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A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM

admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Stewie D

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WOODIES JOKES

Made a donkey out of him

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2013 10:00 AM

allan, aye, bit, blinking, call, care, day, dead, donkey, eyelid, father, front, fun, impression, jones, kin, lads, lawn, matter, notify, obliged, omalley, oyer, people, reason, replied, sergeant, tis, true, wag

Replies: 1
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2013 04:39 PM; by Scott

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WOODIES JOKES

Blood bros

Started by rwbuild, 26th November 2012 04:19 AM

arab, aye, blood, box, bros, card, chocolates, donate, finally, generous, happy, laddie, life, nice, phoned, quality, replied, save, scotsman, scottish, shocked, street, surgery, surprised, thank-you, time, type, urgent, veins, worldwide

Replies: 1
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2012 09:46 PM; by Jonzjob

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WOODIES JOKES

Blood transfusion

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM

admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

ah Yeah G'Day howzitgoingalright?

Started by kiwikeitho, 12th January 2012 08:17 AM

action, aye, fullas, gander, gday, house, howzitgoingalright, ideas, kiwi, learn, missus, plans, popping, putting, reckon, squiz, start, stuff, time, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2012 11:42 PM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

not bad for a first year apprentice aye

Started by the fabricator, 23rd December 2011 10:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 17
Views: 4,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2011 04:47 PM; by pmcgee

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METALWORK FORUM

as the handle suggests

Started by ivorytickler, 9th May 2011 12:49 PM

awl, aye, behave, cheers, eastern, europe, gidday, handle, industry, music, seaboard, suggests, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2011 06:04 PM; by ivorytickler

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Irish burial at sea

Started by wheelinround, 12th November 2009 01:36 PM

aye, bit, burial, chest, deep, dis, disllnevado, enuff, fer, gettinghimself, hand, immediately, irish, mick, onceagain, paddy, poor, row, sea, seamus, shovel, slips, suddenly, surface, tink, tis, uncle, water, yer

Replies: 3
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 10:34 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

the sand pile

Started by dennford, 31st July 2009 11:10 AM

angry, aye, bloke, boot, chairge, charge, chinese, coulda, couldna, disappeared, finda, foreman, gadgie, gent, guy, italian, laddie, leaps, left, nae, pile, replies, sand, scotsman, shoovel, shovel, storms, supplies, told, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 03:50 PM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

g'day

Started by skyhawk, 15th April 2009 06:33 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2009 01:50 AM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

New blades from old

Started by springwater, 16th March 2009 11:11 PM

20mm, again.2tsup, amount, aye, bed, bits, blade, blades, block, chip, contraption, couple, cutting, einstein, hey, highly, hold, jollies, pin, pinned, ply, presto, raised, rolleyes, scrap, sharp, sort, stroke, suit, teeth

Replies: 5
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2009 07:23 AM; by ittysmay

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SCROLLERS FORUM

Two Farmers

Started by fenderbelly, 29th November 2008 09:22 AM

amazin, aye, bar, classes, div, drinking, english, family, farmers, femily, fits, garden, hae, heterosexual, history, hiv, house, huv, jist, lecturer, logic, logically, nae, oot, rab, sitting, strimmer, tam, wife, wrang

Replies: 2
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2008 06:15 AM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

Aarrrrrrrrrr

Started by soundman, 19th September 2008 03:26 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 08:11 AM; by Stevenp

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Going To South Africa...I Need Some Help

Started by ss_11000, 26th May 2008 12:20 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

africa, africai, allowance, aye, bought, bring, charged, coming, country, customs, day, drinks, duty, finished, flights, food, free, hockey, international, local, market, onboard, pay, products, questions, reason, south, tax, tour, wood

Replies: 40
Views: 7,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2008 04:30 PM; by ss_11000

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TRAVEL

Adios

Started by coogzilla, 21st May 2008 10:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adios, apologies, aye, coogs, mik, pics, post

Replies: 18
Views: 3,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 04:17 AM; by coogzilla

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Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

Irish logic

Started by wheelinround, 5th May 2008 04:34 PM

aye, care, couple, day, dead, father, front, irish, jackass, jones, kin, lads, lawn, logic, lying, matter, moment, notify, obliged, omalley, people, replied, send, sergeant, smirk, texas, tis, true, wit, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:38 PM; by Claw Hama

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WOODIES JOKES

candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Burial

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th March 2008 04:26 PM

aye, bit, breaks, burial, chest, deep, dis, disappears, dissll, enuff, fer, hand, immediately, irish, mick, neva, paddy, row, rowing, seamus, shovel, slips, suddenly, surface, time, tink, tis, water, worried, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:02 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

The Rip in the Fabric of the Universe ...

Started by Driver, 23rd December 2004 04:30 PM

81 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 81

aye, boy, bring, cabin, called, captain, distinctly, evil, fabric, horizon, leer, low, mind, night, north-east, portside, prowling, quarter, quarterdeck, quartermaster, quoth, rip, seaman, send, sir, staines, steer, universe, windward, wondering

Replies: 1,203
Views: 139,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:01 AM; by RETIRED

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A Woodies Yarn

Normal Woodworkers - anyone find this?

Started by havenoideaatall, 13th September 2007 10:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahem, aye, blissfully, bloke, continues, crop, days, equipped, fantastic, feel, festool, forums, gear, gmc, knowledge, learnt, makes, means, multitude, normal, spends, stuff, subjects, tablesaw, tested, track, triton, true, well-worn, woodworkers

Replies: 18
Views: 2,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 04:38 PM; by Frank&Earnest

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

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WOODIES JOKES

Aye it be...

Started by Wild Dingo, 19th December 2006 02:07 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anniversary, awhile, aye, beard, brush, brushing, bunches, button, camera, chissy, cool, curls, day, decided, drool, father, flamin, fortunately, hair, knots, mobs, oughta, push, remember, rolleyes, sheilas, sodding, sooner, sooooo, yeah

Replies: 17
Views: 6,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 11:12 AM; by echnidna

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ROGUES GALLERY

Pennies

Started by Phil Spencer, 1st November 2006 08:25 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:25 AM; by Phil Spencer

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WOODIES JOKES

How times have changed

Started by Breslauer, 24th January 2006 01:30 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:50 PM; by Termite

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WOODIES JOKES

Had me in stitches

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:44 PM

angus, aye, bent, bite, blackened, button, canna, dishpan, doon, door, eye, falling, fine, fly, god, goin, hands, happened, lady, macdonald, nose, pants, sew, stairs, stitches, thread, told, walked, walking, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:44 PM; by Christopha

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM

aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:45 AM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

Penny for your thoughts

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 03:26 PM

aboot, angus, anticipation, aye, bit, blush, blushed, brow, dae, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, lad, lass, leaned, lip, loch, looked, minutes, nae, penny, serious, spoke, thinkin, thoughts, time, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 03:26 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

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WOODIES JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 19 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 19th June 2004 09:49 PM

21st, angle, annular, aye, board/timber, called, cut, deg.with, evening, form, friends, imagine, june, log, lumber, monday, quiz, quiz;, respectfully, rings, softwood, start, starts, summer, surface, winter, wood, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2004 10:38 AM; by Ralph Jones

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Paddy & Mick

Started by Jim Carroll, 15th November 1999 10:28 PM

answers, aye, door, head, home, knock, mick, missus, night, noticed, paddy, road, road.paddy, shaun, shauns, sitting, taller, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 2,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 1999 12:05 AM; by bobmundy

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WOODIES JOKES

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A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Made a donkey out of him

Blood bros

Blood transfusion

ah Yeah G'Day howzitgoingalright?

not bad for a first year apprentice aye

as the handle suggests

Irish burial at sea

The dying Scotsman

the sand pile

g'day

New blades from old

Two Farmers

Aarrrrrrrrrr

Going To South Africa...I Need Some Help

Adios

Irish logic

candels

Irish Burial

The Rip in the Fabric of the Universe ...

Normal Woodworkers - anyone find this?

Why men oversleep

Aye it be...

Pennies

How times have changed

Had me in stitches

Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Penny for your thoughts

Irish Toast

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 19 June 04

Irish toast

Paddy & Mick