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  1. Burglar caught!

    Started by Groggy, 20th August 2005 05:13 PM
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    1 2
    bad, bag, burglar, buried, caught, deep, dog, door, freak, gonna, grabbed, half, head, house, laughing, leaving, mcbag, mutt, paws, perfect, ribs, shed, shelf, shoulders, silly, snuck, started, teeth, thankfully, yelled
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 12,744
    Last Post: 4th October 2012 10:23 PM
    by RicB  Go to last post

    Forum:
    A Woodies Yarn

  2. New Project - The Burglar Buster

    Started by Ozkaban, 18th May 2012 01:12 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    advocate, burglar, buster, called, cheek, cheers, dave, decides, entitled, gotta, miscreant, normal, project, stuff, table, tongue, web, woodturning
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 3,125
    Last Post: 27th May 2012 09:38 AM
    by hughie  Go to last post

    Forum:
    WOODTURNING - GENERAL

  3. Acts 2:38 ..

    Started by gawdelpus, 28th May 2011 12:04 AM
    238, 38s, act, acts, burglar, caught, church, cuffed, evening, home, intruder, knowing, lady, laugh, life, remember, replied, returned, robbing, save, scripture, send, stand, startled, stop, stopped, valuables, woman, yell, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,031
    Last Post: 28th May 2011 12:02 PM
    by rsser  Go to last post

    Forum:
    WOODIES JOKES

  4. Does anyone know this bloke?

    Started by Waldo, 1st February 2011 04:38 PM
    abc, australian, bakery, bit, bloke, breaks, broadcasting, burglar, corporation, news, rotfl
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,747
    Last Post: 3rd February 2011 09:56 PM
    by woodhunt  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  5. London Times Obituary

    Started by hughie, 10th September 2010 01:20 PM
    abortion, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, churches, common, consent, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, home, live, london, lost, lotion, obituary, parental, parents, pregnant, required, sense, student, sue, sun, times, treatment, unruly
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,072
    Last Post: 10th September 2010 09:29 PM
    by Bob38S  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  6. am I really a burglar, robber.....or what

    Started by eskimo, 5th August 2010 07:02 PM
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    adelaidians, based, burglar, call, couple, croydon, engineering, found, guys, junk, machinery, months, paid, park, redwood, report, rid, robber, robberor, search, semi, south, time, told, understand, visted, worry, worse, yard
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,290
    Last Post: 13th August 2010 08:50 AM
    by eskimo  Go to last post

    Forum:
    METALWORK FORUM

  7. Obituary. Not really a joke...

    Started by Woodwould, 21st September 2009 01:01 PM
    administer, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, common, criminals, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, finally, home, inform, joke, live, lost, lotion, obituary, parents, pregnant, schools, sense, student, student;, sue, sun, unruly, victims
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,116
    Last Post: 22nd September 2009 12:17 AM
    by Woodwould  Go to last post

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    WOODIES JOKES

  8. A bad night at the "office"

    Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM
    bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,112
    Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM
    by rrich  Go to last post

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    WOODIES JOKES

  9. Obituary

    Started by MICKYG, 4th July 2008 09:49 PM
    abortion, administer, assault, beating, burglar, children, common, consent, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, finally, home, inform, live, lost, lotion, obituary, parental, parents, required, schools, sense, student, sue, sun, treatment, unruly, victims
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,279
    Last Post: 7th July 2008 10:51 AM
    by Batpig  Go to last post

    Forum:
    WOODIES JOKES

  10. Deterring Termites

    Started by AlexJ66, 23rd July 2007 03:09 PM
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    alex, appreciated, beam, burglar, comments, completely, concrete, cutting, details, deterring, difficult, dig, front, girder, greatly, house, install, installed, main, opinions, provided, replace, slab, steel, termimesh, termite, termites, treatment, wink, wooden
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 2,888
    Last Post: 26th July 2007 08:57 PM
    by AlexJ66  Go to last post

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    STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

  11. Very droll

    Started by craigb, 7th June 2007 04:12 PM
    actions, admit, baby, bands, beatles-loving, beer, burglar, carry, chains, conscience, decided, droll, fine, hold, home, judge, life, listen, mccormack, night, police, run, sentenced, stole, thief, time, todd, wait, weight, witness
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 947
    Last Post: 7th June 2007 04:12 PM
    by craigb  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  12. Sex On The Job!!

    Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2007 09:00 AM
    alice, apologising, bedroom, bizarre, broke, bunn, burglar, burglaries, burglars, fleeing, footballer, funny, home, house, job, lindsay, mark, northern, past, police, ranks, returned, sex, springs, story, talking, territory, told, week, wildlife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,135
    Last Post: 27th March 2007 09:35 AM
    by JackoH  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  13. Cane Supply

    Started by Termite, 26th May 2006 04:22 PM
    60-70, 8mm, appreciated, australia, bone, burglar, cane, core, fingers, found, google, humour.rolleyes, leads, metres, qland, quarantene, rattan, related, search, sense, sort, suppliers, supply, willow, wood, worn
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 12,753
    Last Post: 27th May 2006 08:39 AM
    by Termite  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  14. Common Sense

    Started by Caliban, 28th September 2005 10:52 AM
    abortion, beating, burglar, businesses;, children, churches, commandments, common, consent, contraband;, criminals, declined, disciplining, failed, job, live, lost, panadol, parental, parents, passing, received, required, schools, sense, student, ten, treatment, unruly, victims
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,846
    Last Post: 4th March 2006 02:18 AM
    by chitswood  Go to last post

    Forum:
    NON WOODWORK

  15. lie down and take it or fight back?

    Started by beejay1, 2nd February 2005 08:41 PM
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    actions, aware, believed, burglar, called, change, charged, clarify, disproportionate, facing, fight, force, grossly, gun, heat, honestly, householder, instinctively, intruder, intruders, knife, law, lead, legislation, lie, moment, prosecuted, set, shooting, tories
    • Replies: 22
    • Views: 2,507
    Last Post: 7th February 2005 12:15 AM
    by dazzler  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  16. CD burners and sumpin' else

    Started by Peter R, 24th November 2004 07:44 PM
    acme, actions, brand, breaking, burglar, burners, burnt, cat, comparisons, difficult, dinky, drive, dyi, fit, fitted, hypochondriacs, jokes, lines, lot, mk2, notice, peter, pre-medicated, punch, site, sumpin, takes, told, woodies, worry
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,505
    Last Post: 29th November 2004 04:05 PM
    by Honest Gaza  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  17. rant about delivery of goods

    Started by jackiew, 12th May 2004 04:10 PM
    answer, attention, bet, break, building, burglar, carrying, delivered, delivery, front, goods, half, ignore, instructions, liable, lifted, lot, materials, mobile, no-one, opportunist, paranoid, pay, phone, rant, ring, street, thinking, walking, windows
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,255
    Last Post: 13th May 2004 04:01 PM
    by craigb  Go to last post

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    NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

  18. Dumb Bird

    Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM
    beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,552
    Last Post: 29th September 2003 05:54 AM
    by Grue  Go to last post

    Forum:
    WOODIES JOKES

  19. doggy joke

    Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM
    answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,152
    Last Post: 1st May 2001 09:08 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

    Forum:
    WOODIES JOKES

  20. Another Parrot

    Started by Mal, 3rd September 2000 11:28 PM
    breaks, burglar, cage, call, coming, continues, doberman, hears, house, jesus, kitchen, listens, lounge, moses, night, occupants, odd, parrot, person, polly, replied, stops, voice, walked
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,750
    Last Post: 5th September 2000 01:49 PM
    by RETIRED  Go to last post

    Forum:
    WOODIES JOKES

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