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Southern Grannies

Started by Bushmiller, 18th February 2014 11:49 PM

attorney, bench, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, defense, died, drinking, electric, entire, grannies, idiots, jones, knowing, law, lazy, mention, normal, quiet, replied, send, southern, stunned, voice, wife, women, worst, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2014 09:47 AM; by rwbuild

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Robo and the taxman

Started by MBM888, 6th June 2013 11:00 PM

attorney, auditor, auditors, bet, bite, bites, blind, dentures, dollars, drops, eye, glass, grand, jaw, lost, moment, nervous, office, realizes, removes, robo, robo’s, starts, stunned, takes, tax, taxman, thousand, wagered, witness

Replies: 6
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2013 10:53 PM; by doug3030

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Crux of the Matter

Started by Rodgera, 28th March 2013 10:56 AM

attorney, court, crux, district, easy, elicit, federal, finally, honor, hour, information, judge, lawyer, matter, paid, prominent, prompted, question, replied, response, sitting, times, unsuccessfully, watching, witness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 11:11 AM; by Mutawintji

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We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

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Lawyer Fees

Started by Rodgera, 3rd January 2012 12:19 PM

acidly, attorney, bill, called, client, compensate, difficult, dollar, dollars, fee, fees, five-hundred, friend, handed, handled, happy, hundred, law, lawyer, looked, one-thousand, outcome, removed, replaced, services, smile, snapped, successfully, wallet, wealthy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2012 01:11 PM; by The Bleeder

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Short and Stout

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2011 10:21 AM

admit, ago, armed, attorney, b.i.l, describe, extra, fat, person, pounds, prosecuting, questioning, replied, robbery, short, stout, town, victorian, witness

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Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2011 08:03 PM; by Woodkid

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Potential Juror

Started by Rodgera, 18th February 2011 12:21 PM

acting, answering, approach, assault-and-battery, attorney, courtroom, defendant, defense, drama, english, excused, grammar, guess, juror, mugged, potential, prosecutor, questions, quipped, responded, shot, sitting, teach, teacher, theatre, victim, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2011 09:15 AM; by AlexHW

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Call to the Governor

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2010 12:18 PM

agreed, assistant, attorney, begged, cajoling, call, died, emergency, exclaimed, funeral, governor, governors, grumbled, home, judge, lawyer, mansion, midnight, morning, phoned, pierson, replied, shortly, talk, wait, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2010 10:59 AM; by chrisb691

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Duck by all means

Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM

attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM; by joe greiner

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Telcos: can't live with them, can't live without them

Started by artme, 8th December 2009 10:15 PM

$369, attorney, breach, call, cancel, charging, company, complaint, connected, connection, contacted, contract, decide, engine, explained, finally, friend, instruct, invited, live, ombudsman, power, refused, request, scoundrels, service, son, supply, telcos, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2009 12:52 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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Poisoned Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2009 05:01 PM

accused, attorney, bit, breakfast, coffee, cup, defense, drink, feel, husband, moment, pity, poison, poisoned, poisoning, prompted, replied, sat, slightest, stand, table, watched, witness, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mafia bookeeper

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2008 01:59 PM

attorney, backyard, bookeeper, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, brown, bucks, buried, deaf, enzos, godfather, guts, hell, kill, language, mafia, million, money, pistol, pull, pulls, queens, replies, sign, signs, talking, tells, temple, trigger, whatd

Replies: 2
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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The duck and the lawyer

Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM; by WoodJunky

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Rules for hunting lawyers

Started by Ozkaban, 1st October 2008 09:19 AM

attorney, attorneys, bag, department, disguise, drug, elected, felony, government, harvest, health, hospitals, hunt, hunter, hunting, illegal, lawyers, limits, mounted, prohibited, purpose, rabies, reporter, rules, stuffed, unlawful, vehicle, vermin, washington, yards

Replies: 3
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2008 11:32 AM; by groverwa

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On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

attorney, bad, broad, business, car, copper, country, court, creamed, dead, defense, ditch, dog, driving, farm, feeling, hogs, hurt, life, looked, pullin, real, road, semi, shot, sided, suddenly, time, trailer, truck

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Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

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Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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Laughter In Court II

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th February 2008 12:17 PM

8.30pm, affect, attorney, autopsy, body, court, dead, death, denton, examined, forget, forgotten, huh, kiddin, laughter, marriage, memory, qualified, question, recall, sample, sitting, started, suppose, table, terminated, time, urine, witness, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 12:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

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A Heart is Required

Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:48 AM

attack, attorney, attorneys, belongs, bleeding, brought, choose, decision, doctor, heart, hearts, hospital, live, luck, mikewink, quickly, required, responds, runs, social, tells, transplant, wait, worker, workers

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Views: 975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 09:48 AM; by MICKYG

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Brain Dead

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:04 AM

attorney, brain, breathing, certificate, check, coroner, cross-examining, dead, death, defense, desk, guess, heart, jar, law, listen, mans, murder, practicing, pulse, signed, sitting, somewhere.rollrollroll, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 12:05 PM; by bobsreturn2003

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A scary read

Started by DonN, 17th October 2000 05:52 AM

1992, 1994, arkansas, attorney, clinton, clintons, commerce, crash, dead, death, died, drug, ferguson, found, fund, gunshot, head, house, july, mena, plane, raiser, read, reported, ruled, scary, suicide, white, willey, wound

Replies: 7
Views: 2,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 03:26 PM; by rrich

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Laughter in court

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th September 2007 06:37 AM

attend, attorney, autopsies, bar, beard, court, dead, describe, doctor, exam, female, gear, guess, height, individual, laughter, lie, male, medium, morning, oral, pass, people, performed, rephrase, responses, school, stand, true, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 06:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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is this for real???????

Started by urban-wombat, 20th July 2006 08:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, ago, aol, attorney, bailey, beta, bill, charles, charles_bailey@csx.com, check, contacted, days, e-mail, forward, forwarding, friends, gates, internet, law, manager, microsoft, paid, pay, person, real, received, receiving, test, time, weeks

Replies: 20
Views: 4,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2006 06:37 PM; by echnidna

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Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

Started by Jack Plane, 26th June 2006 03:13 PM

answer, attorney, called, elderly, grand, lawyers, motherly, prepared, prosecuting, question, small-town, southern, stand., trial, witness, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 06:02 PM; by ss_11000

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American Lawyers

Started by Ashore, 6th May 2006 09:39 PM

affect, alive, american, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, check, court, courts, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, lawyers, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, sitting, son, taking, terminated, time, voodoo, witness, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:32 PM; by DanP

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duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

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only in america

Started by Tonyz, 24th January 2006 11:39 AM

america, arrested, ask?rolleyes, attorney, caleb, chest, confused, county, district, father, ground, hitting, kackstetter, klamath, knocked, leg, missed, multiple, officer, passenger, police, prosthetic, removed, report, situation, son, threw, times, trooper, vehicle

Replies: 14
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2006 08:34 PM; by stevebaby

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Disorder in the Court

Started by Barry_White, 13th November 2005 09:25 AM

alive, appearance, attorney, autopsy, blood, brain, breathing, check, court, death, deposition, desk, disorder, doctor, dress, jar, law, marriage, morning, notice, patient, performed, practicing, pressure, pulse, pursuant, sitting, susan, terminated, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 10:11 PM; by boban

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When you grow old...

Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM

1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM; by AlexS

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Solicitors...

Started by silentC, 22nd February 2005 02:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accept, agent, agreed, arranged, attorney, authority, behalf, blood, contract, estate, executed, fro-ing, funniest, heard, hee, house, perth, power, purchasers, real, recently, relative, sell, sign, signature, similar, solicitor, solicitors, summarise, to-ing

Replies: 19
Views: 2,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 04:28 PM; by Iain

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Sales and Marketing

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:38 PM

america, arnold, ass, attorney, bed, breast, calls, climb, decides, fantastic, friend, friends, grabs, gropes, guy, handsome, houses, marketing, offended, party, passing, realize, sales, satisfy, schwarzenegger, shout, straighten, support, tech, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:38 PM; by DonN

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Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

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Godfather's Lawyer

Started by Bob Willson, 31st May 2004 06:29 PM

accompanied, accountant, attorney, backyard, brown, bucks, cocks, damn, embezzled, godfather, guts, hell, hidden, interpret, interprets, interrupts, lawyer, mafia, millimeter, million, money, pistol, pull, shed, signs, suitcase, talking, temple, trigger, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2004 06:29 PM; by Bob Willson

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lawyers-hunting rules

Started by cliff cook, 31st May 2002 11:48 PM

370.09, accident, ambulance, attorney, attorneys, chiropractor, clubs, disguise, harvest, hunt, hunter, hunting, kill, lawyershunting, license, marks, motor, physician, possess, prohibited, purposes, reporter, rules, tax, trap, unlawful, vehicle, victim, wear, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2002 10:43 PM; by soundman

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Justifiable Homicide

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2001 08:53 PM

alive, attorney, defence, edited, excited.i, feel, feeling, happened, homicide, john, june, justifiable, legs, message, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, saxton, spicey, spread, stop, woman, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 08:53 PM; by John Saxton

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Blonde

Started by Iain, 4th June 2001 08:33 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2001 08:33 AM; by Iain

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One For the Farmers!

Started by Shane Watson, 14th March 2000 05:53 PM

140, 430, acres, attorney, attorneys, beat, church, conversation, day-voices, deere, divorce, exasperated, farmer, farmers, file, finally, grounds, grudge, interview, john, meaningful, office, park, sir, suit, understand, walked, wear, wife, yea

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2000 05:53 PM; by Shane Watson

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Southern Grannies

Robo and the taxman

Crux of the Matter

We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Lawyer Fees

Short and Stout

Potential Juror

Call to the Governor

Duck by all means

Telcos: can't live with them, can't live without them

Poisoned Coffee

Mafia bookeeper

The duck and the lawyer

Rules for hunting lawyers

On the road

Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Laughter In Court II

A Heart is Required

Brain Dead

A scary read

Laughter in court

is this for real???????

Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

American Lawyers

duck hunting

only in america

Disorder in the Court

When you grow old...

Solicitors...

Sales and Marketing

Lawyers

Godfather's Lawyer

lawyers-hunting rules

Justifiable Homicide

Blonde

One For the Farmers!