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  1. Hi, Sorry, I did not look at the pictures very...

    Hi,
    Sorry, I did not look at the pictures very well, and just assumed it was like the Nylon rope I carry in my ute on which I have done a back splice on one end and an eye splice on the other. That...
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    Hi, Maybe you need to have a play with some hole...

    Hi,
    Maybe you need to have a play with some hole saws and off cuts.
    Regards
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    Sticky: & Mini skirt

    & Mini skirt
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    Sticky: Loin

    Loin
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    Party???? Party party or Political party?...

    Party????
    Party party or Political party?
    Regards
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    Hi, I thought it was bloody good. Regards

    Hi,
    I thought it was bloody good.
    Regards
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    And don't forget brushes for the motors.

    And don't forget brushes for the motors.
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    QUEENSLAND Hi, I take it you mean the type that goes tweet...

    Hi,
    I take it you mean the type that goes tweet tweet.
    Regards
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    Sticky: Pound

    Pound
  10. Thread: Obituary

    by A Duke
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    Hi, Maybe we need a groan button along with the...

    Hi,
    Maybe we need a groan button along with the thanks and like buttons in the jokes forum, then you would only need to count how many hits to score the winner.
    Regards:)
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    Hi, When soldiers do that, they get accused of...

    Hi,
    When soldiers do that, they get accused of rape.
    :wink:
    Regards
  12. Thread: Our Day.

    by A Duke
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    Our Day.

    Hi,


    Happy All Fool's Day!


    Regards
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    Hi, Old Father Time is stalking us all! Regards

    Hi,
    Old Father Time is stalking us all!
    Regards
  14. Thread: Blind Date

    by A Duke
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    He was obviously feeling himself. Regards

    He was obviously feeling himself.

    Regards
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    Hi, Nothing like the stool sample I submitted at...

    Hi,
    Nothing like the stool sample I submitted at the Doctor's.
    Regards
  16. Thread: Covid Vaccines

    by A Duke
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    Hi, That should be 7 not 8 weeks. The wait was...

    Hi,
    That should be 7 not 8 weeks.
    The wait was because I wanted it done at my usual medical centerwhere they have all my records.
    Regards
  17. Thread: Covid Vaccines

    by A Duke
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    Hi, Got boosted today. 8 months on, wanted the...

    Hi,
    Got boosted today.
    8 months on, wanted the recommended 6 months and tried to book in but all the 4 month que jumpers had blown the waiting list from 2 to 6 weeks.
    Regards
  18. Thread: Open Slather ?

    by A Duke
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    Hi auscab, ask Neil and he sends the password by...

    Hi auscab,
    ask Neil and he sends the password by PM. (If you are approved or disapproved which ever you need to be allowed in.) I thought your post would have got some response, maybe he has not...
  19. Thread: Open Slather ?

    by A Duke
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    Hi, It is used by a few of us. I have named us...

    Hi,
    It is used by a few of us. I have named us the dirty dozen.
    Hope you join us.
    Regards
  20. Hi, ???? no one has mentioned if we are looking...

    Hi,
    ???? no one has mentioned if we are looking for plain or pined blades.
    Regards
  21. Thread: Panic buying

    by A Duke
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    They get the ****s.

    They get the ****s.
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    Sticky: Jerking

    Jerking
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    Hi, Compliments of the season and all that jazz....

    Hi,
    Compliments of the season and all that jazz.
    Regards
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    Sticky: Trouble & strife.

    Trouble & strife.
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    Sticky: Gripes.

    Gripes.
  26. Thread: Getting older

    by A Duke
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    Live fast, die young and have a good looking...

    Live fast, die young and have a good looking corpse.
    :wink:
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    CLAIMED I"m in.

    I"m in.
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    Hi' I think that is what I call a 4lb. (Southern...

    Hi'
    I think that is what I call a 4lb. (Southern Africa.)
    Regards
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    Hi, Just some of what we are saved from. besides...

    Hi,
    Just some of what we are saved from. besides Covid 19 by lock down.
    Regards
  30. Thread: Pun

    by A Duke
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    We are all here because we are not all there.

    We are all here because we are not all there.
  31. Thread: Pun

    by A Duke
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    He has got our measure.

    He has got our measure.
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    On the chain gang!

    On the chain gang!
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    Sticky: You are all nuts.

    You are all nuts.
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    Hang the bastards!

    Hang the bastards!
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    Sticky: Heap

    Heap
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    Sticky: Gold digger.

    Gold digger.
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    Sticky: '16'

    '16'
  38. Thread: Message scam

    by A Duke
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    Hi, It mystifies me that we never hear of any...

    Hi,
    It mystifies me that we never hear of any of them being prosecuted.
    The sums they are trying to steal should put them behind bars for a good couple of years.
    Regards
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    Sticky: Fearsome

    Fearsome
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    Hi, If you have out lived three score and ten,...

    Hi,
    If you have out lived three score and ten, then you are on borrowed time already.
    Regards
  41. Welkom.

    Welkom.
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    Hi, Covid 19, Global warming, Politicians, there...

    Hi,
    Covid 19, Global warming, Politicians, there is always some scapegoat to cop the blame for anything.
    Regards
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    Hi, Welcome aboard. Regards

    Hi,
    Welcome aboard.
    Regards
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    Sticky: Dingus

    Dingus
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    Hi, Got my second jab today. It was scheduled...

    Hi,
    Got my second jab today.
    It was scheduled for last week but two hours before I was due to turn up they phoned and rescheduled it one hour short of a week later.
    Regards
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    Hi, Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man...

    Hi,
    Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.
    Or so they told me in my youth.
    Regards
  47. Thread: Potatoes

    by A Duke
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    Potatoes

    A mouse potato?
    A computer age couch potato.
    Regards
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    Sticky: Bishop.

    Bishop.
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    Hi, Nobody has mentioned the allocated life span...

    Hi,
    Nobody has mentioned the allocated life span of three score and ten.
    Go's back to Biblical times I think.
    Regards
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    Hi, Some one has been stirring the pot. I got a...

    Hi,
    Some one has been stirring the pot. I got a notification that some one liked one of my posts again this morning, which has not happened for a long time.
    Regards
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