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It is the Law

Started by John Saxton, 27th May 2014 06:57 PM

1.law, 13.law, adjacent, aisle, appointment, bellies, bitter, chances, coffee, directly, feel, itch, jelly, law, leave, legs, locker, lockers, move, open-faced, people, performance, physical, probability, proportional, sandwich, seats, stay, stop, surfaces

Replies: 2
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 05:37 AM; by Chesand

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WOODIES JOKES

WANDI (Western Australia) Demonstration

Started by Willy Nelson, 21st April 2014 02:11 PM

aisle, articulate, attend, australia, behalf, bunnings, day, delight, demo, demonstration, demos, earlier, easter, equipment, experienced, hand, included, neil, preparation, sincerely, skilled, spent, tardis, thursday, trailer, unpacking, wandi, western, willy, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2014 12:51 AM; by dai sensei

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Breakfast cereal deception

Started by Dodgy Dovetails, 1st September 2013 02:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, aisle, amount, breakfast, cereal, deception, embedded, empty, extra, fill, forcing, fresh, happy, king, mention, mushrooms, packaging, packet, packets, pay, paying, price, resource, scanning, talk, thinking, time, treating, wastage, wood

Replies: 33
Views: 3,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 01:15 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:15 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2013 11:15 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

A Great Srory - The Anzacs

Started by PenTurner, 6th June 2013 06:01 PM

aisle, anzacs, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, great, hand, handed, left, looked, lunch, mate, pass, plane, pucka, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, srory, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 2,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2013 06:01 PM; by PenTurner

Forum:
PENS FOR THE TROOPS

Racism?

Started by Bushmiller, 29th January 2013 05:10 PM

aisle, assistant, bratwurst, bunnings.-, customer, dog, german, german?-, guinness, guy, hot, irish?-, italian, italian?-, jewish?-, kosher, mexican?-, offended, paul, polish, polish?-, racism, replied, sausage, shop, taco, wouldnt.-

Replies: 3
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2013 04:18 PM; by hybridfiat

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WOODIES JOKES

Wedding day problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th May 2012 04:52 PM

aisle, allan, altar, bag, bride, clubs, day, escorted, eyes, golf, groom, looked, problem, reached, replied, standing, straight, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Reality check in aisle 3!

Started by Greg Q, 24th June 2011 06:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$103, aisle, check, crapulence, daunted, days, ebay, fetched, fetching, gearbox, gears, greg, iron, lack, lathe, mcphersons, mechanism, pessimistic, precision, rapid, reality, rust, scrap, spindle, woodworking

Replies: 20
Views: 2,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 02:08 PM; by Greg Q

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco

Replies: 3
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

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WOODIES JOKES

Airline Lunches

Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM

airline, aisle, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, hand, handed, left, life, looked, lunch, lunches, mate, plane, pucka, puckapunyal, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Warning

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:18 AM

aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, hardware, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2009 09:47 AM; by masoth

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WOODIES JOKES

How do Fitout-Chippies order Skirting?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th June 2009 10:20 AM

3.6m, 5.4m, aisle, answer, batpig, chippy, cool, dock, docked, fellow, garbled, lengths, mark, matter, normal, pretty, procedure, providing, read, renovateforum.com, reply, shorter, size, skirting, stick, sticks, thread, timber, usual, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2009 10:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Large Family

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2008 05:06 PM

aisle, boarded, company, complaints, condom, customer, family, kids, large, leaned, plane, replied, seats, settled, sitting, woman, yours?”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2008 09:35 AM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Urgent Warning

Started by MrFixIt, 24th January 2008 02:43 PM

aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, scams, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings

Replies: 7
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 04:00 AM; by jow104

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WOODIES JOKES

Marriage plans

Started by fenderbelly, 8th January 2008 09:37 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, listen, marriage, mind, minutes, morning, organize, plans, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, wife-to-be, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:37 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Flight Attendants

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM

aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Funny SuperJaws story

Started by havenoideaatall, 23rd June 2007 10:44 PM

a&se, aisle, bloke, bunnies, complete, contemplated, delivery, disappearing, enlist, forums, funny, haveno, issue, list, locking, mate, pic, pinpoint, pop, scooter, scooters, silence, story, suddenly, superjaws, taking, unlocking, watching, wood, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 2,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2007 04:20 PM; by Stuart

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TRITON / GMC

Thank You For Shopping at Woolworths

Started by Baz, 2nd May 2007 07:17 PM

1stfloor, aisle, computer, daughter, deposits, doctor, dog, dollars, elbow, fooled, hurries, joe, lawyer, measure, mike, pours, results, sample, samples, shopping, sperm, takes, tap, ten, urine, water, wife, wondering, woolies, woolworths

Replies: 1
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2007 10:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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WOODIES JOKES

A New One

Started by Penpal, 15th December 2006 11:58 AM

aisle, bit, blackwood, bought, burl, care, favourite, floor, heavy, holiday.the, impressed, incredibly, it.his, load, makers, mill, musk, negotiate, pen, pens, peter, post, remainder, tassie, van, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2006 10:04 AM; by Simomatra

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Customer Service

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2006 01:33 PM

aisle, bolted, bunnings, cars, clerk, counter, customer, eek, extinguisher, fire, flames, frantic, gasped, hood, luck, parking, pouring, pulled, ran, replied, service, smoke, spot, standing, store

Replies: 1
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 11:30 PM; by scooter

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WOODIES JOKES

Question: Steel Wool

Started by BrettC, 5th February 2006 03:23 PM

#0000, abrasive, advise, aisle, assume, back/rubbing, brands, buy, cleaners, cleaning, cutting, dumb, effective?????confused, finish, finishing, heard, job, local, padded, question, sold, square, steel, supermarket, techniques, true, wool

Replies: 8
Views: 2,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 08:06 PM; by BrettC

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FINISHING

what beats a princess?

Started by joseph84, 20th September 2005 10:40 PM

airways, aisle, attendant, beat, beats, bit$%, british, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, hear, main, missing, muscle, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2005 10:40 PM; by joseph84

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WOODIES JOKES

Bush Wedding

Started by echnidna, 6th March 2005 09:18 PM

aisle, alighting, arriving, bob, bush, chapel, couple, echnidna, flower, girls, limo, people, photos, sheryl, wedding

Replies: 14
Views: 2,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2005 12:21 AM; by jow104

Forum:
NON WOODWORK

Queen of the skys

Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:28 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, main, missing, moved, muscle, passenger, pitty-pat, plane, queen, raise, rank, replied, served, skys, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2002 08:28 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

plane trip

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:45 PM

aisle, attendants, behalf, boston, calmer, calmness, captain, coffee, cooperation, crew, dashed, earned, extend, flight, intercom, passengers, pause, plane, pleasant, remainder, ride, rough, short, stay, stewardess, story, stricken, todays, trip, wishes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Royalty

Started by Iain, 15th January 2001 04:57 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hell, landing, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, planes, princess, queen, raise, replied, royalty, scary, served, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 04:57 PM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

Blind Freddy?

Started by RETIRED, 8th October 2000 01:53 PM

air, airport, aisle, begins, blind, cabin-but, cockpit, copilot, day, die, edge, faster, fill, freddy, gonna, headed, ian, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilot, plane, plow, robbo, robertson, screams, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2000 01:53 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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It is the Law

WANDI (Western Australia) Demonstration

Breakfast cereal deception

Wedding Perceptions

A Great Srory - The Anzacs

Racism?

Wedding day problem

Worth a giggle.

Reality check in aisle 3!

Irish Sausage

Airline Lunches

Warning

How do Fitout-Chippies order Skirting?

Large Family

Wedding Perceptions

2 Pilots

Cheap Airlines

Pricless

Urgent Warning

Marriage plans

Flight Attendants

Funny SuperJaws story

Thank You For Shopping at Woolworths

A New One

Father I have sinned....

Customer Service

Question: Steel Wool

what beats a princess?

Bush Wedding

Queen of the skys

plane trip

Royalty

Blind Freddy?