compliments of the season and all that jazz.
Regards

A Duke · 22nd December 2021, 02:28 PM

Trouble & strife.

A Duke · 4th December 2021, 09:45 AM

Gripes.

A Duke · 28th November 2021, 09:52 AM

Live fast, die young and have a good looking corpse.
:wink:

A Duke · 11th November 2021, 09:41 AM

I"m in.

A Duke · 26th October 2021, 03:48 PM

Hi'
I think that is what I call a 4lb. (Southern Africa.)
Regards

A Duke · 19th October 2021, 09:37 AM

Hi,
Just some of what we are saved from. besides Covid 19 by lock down.
Regards

A Duke · 17th October 2021, 10:52 AM

We are all here because we are not all there.

A Duke · 17th October 2021, 08:26 AM

He has got our measure.

A Duke · 4th October 2021, 09:32 AM

On the chain gang!

A Duke · 1st October 2021, 12:04 PM

You are all nuts.

A Duke · 24th September 2021, 11:18 AM

Hang the bastards!

A Duke · 24th September 2021, 11:15 AM

Heap

A Duke · 14th September 2021, 11:09 AM

Gold digger.

A Duke · 13th September 2021, 02:39 PM

'16'

A Duke · 31st August 2021, 07:47 PM

Hi,
It mystifies me that we never hear of any of them being prosecuted.
The sums they are trying to steal should put them behind bars for a good couple of years.
Regards

A Duke · 28th August 2021, 09:48 PM

Fearsome

A Duke · 24th August 2021, 10:04 PM

Hi,
If you have out lived three score and ten, then you are on borrowed time already.
Regards

A Duke · 17th August 2021, 10:12 AM

Welkom.

A Duke · 9th August 2021, 11:04 AM

Hi,
Covid 19, Global warming, Politicians, there is always some scapegoat to cop the blame for anything.
Regards

A Duke · 2nd August 2021, 09:59 PM

Hi,
Welcome aboard.
Regards

A Duke · 25th July 2021, 06:05 PM

Dingus

A Duke · 22nd July 2021, 07:56 PM

Hi,
Got my second jab today.
It was scheduled for last week but two hours before I was due to turn up they phoned and rescheduled it one hour short of a week later.
Regards

A Duke · 21st July 2021, 04:56 PM

Hi,
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.
Or so they told me in my youth.
Regards

A Duke · 21st July 2021, 04:45 PM

A mouse potato?
A computer age couch potato.
Regards

A Duke · 11th July 2021, 03:24 PM

Bishop.

A Duke · 8th July 2021, 04:56 PM

Hi,
Nobody has mentioned the allocated life span of three score and ten.
Go's back to Biblical times I think.
Regards

A Duke · 7th July 2021, 11:23 AM

Hi,
Some one has been stirring the pot. I got a notification that some one liked one of my posts again this morning, which has not happened for a long time.
Regards

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