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Governmenttium!

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2006 05:51 PM

312, administratium, assistant, called, catalyzed, decay, deputy, element, exchange, formed, forming, governmentium, governmentiums, governmenttium, increase, isodopes, mass, money, morass, morons, neutrons, particles, peons, portion, quantity, reaction, reorganization, time, undergoes, years;

Replies: 2
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 03:32 PM; by Gra

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WOODIES JOKES

heres some

Started by Tonyz, 24th October 2006 10:14 PM

appendix, assistant, avery, blah, buddy, clerk, clothes, doctors, feeling, floor, guy, home, hospital, inflamed, jim, late, married, matchmaker, motorcycle, operated, paint, parakeet, patrolman, replies, rushed, service, sisters, ten, wife, workmen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:14 PM; by Tonyz

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WOODIES JOKES

My W/S assistant

Started by Flowboy, 9th August 2006 05:46 PM

assistant, cap, catalogues, couple, hard, hours, idea, pic, pics, reads, ready, relaxes, rob, size, stratocaster, toolbelt, w or s, w/s

Replies: 3
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 06:52 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NON WOODWORK

Irish sausages

Started by Phil Spencer, 28th July 2006 06:09 PM

american, assistant, bacon, bloke, bourbon, bunnings”, danish, danish?”, dog, german, hot, irish, irish?”, italian, i’m, jewish, looked, mexican, no”, sausage?”, sausages, self-indignation, shop, taco, wouldn’t, “and, “are, “if, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 06:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

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WOODIES JOKES

End Of An Era

Started by DPB, 30th June 2006 09:48 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 10:09 AM; by TritonJapan

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TRITON / GMC

Assistant assistance required

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th November 2005 01:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alkalines, assistance, assistant, batteries, battery, buy, car, cavemen, dust, features, frustrating, intuitive, life, lot, memory, mick, nicad, owned, pda, penlites, people, readily, rechargeable, remind, required, shockproofrolleyes, smart, technological, usb, water

Replies: 22
Views: 3,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2005 10:01 AM; by anthonyd

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Triton (and thanks)

Started by sb99, 31st October 2005 07:17 AM

$450, $550, 235mm, assistant, bag, belts, blades, bunnings, dropped, dust, email, glue, jaws, month, oil, people, phone, powered, resperators, router, saws, stand, steve, stuff, super, table, tables, triton, video, w/c

Replies: 11
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2005 09:48 PM; by Gumby

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Corporate management at its best

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 03:40 PM

accountable, administrative, assistant, budget, command, corporate, costs, created, cutback, department, hired, job, laid, legal, management, night, officer, officer;, operation, payroll, people, people;, person, secretary, section, studies, timekeeper, watchman, write

Replies: 3
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 08:41 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish story

Started by Dendot, 8th October 2005 08:49 PM

assistant, bacon, bunnings, chilli, danish, fellow, ham, irish, italian, mexican, packet, parma, sauce, sausages, shop, story, walks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 02:40 PM; by Daddles

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WOODIES JOKES

Extending dining tables - how did they ...

Started by jshaw, 17th December 2003 02:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

assistant, braces, confusedly, crawled, dining, direction, draw, extending, extra, fit, funny, head, ideas, john, legs, lower, measure, missing, pad, piece, plan, running, sales, size, sketch, sorted, tables, tape, time, top

Replies: 25
Views: 10,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:03 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

furniture displays @ v & a

Started by jow104, 1st July 2005 06:05 PM

access, albert, assistant, browse, click, collections, curator, date, dear, department, designer, displays, engine, fashion, furniture, homepage, images, key-word, listed, london, museum, object-type, reply, search, simply, sincerely, sir/madam, textiles, victoria, website

Replies: 2
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2005 06:50 PM; by jow104

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Lee Valley Appreciation Society, post #(lots)

Started by TassieKiwi, 16th June 2005 03:05 PM

#lots, 10/10, accept, apologies, appreciation, arrived, assistant, bloody, caused, contact, cooper, e-mail, feel, free, inconveniences, late, lee, lot, lucie, marvellous, post, questions, reach, robitaille, society, tools, tracking, valley, week, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2005 11:10 PM; by Caliban

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Frying pan none stick spray

Started by silky oak, 23rd April 2005 11:29 AM

,and, 400mm, assistant, bought, clogging, cooking, drum, frying, heard, pan, paper, pine, resin, segment, spray, stick, stop, told, wide

Replies: 1
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2005 11:52 AM; by journeyman Mick

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Giving The Bird

Started by Termite, 11th April 2005 10:15 AM

$4500.00, $82.50, anesthetist, assistant, bed, bird, bloody, break, cool, decide, doctor, eek, expensive, fees, finger, found, friday, giving, hospital, lose, moral, pocket, reach, screws, specialist, story, surgeon, surgery, theatre, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

hired a new shop assistant recently

Started by ryanarcher, 25th March 2005 03:43 PM

arabic, assistant, awesome, chair, day, explaining, finally, free, genius, happy, hired, hosting, intellectual, intricacies, linguistical, motor, photo, photobucket, plans, recently, red, rockers, running, shape, ship, shop, son, test, time, translating

Replies: 11
Views: 2,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2005 06:31 PM; by Tankstand

Forum:
ROGUES GALLERY

Shop assistants .... deeeerrr

Started by Tonyz, 19th March 2005 10:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acted, assistant, assistants, baby, bunnies, card, cash, charge, computer, credit, cry, dare, deeeerrr, finished, involved, listen, minutes, phoned, plays, pompously, poor, recently, shop, sods, staff, stero, supervisor, taking, tonto, trained

Replies: 16
Views: 2,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 02:20 PM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Cheap sash clamps

Started by Robert WA, 26th February 2005 08:50 PM

$14.95, $35, assistant, bunch, cheap, clamps, cordless, door, happy, hardware, heap, helped, home, huge, local, past, pick, rough, sale, sash, settled, shop, sign, square, started, straight, told, usual, walked, wandered

Replies: 1
Views: 2,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 12:27 PM; by cdm

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Great British Woodshop

Started by craigb, 17th March 2004 10:31 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, assistant, aware, british, channel, cipollone, continue, craig, defiently, definite, delay, emailed, enjoy, enquireing, great, hope, lifestyle, lifestylechannel, looked, obviosuly, plans, program, programming, promise, renée, series, suitability, watching, weeks, woodshop

Replies: 18
Views: 6,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2004 01:27 PM; by silentC

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

A Tale of 3 Benches

Started by Garrett in Cda, 24th October 2004 10:38 AM

assistant, bench, benches, birch, bit, cleat, coats, construction, couple, days, emmert, frames, holes, i’ll, laminated, laminating, legs, lines, maple, oak, piece, pieces, record, straight, stretcher, system, tale, top, veritas, vise

Replies: 4
Views: 2,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2004 02:21 AM; by Garrett in Cda

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Typical! (WARNING!!)

Started by Christopha, 24th September 2004 06:23 PM

arm, assistant, bottle, called, cherylyn, counter, david, fink, french, girls, innit, jones, ladies, moi, offers, perfume, pick, port, power, sample, shazza, smell, sniff, stage, store, takes, typical, viens, walk, warning

Replies: 4
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 09:05 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

SSSSStammer

Started by outback, 16th August 2004 08:37 PM

aaaaaa, aaabout, affirmative, answered, assistant, attentions, attracting, counter, ddddo, fffffffffff, ffffffffffff, hell, hhhave, hhhhhow, lad, manner, mybe, objects, oriented, pimply, sex, shop, ssssstammer, stammer, troubles, vvvvvv, woman, wwwwwwell, wwwwwwwell, yyyyyou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 08:37 PM; by outback

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WOODIES JOKES

Managerium.

Started by macca2, 13th July 2004 02:32 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 11:20 PM; by echnidna

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WOODIES JOKES

Bunnings - Good information on tools.

Started by Robert WA, 4th May 2003 06:56 PM

achieved, assistant, bit, brushes, bunnings, buy, cent, circular, display, experience, gear, good, guy, information, learned, plenty, pushy, quality, quoted, ratios, rpms, sale, saws, selling, spending, stuff, time, tool, tools, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 3,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2003 10:16 PM; by Driver

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Spray on glue - Bunnies

Started by Robert WA, 15th March 2003 06:20 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2003 10:33 PM; by Neil

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GLUE

File This

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:55 PM

assistant, bastard, buy, chs, city, counter, couple, customer, deside, file, handed, hardware, johnno, kilos, leaves, local, nails, purchased, replied, shop, smiled, sons, thatll, waited, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 10:55 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

New Element

Started by Iain, 15th October 2002 04:54 PM

312, administratium, assistant, called, characteristic, concentration, critical, decay, deputy, element, half-life, hypothetical, isodopes, leads, mass, morass, morons, neutrons, normal, particles, portion, quantity, reaction, referred, reorganization, scientists, speculate, time, undergoes, years;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:28 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Cough syrup

Started by Eastie, 3rd October 2002 10:30 AM

afraid, arrives, assistant, bottle, cough, entire, front, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, late, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, pharmacy, pharmasist, replies, shop, syrup, treat, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 10:53 AM; by Tim the Timber Turner

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WOODIES JOKES

Blonde

Started by Baz, 2nd June 2002 10:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2002 10:06 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

Blondes

Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:29 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:29 PM; by Richard Casey

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WOODIES JOKES

Bunnies, again

Started by Iain, 31st August 2001 10:18 AM

assistant, bunnies, compare, dedicated, delta, dropped, hour, jet, killing, lines, market, money, offer, real, respectable, saws, superior, system, table, thinking, told, triton, upgrade, waste, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 2,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2001 08:14 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

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Governmenttium!

heres some

My W/S assistant

Irish sausages

End Of An Era

Assistant assistance required

Triton (and thanks)

Corporate management at its best

Irish story

Extending dining tables - how did they ...

furniture displays @ v & a

Lee Valley Appreciation Society, post #(lots)

Frying pan none stick spray

Giving The Bird

hired a new shop assistant recently

Shop assistants .... deeeerrr

Cheap sash clamps

Great British Woodshop

A Tale of 3 Benches

Typical! (WARNING!!)

SSSSStammer

Managerium.

Bunnings - Good information on tools.

Spray on glue - Bunnies

File This

New Element

Cough syrup

Blonde

Blondes

Bunnies, again