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  1. Thread: Cows

    by A Duke
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    The whole thread seems like the poo of the male...

    The whole thread seems like the poo of the male moo to me.
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    Sticky: Darn

    Darn
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    Hi, Thought I was going to get a story about a...

    Hi,
    Thought I was going to get a story about a dead horse Sheila.
    :wink:
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    Sticky: Squared

    Squared
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    Hi, Welkom!

    Hi,
    Welkom!
  6. Thread: Quotable quotes

    by A Duke
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    Hi, Well you would not want to get it moved to...

    Hi,
    Well you would not want to get it moved to "Open slather", where only the dirty dozen would read it, would you?
    Regards
  7. Thread: Quotable quotes

    by A Duke
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    Tobe happy for the rest of your life, make an...

    Tobe happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.
    :wink:
  8. Thread: Vegans

    by A Duke
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    Hi, What sort of life would the animals have if...

    Hi,
    What sort of life would the animals have if we did not breed them and give them all the luxuries until we are ready to eat them?
    Most would not be borne.
    Regards
  9. Thread: Silky Oak Bowl.

    by A Duke
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    Hi, Link does not work for me ether. F B trying...

    Hi,
    Link does not work for me ether. F B trying to make me sign up.
    Regards
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    She did not know she had been raped until the...

    She did not know she had been raped until the cheque bounced.
    :oo:
  11. Thread: Slow responce

    by A Duke
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    Hi, Metal Work Forums much faster. Had a couple...

    Hi,
    Metal Work Forums much faster.
    Had a couple of time outs here this afternoon.
    Regards
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    Sticky: Bong

    Bong
  13. Hi, So we have a change of date and venue, all...

    Hi,
    So we have a change of date and venue, all the adds up to the August editions of the magazines, have stated Exhibition Park 1 - 3 November.
    Are we missing an exiting story or is it just one of...
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    HI, Come to think of it, I have not had a...

    HI,
    Come to think of it, I have not had a newsletter in some time and I was getting up to 3 copies a time at one stage.
    Regards
  15. Thread: Happy Birthday

    by A Duke
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    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday to all the Horses out there!

    Regards
  16. Thread: Quotable quotes

    by A Duke
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    Over population is everybody's baby.

    Over population is everybody's baby.
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    Sticky: Bankrupt

    Bankrupt
  18. Thread: Quotable quotes

    by A Duke
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    Hi, "We are all here because we are not all...

    Hi,

    "We are all here because we are not all there"

    An inmate of a mental institution when they were asked if any of them knew why they were there.

    Regards
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    Sticky: White

    White
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    Hi, I have just loaded it to Manuals...

    Hi,
    I have just loaded it to Manuals
    https://www.woodworkforums.com/f307/wasp-instructions-229291#post2149470
    Hope it is what you need.
    Regards
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    Sticky: Never was

    Never was
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    Those Dudes are Privates, of coarse. :wink:

    Those Dudes are Privates, of coarse.
    :wink:
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    Hi, Used tobe known as Excalibur ...

    Hi,
    Used tobe known as Excalibur
  24. Thread: Router issues

    by A Duke
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    Hi, Could be the brushes or dust in the switch,...

    Hi,
    Could be the brushes or dust in the switch, those are the most common "now it works now it does not"
    Regards
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    Hi, Yes they are all back. The reply had come...

    Hi,
    Yes they are all back. The reply had come back last night and now they are all back on duty.
    Thanks
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    Missing in action

    Hi,
    A few things seem to have gone AWOL again:- the "want pictures", and "thanks for the pictures" and "reply", only the "reply with quote" is there.
    Regards
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    Hi, Very nice, but I think you need a dowel...

    Hi,
    Very nice, but I think you need a dowel under the entrance for a perch / door step.
    Regards
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    Sticky: downtroden

    downtroden
  29. Thread: Beer, what beer

    by A Duke
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    Hi, He should have gone for a Classic Coke, to...

    Hi,
    He should have gone for a Classic Coke, to Hell with the wimpy Diet stuff.
    Regards
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    Hi, I do not see a sector in your measuring kit....

    Hi,
    I do not see a sector in your measuring kit.
    Regards
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    Hi, I did not get a birthday e mail from the...

    Hi,
    I did not get a birthday e mail from the woodwork forum for my recent birthday but I got one from the metalwork forum.
    I do not know if this has anything to do with the foregoing.
    Regards
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    Hi, What gets me is that you hear of all these...

    Hi,
    What gets me is that you hear of all these scams and rip off artists and how much Aussies have been ripped off but I have not heard of any creep being caught or charged.
    Regards
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    Hi, Invent a new type of trap and have the world...

    Hi,
    Invent a new type of trap and have the world beat a path to your door.
    Best of luck
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    Hi, Another reason for less spending is...

    Hi,
    Another reason for less spending is saturation, when you already have all you need and even more so when you have all you want as well.
    Regards
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    Sticky: a fore thought

    a fore thought
  36. Thread: cooking

    by A Duke
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    Hi, That is a new angle on that one. Regards

    Hi,
    That is a new angle on that one.
    Regards
  37. Hi, Now days here in Australia the electrical...

    Hi,
    Now days here in Australia the electrical installation has to be checked out and up dated if necessary when the premises change hands.
    Regards
  38. Thread: Warped lid

    by A Duke
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    Hi and welcome to the Forum, Did you apply...

    Hi and welcome to the Forum,
    Did you apply finish to both sides of the timber?
    Maybe the timber was not dry enough or the ambient humidity too high.
    It may have done better to dry with the lid...
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    Hi, Yes, but they will have to go through a...

    Hi,
    Yes, but they will have to go through a couple more drawing processes, hence still more expensive.
    Regards
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    Hi, A 240V motor will have more copper in the...

    Hi,
    A 240V motor will have more copper in the coils than a 115V motor.
    That could account to a Cent or two.
    Regards
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    Hi, I got it twice again this time. Regards

    Hi,
    I got it twice again this time.
    Regards
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    Hi, Farther to my previous reply, it also means...

    Hi,
    Farther to my previous reply, it also means that if you have a bit with a half inch guide bearing it lines up with the fence when on zero.
    Regards
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    Hi, The scale is set to use a half inch bit for...

    Hi,
    The scale is set to use a half inch bit for planing, so zero is lined up with the cutting edge ie quarter of an inch over the center of the bit.Hope this makes sense and helps.
    Regards
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    Hi Neil, They were dated a couple of minutes...

    Hi Neil,
    They were dated a couple of minutes apart and the only difference was the first item, which was probably submitted in that time.
    Regards
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    Forum news letter.

    Hi,
    I got the news letter email three (3) times this evening.
    Regards
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    Hi, Thieves are not the only risk, your shed...

    Hi,
    Thieves are not the only risk, your shed could burn down and being too heavy to carry out the door don't worry fire.
    Regards
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    Hi, Yes we do not bounce very well at our age....

    Hi,
    Yes we do not bounce very well at our age.
    A speedy recovery anyway.
    Regards
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    And here is the feminist version. Eve was...

    And here is the feminist version.
    Eve was looking miserable and when god asked what the problem was she said that she felt lopsided with three breasts when every thing else was in pairs.
    God...
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    Hi, Of course every thing is bigger in Texas....

    Hi,
    Of course every thing is bigger in Texas.
    :wink:
    Regards
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    Hi, Not only humans, fluros dim with age too....

    Hi,
    Not only humans, fluros dim with age too.
    Regards
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