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Cotton

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:49 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 2,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 06:13 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Pants

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2008 03:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 03:27 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Einstein's Theorem

Started by Rodgera, 27th June 2008 03:36 PM

answer, answered, beat, beautiful, chauffeur, digressing, dinner, einstein, einsteins, esoteric, expertly, extremely, fixed, formation, jacket, missing, pompous, professor, question, questions, rendition, sat, simple, sir, sitting, speech, stare, steely, supremely, theorem

Replies: 6
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 08:49 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan's prize rose

Started by munruben, 23rd June 2008 01:11 PM

allan, allans, answered, barry, couple, escorting, fertilizer, grow, judge, judges, leaned, line, manure, minutes, moved, muttered, nearby, phillip, plenty, possibly, prince, prize, queen, rose, royal, smiled, table, weeks, whispered, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 07:47 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Crossword addict

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th June 2008 09:29 PM

addict, allan, answered, bed, clicks, crossword, crosswords, heard, letters, loves, makes, mouse, night, noise, possums, ray, rays, roof, run, slight, talks, teach, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2008 12:57 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

marriage counselling can work!

Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM

answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish receptionist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:14 PM

allan, answered, bath, clicks, decided, difference, holidays, irish, mouse, night, pub, ray, receptionist, shower, stand, stay, teach

Replies: 4
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 12:52 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Blind date

Started by munruben, 2nd June 2008 11:11 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2008 04:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Raise

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 12:55 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 06:50 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Alan's job interview

Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 07:30 PM

agricultural, alan, alans, answer, answered, application, easy, farm, interview, interviewer, job, local, pretty, question, simple, spell, test, told, wallan, word, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2008 05:30 PM; by Wongo

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WOODIES JOKES

The Professor

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th May 2008 08:42 AM

95%, agreed, answered, confident, day, decided, easy, exam, exams, finals, flat, friends, home, missed, page, papers, party, prof, professor, question, quickly, result, separate, test, thinking, tyre, university, weekend, worth, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2008 05:27 PM; by echnidna

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WOODIES JOKES

Performing Searches

Started by WillyInBris, 4th May 2008 05:51 PM

answered, bloody, boards, commas, drink, drive, exact, forum, google, guys, homes, inverted, links, lot, manufactured, people, perform, performing, piss, post, posts, search, searches, suck, time, wording

Replies: 4
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2008 08:31 PM; by steven

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

THE Correct Answer

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th April 2008 01:48 PM

200, answer, answered, beers, bus, candidate, car, chance, correct, die, dream, drive, endings, friend, god, happy, keys, lady, life, love, mate, partner, pay, perfect, pub, run, saved, simply, stay, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 01:48 PM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

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WOODIES JOKES

New Apartment

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 01:04 PM

ages, animals, answered, apartment, behaved, children, earnestly, employed, family, manager, military, professionally, property, prospective, proudly, questions, residence, single-family, tenants, twelve, unit, usual, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 01:04 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Rudd's Mailbox

Started by Rodgera, 12th April 2008 07:57 AM

answered, box, closed, computer, door, expecting, house, kevin, letter, looked, mail, mailbox, minutes, neighbour, rudd, rudds, telling, times, watching

Replies: 2
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:02 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Another census.

Started by munruben, 9th April 2008 11:45 AM

age, ages, answered, census, daisy, door, form, hill, hills, knocked, ladys, maisy, miss, questions, refused, replied, snapped, taker, tells, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 08:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

Painting/electrical safety

Started by Vitamin K, 7th April 2008 03:29 PM

answered, apologies, cables, close, connection, dig, disconnect, electricity, electrocuted, finished, front, fry, insulation, intending, job, mad, missus, painting, painting or electrical, painting/electrical, pretty, rely, safety, supply, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 05:12 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
PAINTING

Helicopter down

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM

answered, cottage, dae, door, emergency, finally, flying, forced, hae, head, helicopter, island, knocked, landing, lost, luckily, macardle, mackay, mechanic, nae, nearby, pilot, power, remote, road, scottish, scratched, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Barry the salesman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, bit, bucket, calendar, cleaner, dirt, door, eat, electricity, front, home, job, lady, minute, months, pepper, personally, replied, salesman, salt, started, stole, strode, taste, threw, vacuum, week, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:34 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 09:04 PM; by graemet

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WOODIES JOKES

Applying a satin finish over gloss

Started by jumbuck, 23rd March 2008 07:51 AM

answered, applied, applying, bad, boards, carpet, coat, condition, cypress, finish, flat, floors, gloss, house, money, option, perfectly, polyurethane/estapol, purchasing, remove, removed, sanded, sanding, satin, scratches, search, spots, stain, stained, threads

Replies: 5
Views: 5,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:01 PM; by jumbuck

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

John the cannibal

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 05:21 PM

allan, answered, arrived, calendar, cannibal, centre, checkup, delicious, home, john, medical, months, munruben, persuaded, psychiatrist, stole, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 11:26 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Swimming problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2008 08:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, calendar, chrysler, fins, gliding, holiday, melbourne, months, outswim, pointer, problems, ray, reckon, replied, responded, royal, shark, shore, south, stole, swim, swimming, time, trouble, water, wave, white, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:45 AM; by pitbull

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WOODIES JOKES

Trying to beat the boss

Started by Rodgera, 7th February 2008 03:28 PM

advised, answered, beat, boss, cram, educating, effective, employee, forget, harping, head, keynote, main, peoples, product, raise, remember, repeat, repetition, replied, results, sales, sell, sir, technique, throats

Replies: 1
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 08:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

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WOODIES JOKES

Which wood for pool decking?

Started by coansha, 27th January 2008 03:34 PM

100km, 80m2, advice, answered, apologies, bit, concerns, coping, cost, damage, deck, decking, house, live, main, merbau, pool, poolside, salt, shoalhaven, south, splintering, stone, subjective, suitable, supplier, sydney, warping, water, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 3,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 01:13 PM; by Dr - 307

Forum:
DECKING

Best wood for decking

Started by swingdoctor, 2nd February 2008 12:24 AM

45-50sqm.the, advice, answered, building, called, composites, convinced, deck, decking, difficulty, fake, fijian, finding, guys, initially, issues, mahogany, maintainence, merbau, options, people, pretty, question, reading, timber, warping, wood, wood/plastic

Replies: 3
Views: 2,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:33 AM; by Dr - 307

Forum:
DECKING

Logical

Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM

20s, 40s, 60s, 80s, allan, answered, astonished, banker, careers, circus, director, diverse, explained, explaining, funeral, husbands, interviewer, logical, looked, married, money, preacher, proudly, ready, ringmaster, shed, short, smile, smiled, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Senior Questions Answered Here:

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th January 2008 10:44 AM

60+, afternoon, age, answered, antique, common, enter, fashionable, foreheads, front, glasses, memory, mirror, olds, past, people, questions, remark, remember, retrieving, senior, short, sleep, spotting, storage, stores, storing, time, walk, wrinkle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:19 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Time to wake up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 09:14 PM

add, allan, answered, anxiety, applicable, calendar, choice, day, doctor, dumps, grumpy, life, months, note, people, sleep, smile, start, stole, suffering, time, tired, wake, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 11:36 PM; by OLDPHART

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

First date

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 01:51 PM

allan, ankle, answered, bite, calendar, cruise, date, door, gibson, girl, lassie, masterful, mel, months, movie, neighbour, night, replied, resemble, romantic, star, stole, strong, tom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 01:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

John's neighbour at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:45 PM

allazn, answered, baby, calendar, demanded, enquired, father, friend, friends, john, johns, mate, mates, military, months, munruben, neighbour, overseas, recently, returned, ronnie, serving, stan, stole, surprised, wally, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:49 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Census taker

Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:32 AM

ages, answered, anythin, beth, billy, census, children, door, eighteen, farmhouse, fourteen, heck, hold, hundreds, jenny, knocked, les, penny, rural, sally, seth, sixteen, taker, time, times, twins, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 09:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

River boat question

Started by Wild Dingo, 7th December 2007 12:36 AM

$120, 2tsup, 50%, answered, bad, boat, build, clinker, detracts, discounted, easier, hell, outboard, pay, price, question, quoted, recently, river, roll, shes, sisters, site, son, sooooooooooo, sorta, swamp, thread, trifecta, wot

Replies: 4
Views: 7,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 05:21 PM; by Boatmik

Forum:
Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

Crook husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM

allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Beethoven joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th November 2007 07:49 PM

allan, answered, bach, beethoven, city, commemorative, decomposing, distracted, dying, european, funny, guide, hope, joke, low, noise, p.s, plaque, reading, response, scratching, sightseeing, time, tomb, tour, views, wheelin, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 08:48 AM; by echnidna

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WOODIES JOKES

Bull, cows and 'eifers

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd November 2007 07:09 PM

answered, arrived, bull, bus, called, chooks, cows, ducks, eifers, farm, farmer, home, john, meant, mum, munruben, repeated, school, shaken, shocked, told, wallen, wallens

Replies: 2
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 01:24 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another Christmas joke

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:21 PM

answered, approached, christmas, comrade, couple, dear, drop, fight, hit, insisted, joke, minor, night, nose, official, officially, party, quietly, rain, raining, red, replied, rudolph, russian, snow, snowing, walked, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 11:13 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mums Fridge

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:03 PM

answered, built, dad, dinner, door, explained, folks, fridge, gained, home, inside, lost, lovely, mom, mums, over-eat, perfectly, picture, pounds, refrigerator, remind, risque, scantily-clad, set, slender, table, taped, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:03 PM; by Gra

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Kitchen sink bench

Started by The General, 20th November 2007 06:05 PM

450mm, advance, answered, basically, bench, built, bunnings, called, decide, east, fits, ikea, importantly, join, kitchen, kitset, makes, melbournes, p.s, perfectly, question, reading, renovating, rest, sink, site, south, style, time, type

Replies: 3
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 11:27 PM; by renomart

Forum:
KITCHENS

teachers presents

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:43 PM

answered, bet, boy, candy, champagne, day, drop, finally, finger, flowers, gift, handed, held, kindergarten, leaking, liquor, owners, presents, puppy, replied, shook, shouted, son, store, tasted, teacher, teachers, tongue, touched, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 05:37 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

sketch up download

Started by Rhys Cooper, 6th November 2007 06:37 PM

answered, assignemnt, avaialbe, buthere, download, fussed, helpful, limewire, link, programme, rhys, searched, secth, sketch, trial, verison, version

Replies: 4
Views: 3,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 03:30 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
DESIGN & DESIGNING / GOOGLE SKETCHUP

Cordless Drills vs Impact Drivers? Help wanted.

Started by ComboSquare, 1st November 2007 11:03 AM

answered, bit, burrs, cheers, cordless, difference, drills, driver, drivers, driving, edit, fair, hiya, impact, investment, lol, lot, merbau, obsolete, pretty, question, read, screwing, screws, thread, tools, volt, wanted, workout, wothwhile

Replies: 9
Views: 3,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 09:05 AM; by Pusser

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

How long to lay jarrah flooring

Started by powellm, 26th October 2007 01:14 PM

1.7, 130m2, 4.4, 5.5, ??m2, answered, battens, bedroom, chasing, cheers, concrete, day, depend, expect, flooring, idea, jarrah, lay, linen, long, lot, main, matt, pantry, passage, post, pros, robes, rough, slab

Replies: 10
Views: 4,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2007 02:30 PM; by glock40sw

Forum:
FLOORING

A question from a bloke.

Started by Howdya do that, 15th October 2007 03:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answered, bloke, male, partner, question, share, shed

Replies: 25
Views: 4,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 04:13 PM; by kekemo

Forum:
WOOD WHISPERING WOMEN

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