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The bet

Started by groverwa, 1st February 2014 07:52 AM

bar, bartender, bet, cheered, crowd, crowds, department, died, drops, fell, fellow, glass, grabbed, handed, juice, laughter, lemon, lemon;, lumberjack, ok;, paid, remains, rind, squeeze, squeezed, taxation, total, weight-lifter, wrinkled, £1000

Replies: 0
Views: 921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 07:52 AM; by groverwa

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Warning, Physics Content

Started by rrich, 14th January 2014 08:33 AM

1020, 1024, band, bar, bartender, boson, content, degrasse, double, drink, fan, gigabyte, gigs, heard, higgs, jokes, light, megabytes, neil, nose, parade, photon, physics, shoot, told, traveling, tyson, understand, walks, warning

Replies: 9
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 08:35 AM; by Carry Pine

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Tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Started by Glenrob, 15th August 2013 04:30 PM

$10, bad, bar, bartender, bull, call, can.tears, chained, cheeks, drink, drinks, fast, grabs, hands, jar, money, notices, nuts, pass, pay, pit, quart, staggers, stays, stream, tequila, tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, tests, tooth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 04:30 PM; by Glenrob

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A man walks into a bar...

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 08:14 PM

bar, bartender, beer, drinking, home, man, picture, pocket, replies, shirt, times, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 08:14 PM; by FenceFurniture

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One for the chemists

Started by RedShirtGuy, 28th January 2012 10:43 PM

bar, bartender, chemistry, chemists, died, drink, h2o, professors, walk

Replies: 8
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2012 10:03 PM; by mic-d

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Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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Blind Cowboy

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:47 PM

175-pound, 6-foot, bar, bartender, baseball, bat, belt, black, blind, blonde, bouncer, cowboy, explain, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, lady, mister, mutters, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weightlifter, woman, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:47 PM; by Calm

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Rodgera's night out

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2010 07:41 PM

bar, bartender, called, claims, clarence, covered, crying, drunk, fancy, found, gold, guy, heard, hey, home, honey, husband, morning, night, peed, question, question;, rodgera, rodgeras, saxophone, spent, urinals, wife, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 06:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Newfie Joke

Started by bullfright, 8th March 2010 12:28 PM

baby, bar, bartender, beer, bets, birth, black, bless, boy, call, concerned, everybodys, father, happened, horse, joke, leans, lips, newfie, newfoundland, newfoundlander, pounds, proudly, shirt, sleeve, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed, wipes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2010 03:06 PM; by Grumpy John

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Irish Drinking Method

Started by rayintheuk, 4th March 2009 04:43 AM

answer, bartender, beers, brothers, celebrity, day, death, decided, drink, drinking, drinks, evening, extent, folks, hamlet, irish, lent, local, method, offered, out-of-towners, pleased, ponders, pride, ray, replies, soul, source, town, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:23 AM; by Resination

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The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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Don't ask

Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM

answers, audacity, bar, bartender, bartenders, beat, catch, consitutes, conversation, day, dollars, double, drink, guy, hands, lawyer, life, nearby, overhearing, owe, remuneration, replies, scotch, sitting, stipulation, talking, thatll, uncanny, walks, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM; by Rodgera

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Ray has a few too many

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:26 AM

allowed, angrily, bangs, bar, bars, bartender, demands, door, drink, drinks, drunks, fist, freakin, front, hell, loudly, ray, returns, serve, shouts, sits, slurs, staggers, stumbles, told, walks, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Yorkshire baby

Started by BazzaDLB, 15th January 2008 06:53 PM

baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, boy, circumcised, ear, everybodys, fan, father, hed, league, lips, pounds, proud, proudly, returns, rugby, samuel, shirt, sleeve, smiths, swig, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed, wipes, yorkshire

Replies: 3
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 09:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Cowpoke Allen

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:23 AM

allan, allen, bar, bartender, cowpoke, curious, day, drink, finish, finished, frightened, home, horse, jokes, knowing, love, people, play, pole, replied, rode, texas, town, tying, villagers, visitors, walk, west, wild

Replies: 3
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 06:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Grasshopper

Started by munruben, 8th October 2007 04:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 04:53 PM; by munruben

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Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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Pet flea

Started by munruben, 3rd September 2007 10:41 AM

bar, bartender, beautiful, beer, blob, called, cedric, counter, crushed, dead, decided, dirty, enjoyed, flea, friend, home, looked, lot, matchbox, moment, pet, proudly.what, pub, standing, suddenly, taste, thumb, tricks, warning, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:19 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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New style Opinion Poll

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th June 2007 10:38 AM

bar, barman, bartender, blue, called, cattle, country, dog, eventually, front, gillard, idea, julia, leader, lifted, looked, middies, opinion, opposition, outback, poll, pub, rudd, stockman, style, tail, typical, underneath, walked, whip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2007 10:38 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Pint size

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM

bar, bartender, condolences, confused, dawns, day, drinking, drinks, dublin, eye, fall, fine, intrude, irishman, laughs, light, loss, moment, notice, offer, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, silent, size, taking, wayhe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:07 AM; by John Saxton

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Pepper tequila

Started by outback, 13th January 2007 12:53 PM

$10, bar, bartender, bull, chained-up, cheeks, dollars, drink, gallon, grabs, guy, hands, hear, jar, money, nuts, pass, pay, pepper, pit, slurp, sore, staggers, streaming, tears, tequiiiiiila, tequila, tests, tooth, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2007 02:33 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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revenge

Started by durwood, 5th December 2006 07:26 PM

aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, floor.the, half, head, hits, hour, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, korea, leaves, mate, neck, revenge, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2006 04:37 PM; by rrich

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A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

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You know whenyou getting old

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 11:07 PM

babe, barefoot, bartender, birthday, braless, buy, car, care, catches, coming, cruise, door, drink, drops, fancy, finishes, garage, jokes, lucky, means, pacemaker, parking, pulls, scotch, sexy, spouse, water, whenyou, woman, wrinkles

Replies: 1
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2006 02:51 PM; by scooter

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A Frizzle

Started by Christopha, 12th July 2006 12:40 PM

answer, bar, bartender, beer, billion, bit, day, eighty-seven, frizzle, happening, heard, hunderd, identical, juice, lemon, lime, makes, mathematician, odds, orange, profession, splash, squeeze, theoretical, time, tonic, trillion, twelve, unison, walk

Replies: 3
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2006 01:41 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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One afternoon at the Royal...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:02 AM

afraid, afternoon, allowing, bartender, bartenders, beard, breathed, continued, couple, fingers, forefinger, gently, hair, hand, hands, ladies, lip, managed, message, mouth, paper, popping, royal, running, slyly, soap, suck, toilet, towels, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:54 PM; by ss_11000

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A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

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The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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Not my lucky day

Started by Kev Y., 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM

bar, bartender, couple, day, days, drink, drinks, explained, fight, guy, lucky, matter, night, talking, wife, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM; by Kev Y.

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great weather for ducks

Started by goat, 30th August 2005 03:16 PM

answer, ball, bar, bartender, batting, day, dewey, duck, ducks, eyelashes, great, hows, huey, louie, lovely, nice, puddles, reply, walked, weather

Replies: 3
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Daddles

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Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

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The Aussie Way

Started by doublejay, 8th April 2005 10:15 PM

abc, aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, guy, half, head, hits, hour, huge, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, leaves, neck, passes, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 2,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:02 PM; by ribot

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Good Catholic

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:09 PM

applaud, applause, badly, bartender, catholic, cheers, drink, fig, good, laughed, leaf, lifted, lights, loud, minutes, nun, preceded, puzzled, replied, restaurant, restroom, revelers, round, silent, sir, statue, stopped, time, understand, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 11:19 PM; by Thommo

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this one's the "pits"

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:13 PM

approached, armpit, asked;, ballerina, bar, bartender, business, buy, calling, chap, counter, drink, drunk, hairy, huge, lady, leg, lift, money, patrons, people, pits, replied;, revealing, said;, silent, sitting, slapped, wearing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:13 PM; by Christopha

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'armless

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2004 04:29 PM; by Wood Borer

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snip.......

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM

aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 06:36 PM; by Christopha

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Beer drinkers trouble shooting guide

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM

action, bar, bartender, beer, blurred, buy, closed, confirm, dark, drinkers, empty, fallen, fault, feet, floor, front, glass, guide, guinness, house, mouth, shooting, space, symptom, tasteless, training, trouble, unusually, warp, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM; by Kev Y.

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A pirate walks into a bar ...

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM

arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM; by Bob Willson

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A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

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Yet another blond joke

Started by clubbyr8, 15th February 2004 06:50 AM

2-4, bar, bartender, beautifully, begin, bit, blond, blonde, blondes, bought, centre, chanting, childs, cookie, curiosity, days, dies, dumb, framed, frenzy, fun, glasses, joke, monster, picture, puzzle, straight, table, ten, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 06:50 AM; by clubbyr8

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Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 19th January 2004 08:53 PM

arm, bartender, beauty, belfast, breast, defended, fight, hand, happened, hed, irish, jamie, joke, lickin, limp, murphy, nose, oconner, oconners, paddy, pub, run, sean, shovel, sling, terrible, train, useless, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2004 08:53 PM; by Baz

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old joke

Started by multinut, 19th November 2003 09:33 PM

ale, bartender, englishman, irishman, joke, local, paub, pint, scotsman, type, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,856

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 09:33 PM; by multinut

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Horse Mechanic

Started by silentC, 4th September 2003 12:15 PM

advice, amazing, bar, bartender, bit, car, cars, country, drink, drive, follow, head, horse, ignition, looked, mate, mechanic, mumble, pub, replies, road, scotch, shocked, stiff, talking, told, town, walked, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:15 PM; by silentC

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Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 03:04 PM

barman, bartender, bear, beard, black, bloke, bothered, bright, buckskin, coming, desert, doc, door, dressed, eyes, foot, fringed, glass, grubby, holliday, huge, outta, red, reds, rushes, saloon, ships, stare, tie, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2003 03:04 PM; by Driver

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a chimp

Started by Eastie, 29th November 2002 03:11 PM

bar, barkeep, bartender, beer, beers, canvas, carpenter, chimp, chimpanzee, circus, construction, day, depressed, exclaimed, finishing, hell, inquired, job, jumped, mentioned, news, owner, replied, stool, street, talking, tent, town, walked, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2002 03:11 PM; by Eastie

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Holy bar

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:34 PM; by Gino

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