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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

And so it begins !!!

Started by Tangoman, 29th April 2014 07:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

312041312042, auk, begins, building, cam, cedar, finishing, folks, forms, gday, guillemot, kayaks, milling, started, strongback

Replies: 32
Views: 8,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2015 08:18 PM; by Tangoman

Forum:
KAYAK & CANOE BUILDING

Jointer knives: How fine do you go?

Started by RedShirtGuy, 23rd March 2014 07:53 PM

begins, bestest, bevel, bitumen, blades, car, dozen, dragged, eternal, fart, fine, finish, glass, grade, jointer, justify, knives, machine, mind, monotony, mounted, retail, road, sandpaper, save, sbd, slice, spinning, twenty, wander

Replies: 4
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2014 10:54 PM; by pjt

Forum:
SHARPENING

Sliding door not sliding

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd April 2014 10:30 AM

1.jpg, 2.jpg, 202.5, 232.4, attached, begins, door, e.g, fixing, images, isolate, lift, photo, planning, proem, read, recent, renovateforum.com, replacing, reply, resistance, slides, sliding, slightly, started, stuck, thread, track, winter, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2014 10:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

And so it begins: Turn, turn, turn!

Started by McPete, 3rd March 2014 11:50 AM

begins, bit, bottom, button, catch, clamp, corners, cracked, cut, drive, dug, gouge, headstock, hit, lathes, mega, plate, rest, roughing, spurs, square, stop, tailstock, tapped, tool, turn, tutorials, watched, wound, youtube

Replies: 7
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2014 11:10 AM; by powderpost

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

The language of advertising

Started by jimbur, 29th November 2013 11:08 AM

absurd, advertising, aimed, baseball, begins, bernard, common, country, december, divided, england, favorite, george, glove, issue, language, looked, magazine, master, nations, plane, popular, reminded, shaw, slightly, tool, wearing, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 01:06 PM; by rrich

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Johnson & Johnson Thermometer

Started by gms002a, 9th December 2013 11:44 AM

begins, box, broken, carefully, chipped, close, control, days], department, eyes, fun, glad, johnson, literature, loud, notice, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, repeat, sanitized, statement, stop, surface, table, tested, thermometer, times

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2013 11:44 AM; by gms002a

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The gods of renovation tv are smiling again

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th November 2013 09:20 AM

begins, bloody, bout, finally, gods, home, house, lifestyle, monday, night, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, season, smiling, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

sounds !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2013 12:38 AM

.aro-d, accosts, begins, checks, counter, dutifully, european, excuse, expert, familiar, globe, headphones, listen, listening, mentioned, puzzled, question, recording, released, renowned, returns, slightly, sounds, subject, walking, wasp, wasps, waspsounds, world, youngfellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2013 11:39 AM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:15 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2013 11:15 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hi from Cowell SA.

Started by Pat63, 23rd February 2013 12:53 PM

begins, boat, build, cowell, decided, finally, fun, month, plans, purchased, time, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2013 08:32 AM; by JJF

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Vietnam Veteran's Distribution Begins

Started by PenTurner, 3rd August 2012 09:39 PM

140, 50th, amos, anniversary, appreciative;2tsup, begins, centre, civic, distributed, distribution, engraved, function, handing, honour, knox, memory, night, pen, pens, photos, questions, returned, speak, thanking, veteran, veterans, vets, vietnam, widows

Replies: 11
Views: 2,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 04:50 PM; by PenTurner

Forum:
PENS FOR THE TROOPS

Fire

Started by francè, 19th July 2012 11:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acrylic, begins, blackening, coats, completed, cracks, design, draw, eat, exact, excesses, experience, exploit, fire, hand, learned, matte, opposite, overdo, pleasing, proven, rag, ready, sand, soft, stop, torch, vein, wet, wood

Replies: 24
Views: 3,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2012 12:38 AM; by francè

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Gatto Grader WIP

Started by Scott, 26th January 2012 08:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 3/8, 40mm, 5/8, begins, blue, cherry, common, decided, fun, gatto, grader, gum, inch, nice, plans, replacement, rip, stash, stock, sydney, thick, thickness, timber, timbers, time, walnut, wip

Replies: 15
Views: 3,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2012 10:35 PM; by AUSSIE

Forum:
SCALE MODELLING

9" rebuild

Started by 12bolts, 19th January 2012 04:04 PM

begins, bought, cheers, found, hard, information, lathe, lottts, phil, pics, questions, rebuild, site

Replies: 2
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2012 07:38 AM; by steran50

Forum:
THE HERCUS AREA

a new venture

Started by animal.13, 31st December 2011 10:34 PM

apparently, begins, beneficial, curve, hobby, learning, life, venture

Replies: 4
Views: 937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2012 10:43 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Need help - Holz Her 2162 Derby blade won't lock in

Started by dgeorge, 22nd November 2011 07:04 AM

2162, 520w, begins, blade, derby, dylan, flush, guide, hey, holding, holz, housing, inherited, jigsaw, lock, loose, manual, mechanically, missing, piece, pivot, pivoting, pull, pushed, roller, secures, slide, sound, team, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 2,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2011 09:10 PM; by Handyjack

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Bout ye!

Started by Gilshark, 22nd September 2011 09:22 PM

admiring, ago, begins, belfast, bench, bit, bout, boy, building, cheers, coachbuilder, coast, craic, folks, forward, gday, gil, headed, hows, knowledge, living, quietly, site, skill, start, stuff, sunny, time, wealth

Replies: 7
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 09:45 PM; by Gilshark

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Have a go at this

Started by dj_pnevans, 3rd July 2011 12:08 AM

11year, add, alphabet, animal, beginning, begins, circus, count, country, daviddp, denmark, digit, elephants, i’d, letter, letters, multiply, ocean, pick, son, subtract, told, town

Replies: 0
Views: 860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 12:08 AM; by dj_pnevans

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A 22' Gentleman's Racer begins........

Started by Pricey, 10th December 2008 11:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

7mm, appreciated, begins, boat, coats, complete, completed, covered, deck, epoxy, faired, fixings, floor, frames, gentleman, info, input, mahogany, people, ply, progress, project, racer, ready, replica, ring, runabout, start, thread, users

Replies: 17
Views: 17,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2011 01:47 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

Breast Cancer

Started by specialist, 6th June 2010 03:26 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

begins, bit, breast, brisbane, cancer, chemo, cover, good2tsup, head, health, lump, match, meant, moment, months, node, private, prognosis, public, radiation, saga, size, space, system, therapy, travel, treatment, trip, waiting, weeks

Replies: 51
Views: 5,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2011 07:29 PM; by Bushmiller

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Angry Senator

Started by Rodgera, 24th February 2011 04:24 PM

accepted, acid, angry, begins, corrupt, cowards, day, demanded, explodes, half, hot, mid, pause, politicians, record, remainder, removed, senate, senator, senators, session, shout, statement, temper, tongue, withdraw

Replies: 4
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 04:16 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

improving a lathe cabinet stand

Started by new_guy90, 7th November 2010 12:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, alignment, begins, box, brake, cabinet, cabinets, chip, connection, coolant, feel, foot, forum, improving, industrial, lathe, level, luxuries, machinery, miss, opportunity, pan, pull, pump, rambling, reading, rest, stand, tank, welding

Replies: 43
Views: 8,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2011 11:34 AM; by new_guy90

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

tonewood on ebay???

Started by robbo1980, 11th December 2010 11:07 PM

2tsup, advance, aus, begins, building, drawn, dreadnought, ebay, forward, future, guitar, hard, huon, journey, maton, myrtle, pine, play, questions, responses, robbo, special, steel, string, strong, thankyou, tiger, timber, tonewood, trustworthy

Replies: 11
Views: 2,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 05:18 AM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Wagon trail!!!

Started by coutaboat, 30th November 2010 12:16 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2010 07:46 AM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Boat Trailer no 1

Started by One Purpose, 24th August 2010 07:09 AM

100mm, amateur, bad, begins, boat, build, captain, check, dipped, doh, found, hard, inches, leaf, makers, months, past, photos, plate, realising, replace, rusty, salt, seperated, snapped, spring, til, top, trailer, water

Replies: 11
Views: 4,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2010 12:28 AM; by One Purpose

Forum:
TRAILERS & OTHER FABRICATED STUFF

Finish for NZ Kauri Pine Floor?

Started by keenbean, 8th September 2010 09:47 PM

advice, appreciated, aware, begins, bought, carpeted, decided, experience, fairly, familiar, fill, finish, floor, forgive, friend, gaps, house, kauri, lingo, lucky, newbie, original, pine, pretty, resin, sanding, sands, sort, timber, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2010 09:47 PM; by keenbean

Forum:
FINISHING

Old Titan chisels

Started by KevinB, 29th June 2010 12:54 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advice, begins, blows, brew, chisels, complete, ferrule, ferrules, grateful, handful, handles, kevin, lost, mallet, metal, molasses, mushrooming, people, prevent, purchased, real, refurbishments, registered, restoring, rust, shuck, titan, top, water, wooden

Replies: 30
Views: 4,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 11:50 PM; by PopeFalcon

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

...after a long absence

Started by rightendup, 9th March 2010 11:06 AM

absence, begins, boards, chisle, cut, dovetails, download, ease, entry, glue, line, long, macro, mark, missing, misspellings, page, pencil, photoed, photography, photos, pins, reasons, respond, rushed, spellcheck, tearout, time, unintelligeble, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2010 09:33 PM; by ciscokid

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Plate display cabinet

Started by Lyle, 25th November 2009 02:13 PM

asunder, begins, bites, bloody, bought, brownie, cabinet, claret, display, earth, finger, hope, job, lady, mind, minute, nights, piece, plate, plates, plenty, router, set, stash, suddenly, timber, tools, wander, wrought, ‘family’

Replies: 1
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 01:59 AM; by artme

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Hill Bent

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2009 06:45 PM

avail, begins, bent, betty, bob, car, coming, conservatory, doctor;, haunting, head, hill, hills, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, phone, piano, picks, road, stairs, table, transylvania, vacationing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2009 06:45 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Tea and Jaffa cakes

Started by animatedsnail, 26th October 2009 07:09 PM

amount, begins, boat, build, cakes, consuming, cup, day, jaffa, jon, nice, plans, sit, start, tea, thinking, wake, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2009 12:00 PM; by Boatmik

Forum:
Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

Family banned from walmart

Started by robbo266317, 6th October 2009 09:20 AM

banned, bedding, begins, bill, bring, clerk, complaints, cry, december, department, family, fenton, floor, guns, housewares, hunting, husband, july, loudly, november, people, pick, pillows, september, set, shopping, store, told, walmart, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 12:29 PM; by Rum Pig

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Help! needed building a sturdy plinth for my new drill press

Started by VernJ, 9th August 2009 10:06 AM

angles, begins, bench, bolt, building, built, compound, couple, don’t, drawers, drill, idea, it’s, i’ve, joinery, joints, needed, pads, plinth, press, real, rubber, shape, sit, sort, stance, started, sturdy, trouble, wide

Replies: 12
Views: 3,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2009 08:37 AM; by VernJ

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

Wot's kept me occupied -Bondwood Caravan

Started by Big G, 29th March 2009 11:13 AM

17.4.09, 1949, 1958, attached, begins, bondwood, brush, caravan, cowes, ford, globetrotter, gloss, hope, occupied, paint, painting, panel, project, ready, removal, rid, rough, serious, shining, str5okes, topcoat, trouble, undercoated, ute, wot

Replies: 7
Views: 6,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2009 10:08 PM; by Whit68

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

stitching begins

Started by springwater, 15th February 2009 09:48 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

96488, 96489, 96490, arm, begins, decided, eucalyptus, eventually, finished, kangaroo, leather, miles, pallet, pieces, radical, relates, sourced, stitching, transformation, wood

Replies: 34
Views: 5,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2009 10:37 PM; by springwater

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

plumbing help please. my solder wont stick!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th August 2009 11:00 PM

applications, apply, begin, begins, bubbles, cold, copper, easy, fitting, flame, flux, job, joint, lifted, orange, pipe, pls, plumbing, read, realised, renovateforum.com, rolls, slides, solder, soldering, spread, stick, thread, tips, torch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2009 11:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING

another Yellowtail begins

Started by honkongphoie, 28th July 2008 04:01 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

american, begins, build, built, change, daddles, fitting, glued, guess, imagined, keelson, laminating, lapstrake, level, managed, method, moulds, oak, perfectly, planks, secured, shes, start, stem, strongback, waiting, week, weekend, yellowtail

Replies: 88
Views: 17,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2009 09:19 AM; by Dave Brewer

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

Nick's PD Racer

Started by nickpullen, 8th August 2008 01:43 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

beach, begins, bought, bunch, club, eating, eureka, inspired, learning, lunch, nick, nicks, people, pie, plans, racer, sailing, started, thinking

Replies: 77
Views: 19,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 02:26 PM; by Boatmik

Forum:
Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

How's this for a 'Feel-Good' video

Started by Shutterbug, 19th May 2009 03:58 PM

200, 2009, address, amazement, amazing, antwerp, begin, begins, belgium, bemused, central, created, crowd, dancers, enjoy, entrances, feel-good, feelgood, julie, march, passengers, play, public, rehearsals, station, stunt, system, train, video, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 08:49 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

G'Day from a first timer!

Started by g_coopster, 8th May 2009 10:51 AM

begins, complete, finally, forward, fun, garage, gday, guessed, head, home, journey, jumping, kicking, knowledge, larger, living, outlet, participating, patience, projects, provide, reader, rounding, set, single, skin, space, threader, time, timer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2009 08:25 AM; by g_coopster

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Newbie restoring 18.5 Hartley Half Cabin

Started by redkat66, 21st March 2009 02:30 PM

18.5, 185, aim, begins, boat, boats, cabin, foot, forward, found, glad, half, hands, hartley, journey, kathy, learning, lot, newbie, online, port, purchase, resource, restorer, restoring, vincent, wonderful, wooden, world

Replies: 6
Views: 3,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2009 04:56 PM; by perrindog

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

Say what?

Started by Woodwould, 24th February 2009 11:39 AM

age, answers, art, begins, bothers, brain, bring, cells, conversation, death, forever, forty;, friend, frustrating, grand, laugh, life, live, moment, night, questions, real, shape, smile, sunshine, tempting, time, unsaid, wisdom, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 05:55 PM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

nest begins

Started by springwater, 27th January 2009 07:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

94998, 94999, added, background, beginning, begins, bird, disrupted, moment, nearby, nest, perched, position, settled, stick, tacked, time

Replies: 26
Views: 3,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:46 PM; by springwater

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

G'day from a rebourn chippie

Started by BigD, 28th January 2009 04:55 PM

500+kg, 70s, aprenticeship, begins, behemoth, bigd, cheers, chippie, fell, fun, furniture, gday, gum, home, knock, lock, love, milled, operation, outdoor, ready, rebourn, river, rust, shed, short, slab, slabs, story, tools

Replies: 5
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 10:36 AM; by BigD

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

CNC Mini lathe

Started by simso, 25th March 2008 11:16 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

begins, bits, cnc, convert, decided, duty, easier, fantastic, finish, happening, heavy, home, idea, invloved, lathe, mini, normal, nuttal, people, pieces, process, purchase, purposely, repetitive, standard, step, stepping, ton, unit, weeks

Replies: 50
Views: 13,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 09:25 AM; by simso

Forum:
CNC Machines

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