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    Suspicion reciprocity

    A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see...
  2. I feel the same that Bureacracy has gone over the...

    I feel the same that Bureacracy has gone over the top. A lot of it is because of litigation, no one wants to be held accountable for anything. So to cover their backsides, they bring in Bureacracy....
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    Bottle shop
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    Big Yellow Taxi
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    Lawn Care

    <iant3880@hotmail.com>GOD to ST. FRANCIS: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets,...
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    The Government spend so much on fighting...

    The Government spend so much on fighting unnecessary wars, there's nothing left for the homeless!!!
    Wars don't determine who's right or wrong, but who is left.....
    Kryn
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    As much as your ideas are great, unfortunately 2...

    As much as your ideas are great, unfortunately 2 ex wives and the ATO (Australian Tax Office) have left me virtually zilch, not even any super!!!!
    Kryn
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    He's keeping that for the MIL. So she can FIFO...

    He's keeping that for the MIL. So she can FIFO when not required.:D

    Sorry Alex, I couldn't resist that one.
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    Newspaper?

    I was visiting my daughter last night, when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    "This is the 21st century" she said "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here use my iPad."

    I can tell you...
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    Help Needed.

    Guys I need your help.
    I'm in the middle of an argument with the wife,
    and she just told me I'm right!!!!.
    What do I do next?????


    Be honest, if people heard what you are thinking half the...
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    Sticky: and a Gentleman

    and a Gentleman
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    Unfortunately it's a sign of the times. Everyone...

    Unfortunately it's a sign of the times. Everyone want's a piece of the pie, ATO, Shareholders, CEO's, Management, then down the bottom of the list, the worker, and so it goes on, to the schools,...
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    You just can't make this stuff up!!

    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they
    did take, however, was a white...
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    Being a Man

    Being a Man, means doing what I want,
    when I want and not having to answer to...



    She's coming!!!!
    To be continued..

    **************************
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    Gold digger
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    Sticky: Hank Marvin Apache YouTube...

    Hank Marvin Apache
    YouTube
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    DRAWN & CLAIMED You're only a little bit late, well in the aging...

    You're only a little bit late, well in the aging of the universe that is.
    Kryn
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    Could be worse, she could be overdue!!!!

    Could be worse, she could be overdue!!!!
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    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny was at school and they had the Fire Deprtment for a demonstration.
    The fireman went through some discussions and display when he held up a smoke detector.
    He asked "Who can tell me...
  24. Thread: Burglar

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    Burglar

    A man goes into the Police Station, and asks the desk sargeant if he can speak to the Burglar that broke into his house.

    The sargeant said "Sorry, you'll have your chance in court. Why do you...
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    Addict
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  27. The Millennials are now traveling unsupervised!!

    ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS

    1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't...
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    The jewish quarterback

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,...
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    I'd like to see young drivers stay on their P's...

    I'd like to see young drivers stay on their P's till the age of 23, then do a driving test again with an assessor. By that time they will have instilled any of their bad habits, that hopefully the...
  30. Thread: Peanuts

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    Peanuts

    An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts......
    so the driver happily munches them.
    Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.....
    Driver asks the old lady, "Why don't you eat them...
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    Sticky: N mash

    N mash
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    Sticky: Beatles

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    One of my MIL's used to work for the local broom...

    One of my MIL's used to work for the local broom factory, her job was to test fly the brooms to see that they were safe.
    I asked how did she manage to stop the wind blowing between her legs, she...
  34. Thread: ANZ Bank

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    Back in the middle of September, I returned a...

    Back in the middle of September, I returned a welding cylinder as I don't need one anymore. I see I'm still getting charged for said cylinder, even though the supplier has sent in his paperwork, and...
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    I'd use something like a V bit, should be able to...

    I'd use something like a V bit, should be able to get something in the 60 degree range, and you'll only need to skim it to create a slot for the screw.
    464728
    HTH
    Kryn
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    To put countersunk slots in the side pieces use a...

    To put countersunk slots in the side pieces use a router bit.
    Your drawer sides dado, I feel is a bit tight timber has a tendency to swell and shrink. I had a cabinet maker friend make a set of...
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    A few more funnies

    Teenagers, tired of being harassed by your parents? ACT NOW!!!!!!!!Move out, Get a job, pay your own way, whie you still know everything.

    Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.

    I...
  38. Thread: ANZ Bank

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    ANZ Bank

    Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to death!

    Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!
    This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is...
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    Sticky: Slacks

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  41. Thread: Really

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    Really

    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old! Well............You'll love this one
    My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting...
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    78 YO Golfer

    I golfed with a hilarious 78 year old man,
    and he was dishing out life tips the whole time.
    The most DILIGAF guy I've ever met.

    He tells me after the round "Don't talk to me in the paking lot,...
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    A few funnies

    I was just wondering, does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through bunnings or is it me??

    Men say that women should come with instructions...............
    What's the point of that?...
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    Depending on how high you wanted to lift it to...

    Depending on how high you wanted to lift it to get the wheels under. Will the wheels be just for the bench, or will it need to fit/adapt other pieces?
    One of the ways I've seen, it to make a shape...
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    Great Many Hangovers
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    QUEENSLAND Easy Danny, just convince the Mrs that you're...

    Easy Danny, just convince the Mrs that you're taking her on a holiday to Qld.
    Oh, by the way were taking the trailer to pick up a little something I bought that's up there.:D
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    Sticky: Typewriter

    Typewriter
  49. Thread: Racism

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    My brother would never drink before noon. His...

    My brother would never drink before noon.
    His favourite answer, if offered a beer was, "It must be afternoon, somewhere in the world!!!!":D
  50. The Sixteen Commandments of Growing Older

    1 Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
    2 Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit
    3 You don't need anger management. You need people to stop p****ng you...
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