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Grizzly bear

Started by Timless Timber, 15th January 2014 06:01 PM

arrest, bar, bar-bit-you-ate, barman, bear, bears, bit, boom, commotions, doh, drugs, fight, grizzly, head, heck, illegal, illicit, narcotics, nuthin, possession, rolleyesb, salivating, scratches, sheriff, stammers, takin, tells, tish, wha, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2014 06:01 PM; by Timless Timber

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3 X Guinness

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 07:01 PM

bad, barman, brother, brothers, drink, explanation, fellow, finally, guess, guinness, guy, irish, killed, methodist, months, news, night, overseas, plato, platypus, pub, replies, schooners, suggests, time

Replies: 0
Views: 994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 07:01 PM; by Carry Pine

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H20

Started by fenderbelly, 10th November 2012 05:21 PM

bar, barman, died, guys, h20, h2o, sounds, walk

Replies: 4
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2012 11:32 PM; by Jonzjob

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This will quack you up

Started by Grumpy John, 28th January 2012 10:14 PM

amazement, barman, beer, call, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, head, hell, job, live, newspaper, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, quack, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sandwiches, shakes, talks, tent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 10:14 PM; by Grumpy John

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Best last joke for 2011

Started by munruben, 31st December 2011 09:16 AM

2011, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, crowd, drinks, erupts, famous, glee, guzzles, ham, house, joke, leaves, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, quaffs, rabbit, remember, time, toastie, toasties, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2012 07:47 AM; by jenno

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Night Fears

Started by rayintheuk, 24th July 2011 06:54 PM

awful, barman, bed, bought, bucks, cure, cured, cut, doctor, dollars, eighty, fears, happy, legs, local, lot, mere, money, night, pub, ray, rid, saved, street, ten, times, told, van, visit, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 10:55 PM; by Rodgera

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Duck into a bar.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd March 2010 07:38 PM

allan, amazing, animals, bar, barman, beer, business, cages, caravans, card, circus, day, duck, enquired, heck, live, met, offer, pays, perform, performers, plasterer, recently, replied, ringmaster, sandwich, tent, told, town, usual

Replies: 5
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dual opportunity

Started by Woodwould, 8th January 2010 04:06 PM

agreed, bar, barman, beer, beers, british, car, chance, country, crap, culture, drive, dual, england, english, hamburgers, hire, history, jim, john, miles, mind, molsons, nah, opportunity, shirts, stand, stiff, stools, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2010 04:06 PM; by Woodwould

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A rabbit walks into a pub

Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM

answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Not much of a man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th September 2009 03:23 PM

allan, barman, beer, cold, davidsons, driver, driving, food, front, harley, hinchinbrook, left, man, meal, nearby, nice, pulled, ran, remarked, replied, roadhouse, sitting, sooner, stack, steak, truck, truckie, vegetables, wheelinaround, whimper

Replies: 1
Views: 977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 08:58 AM; by Rum Pig

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Robot barman

Started by wheelinround, 12th June 2009 04:30 PM

bar, barman, decides, drink, err, gonna, heads, holdens, immediately, impressed, kevin, league, leaves, mac, nicky, perfectly, prepared, racing, real, replies, robot, serves, slowly, starts, talking, test, time, vote, watson, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:34 PM; by Ozkaban

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Travelling salesman.

Started by rosewood, 6th May 2009 02:22 PM

#$%@, barman, brown, bursting, cap, car, cars.d, casually, distributor, excitement, experience.explains, happened, hears, horse, jack, living, local, lucky, lunch, motor, paddock, pub, pulls, replieswas, salesman, travelling, white, wondering, wrong, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2009 02:22 PM; by rosewood

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Three Pints :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2009 05:21 PM

bar, barman, bejesus, condolences, customer, day, drinking, drinks, drops, dublin, fall, fine, finished, intrude, laugh, notice, offer, paddy, penny, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, sad, silent, sip, starts, tis

Replies: 2
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 10:19 AM; by fenderbelly

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Loose change

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2008 11:31 AM

$144, allan, bag, bar, barman, cartons, change, coins, confidently, congratulated, door, estimate, found, front, guess, john, johns, leave, loose, milk, money, morning, munruben, pick, plastic, pub, quick, replied, responded, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 11:32 PM; by joe greiner

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Duck Plasterer

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2008 06:30 PM

barman, beer, business, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, handing, hey, job, live, marvelous, money, newspaper, paying, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sounds, tent, top

Replies: 0
Views: 2,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 06:30 PM; by wheelinround

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Obviously a woody

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 12:26 AM

,tell, @#@#, bar, barman, bit, bunnings, cold, guy, karate, knocking, korea, kung, leaves, sat, saysthats, short, shovel, smacks, sudden, thug, time, wakes, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 12:26 AM; by fenderbelly

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Drinker's problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th April 2008 09:32 AM

allan, barman, barstool, beer, calendar, drinker, drinkers, ear, ere, lady, local, months, problem, pub, replied, sat, stole

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 09:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Irish pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th April 2008 04:54 PM

1966, agnes, allan, barman, barry, begorrah, birth, blokes, born, calendar, conversation, date, february, forty-two, half, hospital, irish, irishmen, listening, months, oreilly, pub, replied, spooky, stage, stole, tipperary, twins, unbelievable, whacked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 04:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Drinking games

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:39 PM

african, africans, air, astonished, australian, barman, beer, bloody, cool, drink, drinking, drinks, games, glass, glasses, gun, kiwi, kiwis, koala, mate, noo, picks, pieces, pulls, sand, shoots, south, strailya, throws, zulland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Compliments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th February 2008 10:33 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 08:32 AM; by wheelinround

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Drunk at the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:13 PM

allan, approached, bar, barman, barry, calendar, drank, drink, drunk, enquired, feel, finally, local, months, pot, pots, pub, quickly, replied, return, scoffed, short, shortly, stole, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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A Double Entendre

Started by Ruddy, 7th October 2007 09:49 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 08:39 AM; by wheelinround

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Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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Karate chop

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th September 2007 02:26 PM

assailant, bar, barman, beer, chop, drive, feet, fellow, finishes, floor, guy, handle, hauls, karate, knocks, korea, mattock, minutes, mitre, quietly, sitting, staggers, stool, ten, walks, whamo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 02:26 PM; by Barry Hicks

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quuckest way ...........

Started by Tasman, 15th August 2007 03:40 PM

bar, barman, country, driving, dropped, dublin, irish, pub, quickest, quuckest, reguards, replied, tasman, tourist, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:09 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

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New style Opinion Poll

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th June 2007 10:38 AM

bar, barman, bartender, blue, called, cattle, country, dog, eventually, front, gillard, idea, julia, leader, lifted, looked, middies, opinion, opposition, outback, poll, pub, rudd, stockman, style, tail, typical, underneath, walked, whip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2007 10:38 AM; by Phil Spencer

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the rabbit

Started by goat, 11th May 2006 02:35 PM

bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, form, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:10 PM; by goat

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Speaking of Beers

Started by fxst, 20th January 2006 06:13 PM

amazement, barman, beer, beers, bladdy, brewing, bruce, ceo, coke, diet, drinkin, fookin, forward, fosters, guinness, ice, king, lemon, paddy, pansies, pete, silence, speaking, stare, steps, stunned, tanks, wit, world, written

Replies: 12
Views: 2,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 10:37 PM; by Ian007

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Travel Advice

Started by doublejay, 21st October 2005 12:18 AM

advice, barman, conversation, drinker, driving, dublin, irish, pub, quickest, thatd, travel, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 07:51 PM; by Iain

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A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 9,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

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Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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A dog named Woodturner

Started by lyctus, 8th November 2004 12:16 AM

bar, barman, beer, bloke, burning, call, dog, dogs, drinker, fire, fireplace, floor, gunna, hot, laying, log, mate, metal, named, ordinary, poker, poor, pretty, red, replies, rod, shivering, town, ute, woodturner

Replies: 5
Views: 4,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 11:37 AM; by qyn

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It could happen (II).....

Started by DaveInOz, 19th November 2003 09:26 AM

amidst, applause, bar, barman, crowd, dachshund, dead, dogs, drop, englishman, fantastic, fives, flies, game, goal, happen, jonny, moon, rapturous, score, screen, sir, slots, sports, spot, steps, thread, walks, watch, wilkinson

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 09:26 AM; by DaveInOz

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Another truly brilliant one.....

Started by Eastie, 29th October 2003 04:30 PM

aid, bar, barman, breath, brilliant, cheese, dying, eating, fall, final, ground, mixing, rabbit, rushes, sandwich, snacks, taking, toasted, toasties, tomato

Replies: 2
Views: 1,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 08:10 PM; by Driver

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Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 03:04 PM

barman, bartender, bear, beard, black, bloke, bothered, bright, buckskin, coming, desert, doc, door, dressed, eyes, foot, fringed, glass, grubby, holliday, huge, outta, red, reds, rushes, saloon, ships, stare, tie, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2003 03:04 PM; by Driver

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All bar none

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 11:15 PM

bar, barman, beer, bunnies, burly, carpenter, chop, cold, couple, dusts, ear, goof, guy, jemmy, johnno, karate, knocking, laughs, lauughs, leaves, minutes, returns, scrawny, sitting, stool, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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Ballerina

Started by Richard Casey, 20th April 2002 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 09:54 PM; by Richard Casey

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The Barman

Started by Richard Casey, 16th March 2002 07:07 PM

20c, 75c, bank, bar, barman, bloke, business, cheap, cost, customer, deal, drink, expensive, feels, finishing, gonna, gunna, happy, heaps, joint, manager, martini, mate, prices, replies, thatll, treating, upstairs, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2002 07:07 PM; by Richard Casey

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Aussie Humour

Started by Gino, 20th December 2001 12:58 PM

aussie, bar, barman, bloke, bra, friends, gday, gunna, humour, jumper, leads, mate, pots, seat, serve, set, start, table, takes, tits, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2001 12:58 PM; by Gino

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black horse

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:07 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, driving, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:07 PM; by Gino

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One for the Gamblers!

Started by Shane Watson, 7th December 2000 05:51 PM

argh, bar, barman, cold, drinks, drop, entire, fail, free, gamblers, glass, guy, ice, juicy, nah, notices, reason, roof, round, rum, shout, sits, stakes, steak, stuck, tips, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2000 05:51 PM; by Shane Watson

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Bartender

Started by RETIRED, 20th October 2000 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 05:20 PM; by RETIRED

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Doggie do

Started by John Saxton, 18th October 2000 10:33 PM

bad, barman, barman.but, dog, doggie, drink, eye, finished, friend, heavy, house, looked, pack, straight, stuff, told, triple, walked, whiskey.thats, wife, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2000 10:33 PM; by John Saxton

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No parrot but a Grasshopper

Started by gazaly, 6th September 2000 10:36 AM

bar, barman, drink, grasshopper, kevin, named, parrot, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2000 03:00 PM; by Iain

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Jesus at the pub

Started by Iain, 10th August 2000 07:05 PM

2000.], accident, ago, american, anymore, approached, august, australian, barman, bottle, cried, edited, englishman, exclaimed, extended, hand, iain, impressed, jesus, leg, message, neck, pub, riding, sore, stiff, thankyou, touched, workcover, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 07:05 PM; by Iain

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Clean one

Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM

barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white

Replies: 1
Views: 2,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2000 10:19 PM; by kev

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