New member (fresh blood)

[Treeboy]

Hi to all. I am a new member after having been shown this forum by Rowen. (I place full blame on his shoulders) Had a good look around the forum after registering. I now feel the overwhelming need to abuse myself and make some quirky remark about being ugly.
Looks a great site. Been turning since I was 10 years old and first time on a forum. Looking forward to the intellectual stimulation that I am sure you will all abuse at the first opportunity.

[Kev Y.]

Been turning since I was 10 years old and first time on a forum. .

Treeboy.. welcome, didnt your mother tell you to stop or else you will get dizzy!

I hope you are able to get all the information you require (plus some that you dont) during your time here

[rsser]

Welcome to the madhouse Treeboy.

The forum rules are simple but implicit. You won't know you've put your foot in it until you get a bunch of 'pour the poop on' replies

There's a vast amount of wisdom accumulated here and in the archives. When you need to plumb it use the search function, or better, google-advanced limited to this site.

[bitingmidge]

I now feel the overwhelming need to abuse myself

Thanks for sharing that with us Treeboy!

You'll be right at home, there's more than one of you here.

P (and enjoy yourself!)

[outback]

Wow, you gonna fit right in round here. Lots of self abuse, and if that doesn't float ya boat, just ask, plenty of people ready to offer a helping hand.








, you keep out, I've gone right up to the line, but all my toes are behind it. Promise.

[ozwinner]

Why old chap would we abuse you, it seems you get along fine by yourself.


Al :eek:

[Treeboy]

Why old chap would we abuse you, it seems you get along fine by yourself.


Al :eek:

I take humbridge? with you good sir, you asume that I am both old and a chap.

[Zed]

I take humbridge? with you good sir, you asume that I am both old and a chap.

fair go tree b o y , I mean... c'mon now

[Sturdee]

I take humbridge? with you good sir, you asume that I am both old and a chap.

Well if you're not old and not a chap you're in the right place. Plenty here that will help you in abusing you.


Peter.

[Treeboy]

fair go tree b o y ,

Oh alright fair go, but I am not old....really I'm not.

[ozwinner]

Soooo maybe you should have called yourself, Saplingboy???
For me "tree" suggests something older.


Huh,huh,huh.

Al

[rsser]

Mate, if you're not wearing specs and turning grey or losing the thatch altogether, you've wandered into the wrong night club

[bitingmidge]

SeedlingBoy??

P

[bitingmidge]

Seed-on-a-piece-of-cotton-wool-on-the-window-sill-waiting-to-germinate-boy??

(I can't get any younger than that!)

Cheers,

P

[ozwinner]

How 'bout Pollenboy???


Al