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Cookied Bacon smells like pigs!!

Started by artme, 26th December 2014 08:11 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 5,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2014 09:39 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
COOKING

a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 08:48 PM

bacon, breath, bush, close, corny, crawling, cured, deed, desert, dying, ees, forget, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, meerage, miamigo, mortally, pepe, pork, saved, smell, sock, staggers, suddenly, tree, warns, wounded

Replies: 0
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

upside down quiche/ impossible pie

Started by fenderbelly, 14th February 2014 12:09 AM

amount, and/or, bacon, bake, butter, cheese, chips, chopped, cup, dish, eaten, fried, grated, grease, hot, impossible, middle, milk, minutes, mix, or1/2, pie, pour, quiche or, salad, sliced, spoons, tbl, tomato, upside

Replies: 9
Views: 5,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2014 04:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
COOKING

ice cream

Started by gms002a, 28th October 2013 03:49 PM

bacon, bowl, chair, couple, cream, eggs, forget, goodness, hands, ice, irritated, kitchen, minutes, moment, night, nineties, physically, plate, remember, returns, sake, stares, strawberries, tells, toast, toddles, watching, whipped, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2013 03:49 PM; by gms002a

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Stuffed Pumpkin

Started by Foo, 16th February 2013 09:41 AM

180c, 200-500gr, 440gr, 50min, 70min, bacon, cheese, chorizio, cook, cooked, corn, creamed, depending, deseeded, foo, ingredients, jap, mushrooms, onions, oven, pan, partly, pumkin, pumpkin, sausage, shovel, size.cool, stuffed, throw, tin

Replies: 0
Views: 2,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 09:41 AM; by Foo

Forum:
COOKING

Senile??NO way, not me

Started by Breslau, 9th January 2013 02:14 PM

ate, bacon, bit, bring, chocolate, coming, cream, deal, eggs, evening, forgetful, forgot, hah, hard, hey, icecream, kitchen, minutes, plate, remember, senile??no, senileno, syrup, toast, top, topping, twenty, whipped, wife, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2013 03:29 AM; by Breslau

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Impossible Pie

Started by fenderbelly, 28th November 2012 04:48 PM

added, bacon, brown, check, cooked, cooking, crust, cup, delicious, dish, easy, effort, forms, grated, impossible, leaf, leaves, minutes, mix, oregano, past, pie, prefer, slightly, start, times, title, todays, tomato, uncooked

Replies: 2
Views: 2,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2012 07:39 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
COOKING

Best tool ever

Started by Mrs Woodpecker, 16th March 2012 08:09 PM

bacon, cheers, christmas, husband, mandrel, pens, reckon, saved, saver, shirley, tool, uneven

Replies: 8
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2012 02:52 PM; by cookie48

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

The Truck stop

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2010 11:03 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2010 11:07 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Breakfast Out

Started by Rodgera, 9th December 2009 07:06 PM

$1.99, bacon, baked, breakfast, browns, cake, carte, cents, charge, dollars, eggs, forty-nine, hash, home, incredulously, munruben, pay, raw, replied, restaurant, shell, sounds, special, taking, toast, waitress, warned, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:33 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another variation of the documents box

Started by detfall, 14th November 2009 09:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bacon, book, bookshelf, box, documents, dry, exterior, finish, fortunately, front, glitter, idea, matched, process, puzzle, rind.~, shellack, shelves, steel, times, total, treatment, variation, veneer, veneered, veneering, view, wax, wood, wool

Replies: 17
Views: 3,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2009 08:44 AM; by detfall

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Going Bush

Started by rod1949, 26th August 2009 10:23 AM

absolute, b/day, bacon, bbq, beer, bluff, bread, breakfasts, bush, crisp, day, days, decided, dooling, east, eggs, faye, fried, magic, meteroite, nights, plate, september, skys, stuff, sunny, thin, tomatoes, wifes, wrapped

Replies: 5
Views: 2,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 10:55 PM; by Buzza

Forum:
MOTOR HOMES, CARAVANS & CAMPING

Making holes in steel...with bacon!

Started by Master Splinter, 17th April 2009 09:44 PM

"mad, bacon, book, breadstick, cucumber, cut, death, flaming, grays, hole, holes, lance, making, metalworkers, oxy, science", steel, steelwith, strictly, tank, theo, vegan, version, welding, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2009 06:48 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WELDING

Inverter welding: Some observations/questions

Started by buildersboy, 10th March 2009 03:45 PM

appreciated, arc, bacon, bunnbunns, comments, crackle, easier, fine, flare, frying, greatly, hot, hotter, inverter, inverters, length, low, observations or questions, pieces, red, smooth, sound, sounds, stick, strike, weld, welded, welder, welding, welds

Replies: 5
Views: 6,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 12:12 AM; by HazzaB

Forum:
WELDING

My new lathe AND the first thing I turned!

Started by Eldanos of KDM, 31st March 2009 09:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appreciated-, bacon, cabinet, cat, chisel, complete, crappy, cut, dog, doo, elu, fence, grandads, handle, hardwood, ideas, jarrah, lathe, mates, night, piece, ply, post, redgum, rip, shed, thing, timber, turned, ward

Replies: 17
Views: 3,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 10:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Scented Candles for Men

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2009 03:07 PM

ammonia, arc, bacon, bass, burning, candles, caught, chainsaw, dirt, dog, exhaust, fertilizer, foods, freshly, fried, frying, grass, gunpowder, interior, leaves, light, lot, men, ozone, paint, scented, smoke, time, wet, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 08:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Bacon Tree

Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded

Replies: 3
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bella’s Meatloaf

Started by Phil Spencer, 7th June 2008 03:27 PM

150, 250g, bacon, bake, bella’s, carrot, cold, cooked, cup, deg, diced, dish, dog, eggs, eucanubra, finely, grate, hour, ingredients, love, meat, meatloaf, mix, piece, pumpkin, rashers, rice, salt, sausage, teaspoon

Replies: 4
Views: 2,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2008 01:19 AM; by Buzza

Forum:
COOKING

irish sausages

Started by kmthor, 12th June 2008 09:32 AM

assistant, bacon, bratwurst, bunnings, bursting, conceded, counter, danish, demanded, french, frogs, gear, german, hot, indignantly, indignation, irish, irishman, italian, legs, logic, looked, replied, righteous, sausage, sausages, steps, theme, walking, warming

Replies: 5
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 05:37 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Deep fried bacon?

Started by ozwinner, 30th June 2007 06:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bacon, bought, breakfast, deep, fat, fried, fry, fryer, gift, head, healthiness, low, morning, myers, night, oil, olive, started, stuff, viewer, voucher, wheels, wondered

Replies: 40
Views: 7,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:12 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
COOKING

Phil’s Lamb Goulash Soup

Started by Phil Spencer, 23rd June 2007 08:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, add, bacon, cavateli, chicken, chilli, chopped, cover, cup, diced, flakes, garlic, gnocchi, goulash, gram, lamb, onions, paste, phil’s, salt, sauce, simmer, soup, stock, tomato, tomatoes, tsp, unpeeled, vegetables, worcestershire

Replies: 15
Views: 4,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 12:22 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
COOKING

Lamb, Mushroom and Guinness Pie

Started by Phil Spencer, 8th July 2007 03:54 PM

add, bacon, brown, carrots, cook, cool, cover, diced, filling, flour, guinness, lamb, meat, minutes, mushroom, mushrooms, paste, pastry, pepper, pie, pot, salt, season, shallots, spoons, sugar, table, teaspoon, thyme, tomato

Replies: 3
Views: 5,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 08:19 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
COOKING

well i'll be!!! who likes pork ?

Started by Zed, 2nd June 2007 06:11 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 10:45 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Phil's Meat Loaf and Fruit Cake

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2007 09:53 AM

500g, bacon, bake, butter, cake, cherries, cup, eggs, fruit, half, ingredients, line, loaf, meat, meatloaf, mix, mixed, onion, packet, phil, sauce, slurp, softened, soup, teaspoon, times, tin, tomato, variations, vegetable

Replies: 1
Views: 2,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2007 10:40 PM; by Jedo_03

Forum:
COOKING

Delaminating Banjo Neck

Started by Tom Tyler, 13th April 2007 05:44 PM

1923, bacon, banjo, bell, day, delaminating, email, fixed, forums, glue, glued, ideas, instrument, laminate, laminations, neck, photos, playable, rod, silver, slowly, steel, tenor, tom, truss, tyler, understand, unusula, usa, worse

Replies: 3
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2007 12:44 PM; by MICKYG

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Spray Transfer??

Started by hux, 22nd February 2007 05:40 PM

.9mm, 220, afternoon, arc, argon/blends, argoshield, bacon, bottle, fantastic, forum, heck, hiss, initiate, kinds, light, makes, matter, migomag, noise, nose, novice, picked, quick, sizzling, spray, test, transfer, welder, welds, wire

Replies: 3
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2007 08:34 AM; by Grahame Collins

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

What's for breakfast

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 08:42 AM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Right! I give up.

Started by rgum, 20th October 2006 08:40 PM

bacon, breakwater, cheers, cook, cruel, eat, egss, fish, fishing, gawwwddd, happy, lot, nahhhhhh, portland, rods, straight, time, tony, vic, wait, watch, whilst, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 08:40 PM; by rgum

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Serious Table Saw

Started by warmtone, 28th August 2006 10:27 PM

$1900, arm, bacon, blade, brass, cheaper, deliver, dewalt, diligence, domino, due, enthusiastic, forum, jet, lignum, melbourne, minus, pays, purchased, radial, serious, shelling, sliding, supersaw, table, time, tools, upgrade, wandering, woodwork

Replies: 13
Views: 2,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 11:39 PM; by warmtone

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Irish sausages

Started by Phil Spencer, 28th July 2006 06:09 PM

american, assistant, bacon, bloke, bourbon, bunnings”, danish, danish?”, dog, german, hot, irish, irish?”, italian, i’m, jewish, looked, mexican, no”, sausage?”, sausages, self-indignation, shop, taco, wouldn’t, “and, “are, “if, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 06:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New Rear Deck

Started by Gumby, 22nd April 2006 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bacon, blonde, bottom, brunette, deck, eggs, extend, finish, fussy, nice, oil, paint, pic, pics, project, rails, rear, reason, red, roasts, roof, sitting, spa, sunday, time, top, view, webber, week, woodwork

Replies: 17
Views: 3,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2006 06:09 PM; by jow104

Forum:
DECKING

Fattest man in the UK

Started by Iain, 23rd March 2006 09:08 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

afford, ago, bacon, beer, bloke, brekky, celebrating, couple, drink, eat, eats, elses, entire, fattest, fried, leftovers, man, menu, night, nights, people, pints, potatoes, sausages, sounds, stone, tube, unemployed, watch, weighs

Replies: 35
Views: 3,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 08:54 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Single woman

Started by normell, 6th December 2005 05:52 PM

absolutely, bacon, belt, cashier, coffee, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, head, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, lettuce, litre, looked, marital, orange, pack, proclamation, replied, selections, single, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 07:21 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Irish story

Started by Dendot, 8th October 2005 08:49 PM

assistant, bacon, bunnings, chilli, danish, fellow, ham, irish, italian, mexican, packet, parma, sauce, sausages, shop, story, walks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 02:40 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A different type of tree - very clean joke

Started by Wood Borer, 24th June 2005 12:49 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, clean, close, closely, deed, desert, donforget, dying, ees, eet, gun, ham, hear, joke, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, pepe, races, smeell, smell, sudden, tree, type, warn

Replies: 6
Views: 2,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:50 PM; by outback

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Phil’s Meatloaf & Fruit Cake

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 09:08 PM

500g, approximately, bacon, basic, basically, cake, cup, drain, eat, fat, favourite, fruit, grated, half, hour, loaf, meat, meatloaf, mix, onion, packet, phil’s, sauce, slurp, soup, sweet, times, tomato, variations, vegetable

Replies: 12
Views: 2,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2005 09:48 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM

bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 09:32 AM; by FAB

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Wooden Eggs

Started by S Hayward, 23rd April 2001 07:13 PM

advance, aussie, bacon, cafe, chasing, chooks, details, egg, eggs, email, finish, gallery, googies, gram, lay, needless, people, shaun, size, species, standard, timbers, wood, wooden, world

Replies: 9
Views: 3,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2001 04:28 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Naughty boy

Started by Gino, 26th February 2001 11:05 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, father, feed, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, naughty, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2001 11:05 AM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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