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WIP home made table saw.

Started by weisyboy, 16th July 2008 07:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

45mm, anythin, ass, bandsaw, care, cut, decided, depth, dust, encourage, fine, finger, finish, gathering, gmc, home, limits, machinery, mounted, post, project, removed, sitting, stuff, table, tablesaw, whitch, wile, wip, woodworking

Replies: 17
Views: 6,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2008 01:47 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

Leigh Superjig 18

Started by Richard22jb, 5th August 2008 12:05 PM

adaptor, apposed, ass, buy, combo, concept, debate, dissapointed, documentation, drawings, earth, fitting, leigh, listed, measurments, odd, plat, plate, purchased, quality, r900, recieved, router, shiny, shot, superjig, tables, tight, usual, wisdom

Replies: 10
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 10:36 PM; by Cruzi

Forum:
ROUTING FORUM

A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too.

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:28 AM

9-year-old, argue, ass, attack, baseball, boy, call, called, chance, coach, continued, cooperation, curse, dumb, explain, game, grandmother, grandparents, lose, love, nodded, pecker-head, play, players, read, sportsmanship, team, umpire, understand, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:28 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

First Welding Project....

Started by StartedwithaTIG, 3rd July 2008 06:03 PM

add, advice, angles, ass, bench, bending, bracing, brick, counter, cut, doh, floor, hoping, legs, lenghts, materials, move, project, question, rest, sametime, seat, spot, square, tack, understand, weld, welding, wobbly, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 07:26 PM; by Stringy

Forum:
WELDING

Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A cut above

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:35 PM

angeles, ass, balls, brains, chimes, construction, cut, easiest, electricians, fourth, guts, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, left, los, observed, operate, patients, politicians, shut, spine, surgeon, understand, washington, workers, wrong, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:35 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A new priest at his first mass

Started by WoodJunky, 25th March 2008 09:35 PM

10we, 11when, ass, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, sip, slew, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:35 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ideal marriage

Started by munruben, 17th February 2008 03:23 PM

air, ass, bar, beer, bit, chunks, damned, dirty, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, honey, hors, husband, ice, ideal, kinds, lived, love, marriage, married, mug, oeuvres, pale, roll, story, sweet, tootsie, wife, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 03:44 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Woodwork Forum members

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:17 AM

allan, angrily, ass, bad, barbed, barry, boat, boyl, cap, driving, edge, fence, field, forum, forums, kick, lucky, mad, members, middle, pins, property, row, rowing, runs, sits, swim, wearing, woodwork, yells

Replies: 4
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:55 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Vodka & the priest

Started by MICKYG, 31st December 2007 02:12 PM

10we, 11when, 9when, ass, body.”, bread, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, don’t, eat, glass, hit, jesus, knocked, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, stoned, sunday, supper, vodka, “big, “take

Replies: 1
Views: 971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 02:40 PM; by scooter

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What do you do to prevent rust to your hand tools?

Started by jisk, 22nd September 2007 09:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, bit, blog, care, christopher, couple, curious, drenched, forumites, hand, hear, irons, method, pain, picked, planes, prevent, rag, recommended, removing, rust, rust-free, schwarz, slack, storage, system, tools, wd40, weeks, wiping

Replies: 26
Views: 15,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 08:32 PM; by kiwioutdoors

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Donkey x onion

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th August 2007 03:39 AM

ass, bring, cross, donkey, eared, eyes, onion, onions, piece, tears

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 07:20 AM; by mic-d

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Murphy strikes again, or, making an ASS out of U and ME

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th July 2007 11:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agree, ass, call, check, counter, cover, cut, cutout, distributor, doh, double, drive, expensive, hours, larger, line, lost, making, mick, murphy, phone, prevent, sink, staff, strikes, stuff, suggest, tapware, template, time

Replies: 15
Views: 3,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
KITCHENS

Buying Timber - what does this mean?

Started by jisk, 1st July 2007 09:25 PM

$1870m3, 1.5m, 140, 140@1.5, ass, buying, cheers, james, jarrah, k.d, length, packs, pieces, rough, sawn, select, shorts, timber, trip, understand, website, yard, yards

Replies: 4
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2007 10:00 PM; by jisk

Forum:
TIMBER

I find Boring Boring

Started by WillyInBris, 27th May 2007 05:16 PM

28units, action, ass, auger, bit, boring, continuous, doh, easer, forward, found, guys, hey, lathe, mills, moving, pain, pepper, production, push, pushing, remember, run, screw, stock, stopping, tail, thinking, total, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2007 05:15 AM; by Rance

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Maths: Converting Cubic Meter into (1000 L x 120 W x 25 H) boards

Started by thumbsucker, 16th May 2007 12:49 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$3300, $9.91, 1000, 120, 333, 333.2, 8.33, 8.33333333333, ass, board, boards, calculate, converting, correct, cubic, cut, figured, helpful, linear, maths, means, meter, price, pulling, simple, strong, timber, visualized, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 11,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2007 02:38 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

alcohol warnings

Started by black1, 25th April 2007 01:26 AM

2tsup, alcohol, ass, burns, consumption, continuum, create, forehead, gaps, inexplicable, kicked, knees, kung, lead, leading, lower, morning, mystical, people, powers, resulting, roll, rug, scary, sex, spitting, time, time-space, warning, warnings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 01:26 AM; by black1

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Merry Christmas to all you scumbags!!

Started by ozwinner, 4th December 2004 08:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

,what, agnostic, ass, bring, christmas, drink, hope, me.rolleyes, merry, religion, rolleyes, scumbags, selfs, spoils

Replies: 37
Views: 5,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 08:59 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

pedestal

Started by paul collins, 20th October 2006 01:54 PM

ass, boiled, book.it, closely.finished, coats, completed.got, crap, dull, gotta, imperial.i, it.rolleyes, life, linseed, looked, oil, oil.after, out.am, pain, pearmake, pedestal, pics, plans, post, satinproof, thin, though.confused, tung, turps, woodsmith/time

Replies: 7
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2006 06:14 PM; by TEEJAY

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Top Country Songs 2006

Started by Baz, 18th October 2006 07:51 PM

12.xxx, 2006, ass, bed, censored, chewed, country, day, fight, finger, friend, hard, lips, miserable, miss, night, phone, prison, ran, ring, shot, song, songs, tonight, ugly, wife, woke, women, xxx, zed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:51 AM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How To Save Your Ass

Started by benchdog, 25th August 2006 07:50 PM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, buried, buy, day, donkey, entered, fainted, farmer, free, headline, headlines, informed, lead, local, nun, paper, pastor, pastors, race, read, rid, run, save, sells, sold, wild, won

Replies: 5
Views: 2,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:11 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Riving Knife-want to make one for Jet Saw

Started by SwindonWoody, 3rd August 2006 05:13 PM

ass, bennefits, blade, boutem, buy, cabinet, change, clue, control, cuts, dave, fit, frankly, heard, jet, knife, knife-want, knifewant, make, ofem, pain, pics, pinching, plenty, read, retro, riving, safety, splitter/guard, thumbs

Replies: 3
Views: 2,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 03:42 PM; by SwindonWoody

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Use of the "F" word

Started by keith53, 3rd June 2006 10:35 PM

126, 1566, 1937, 1938, 1998, 2003, 4314, acceptable, amelia, ass, bill, ceiling, clinton, drum, earhart, elo, f#$k, f#$king, geez, hussein, mad, michelang, noah, pythagoras, roll, saddam, scattered, showers, sinking, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 04:20 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Spalted wood

Started by Hickory, 24th March 2006 01:40 PM

ass, assumed, bad, choice, coat, color, colors, darkend, dead, differences, dried, dust, effects, experience, extreme, intact, piece, plan, poly, pretty, question, regular, sanding, spalted, spalting, spores, suggestions, test, time, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 10:30 AM; by CHJ

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

A touchy feely monent

Started by MathewA, 4th October 2005 08:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admins, ass, basis, bunch, canadian, consistent, created, decended, fat, feely, folks, forever, forum, guided, internet, laughed, laughter, life, live, monent, move, murderers, neil, nicest, nurtured, pete, regret, sooner, thieves, touchy

Replies: 16
Views: 3,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 08:23 PM; by outback

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Giving more than 100%???

Started by Breslauer, 14th September 2005 11:58 AM

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, ass, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, certainty, close, conclude, giving, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, hard, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, life, makes, mathematical, meetings, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2005 11:58 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bye-bye

Started by Wongo, 21st July 2005 05:46 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

ass, assistants, attention, behave, bye-bye, byebye, california, cats, dearest, dizzyland, don’t, dwarfs, forum, friends, hard, holiday, kentucky, kiss, leave, location, love, meet, pay, secret, short, sleeping, snow, taking, visiting, weeks

Replies: 71
Views: 6,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 04:04 PM; by craigb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

random orbital sander

Started by spitnchips, 24th August 2005 07:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/4, appearing, ass, biting, cheap, coming, critisism, day, excess, feedback, final, fine, finish, garrentee, gmc, marks, medium, nasty, orbital, paper, random, round, sander, satisfaction, scoring, sheet, special, stop, syndrome, wrong

Replies: 25
Views: 4,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 08:34 PM; by Iain

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Little Old Ladie

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM

ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Smart **** Answers

Started by MajorPanic, 12th July 2005 06:03 PM

ahead, answer, answers, ass, boy, bridge, car, class, cop, driver, exam, excuses, family, finally, gas, hand, kid, knowingly, ran, replied, smart, smiles, stock, stopped, stuck, teacher, ticket, tomorrow, truck, turkeys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 06:59 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Bravery

Started by Iain, 27th May 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2005 10:11 AM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

from the arkives

Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM

,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 12:01 AM; by popawisky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Giving 100%

Started by Forest Gump, 18th May 2005 01:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2005 01:50 PM; by Forest Gump

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Prank with a time-delay fuse

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2005 09:50 PM

$ass, bill, canadian, corner, earth, empty, folds, forum, found, fraction, fuse, is/was, kick, laughing, lucky, piece, poking, prank, reminded, removing, repost, rest, robatoy, schmuck, taped, time, time-delay, timedelay, torn, wallet$

Replies: 11
Views: 3,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 11:34 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bring me a beer......

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM

ass, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, schidt, sighed, slave, started, starts, top, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Anigre toilet paper cabinet

Started by bat, 2nd February 2005 04:10 PM

anigre, ass, cabinet, nice, pain, paper, toilet

Replies: 6
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 01:45 PM; by bat

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Sales and Marketing

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:38 PM

america, arnold, ass, attorney, bed, breast, calls, climb, decides, fantastic, friend, friends, grabs, gropes, guy, handsome, houses, marketing, offended, party, passing, realize, sales, satisfy, schwarzenegger, shout, straighten, support, tech, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:38 PM; by DonN

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Letters to Santa - & replies

Started by AlexS, 16th December 2004 01:59 PM

ass, asses, billy, carrots, cocktail, dear, door, francis, house, jessica, left, letters, live, love, marky, milk, nice, replies, santa, sarah, silly, space, squeezing, susan, teddy, thomas, time, timmy, toys, waitresses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 02:04 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

100%

Started by Shaty40, 4th December 2004 10:12 AM

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 127%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, ass, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, certainty, close, conclude, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, hard, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, makes, mathematical, meetings, rest, tim, top

Replies: 1
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2004 11:30 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Bribie Pine?

Started by goodwoody, 12th November 2004 12:25 AM

accepted, ass, bribie, cypress, experience, family, gladly, groovers, pine, remarks, smart

Replies: 6
Views: 3,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2004 02:55 AM; by goodwoody

Forum:
TIMBER

donkey votes

Started by Rowan, 21st September 2004 09:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, called, cast, confused, correctly, donkey, electioin, invalid, mule, politicians, time, title, valid, vote, votes, voting

Replies: 23
Views: 4,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:53 PM; by adrian

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Friendship Chain Letter

Started by outback, 21st September 2004 05:33 PM

ass, body, bring, chain, closest, clumsy, depressed, fall, friend, friends, friendship, hell, horrible, laugh, letter, move, oath, pledge, promises, remember, sad, send, shovel, sick, speak, speaking, stay, till, true, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 09:07 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

Started by Munchkin, 12th August 2004 06:56 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2004 06:56 PM; by Munchkin

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Before it starts

Started by Driver, 26th May 2004 12:43 PM

ass, beer, bloke, blows, bring, brings, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favourite, finished, flop, home, iron, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sighs, sits, slave, start, started, starts, time, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 12:43 PM; by Driver

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The "f" Word:

Started by tyrone, 19th February 2004 09:54 PM

126, 1566, 1926, 1937, 1938, 1999, 2003, 4314, @#$%, @#$%ing, @%#^ing, acceptable, amelia, ass, bill, ceiling, clinton, drum, earhart, geez, hussein, mad, michelangelo, noah, pythagoras, roll, sadaam, scattered, showers, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2004 09:54 PM; by tyrone

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What do you get .....

Started by Eastie, 24th September 2003 11:23 AM

ass, brings, cross, donkey, ears, eyes, lucky, onion, piece, simply, tears, time, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2003 11:23 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

three surgeons.

Started by Gino, 2nd February 2003 10:45 PM

100, ago, alcohol, arguing, ass, attended, cocaine, cowboy, england, fingers, freight, gallon, hat, head-on, horse, horses, hour, miles, pianist, president, queen, reattached, recital, rode, santa, surgeons, ten, train, traveling, united

Replies: 5
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2003 06:29 PM; by fxst

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Green Blanks

Started by DarrylF, 11th November 2002 10:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, blank, blanks, bowls, burl, cracking, dry, drying, fairly, finished, green, hell, humidity, layers, lots, low, myrtle, nice, pain, roughed, spectacular, stop, thick, workshop, wrapped

Replies: 17
Views: 4,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2002 04:01 PM; by Sir Chiz

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

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