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Political Burdens

Started by Rodgera, 31st July 2014 12:19 PM

brother-in-law, burdens, calmly, city, desk, dialed, fellow, fury, headquarters, hey, in-laws, instructed, mayor, mayors, office, picked, police, policemen, political, remember, secretary, sergeant, sputtering, surveyed, telephone, throw, ticket, town, waving, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2014 12:19 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

Muffins

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 04:46 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

The Golfing Lady

Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM

calmly, cat, day, died, dinner, dish, egg, enjoying, exclaimed, feeding, food, golf, golfing, home, horrified, husband, kill, knowing, lady, leaf, lettuce, months, murdered, partners, stoically, time, told, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 04:15 PM; by issatree

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WOODIES JOKES

parrotted

Started by Biggles73, 5th February 2011 06:58 PM

arm, astonished, attitude, beg, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, door, dramatic, endeavor, extended, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, guy, half, hurt, language, minute, parrot, parrotted, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, yelled

Replies: 8
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 08:55 AM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

xmas came early

Started by rat52, 16th June 2010 09:21 PM

45s, accept, ago, alladins, arrived, attatching, blades, busted, calls, calmly, cave, chin, cleaning, drool, early, existed, grandfathers, holding, mothers, pictures, plane, rang, shed, side.i, stanley, sunday, tissue, trouble, weeks, xmas

Replies: 11
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2010 09:31 AM; by Sawdust Maker

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

The Getting of Wisdom

Started by Penpal, 8th January 2010 06:42 PM

bone, calmly, chair, commenced, dentist, english, floor, hands, hardware, head, humour, jaw, kindness, marvelous, mouth, reply, sense, shared, sheeps, sighted, skill, strong, structure, teeth, tilts, tooth, undoubted, upper, visit, wisdom

Replies: 7
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2010 02:05 PM; by wm460

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Witty Waiter

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2009 11:20 AM

absolutely, attention, bathroom, boots, bucko, calmly, dirty, disgust, elegant, five-star, flecks, frayed, gentlemen, hall, head, hip, inside, jeans, left, marked, muddy, pay, recoiled, replied, restaurant, sign, torn, wader, waiter, witty

Replies: 0
Views: 972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:20 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Little dog, sore.

Started by tea lady, 21st April 2008 06:35 PM

ages, appeared, barbed, calmly, days, didoo, dog, enormous, feeling, fence, gash, hid, jumped, pay.doh, race, realize, round, shed, sick, sore, speeding, stitches, table, twelve, vet-, wire

Replies: 12
Views: 8,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2009 01:10 PM; by Ed Reiss

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PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Going cold turkey

Started by Ashore, 7th December 2008 01:55 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, cold, correct, door, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, peep, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 01:55 AM; by Ashore

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WOODIES JOKES

The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

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WOODIES JOKES

Dyson Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

Started by rod1949, 8th January 2008 10:06 AM

$340, ared, arrived, battery, calmly, cleaner, complimentary, cordless, direct, drills, dyson, hour, hours, lady, lasts, life, lithium, money, phone, preasure, purchase, recharges, ring, sorts, taking, told, umed, vacuum, win, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 3,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 10:06 AM; by rod1949

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

The Parrot

Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM

arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 05:55 PM; by astrid

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WOODIES JOKES

What is the craziest/funniest thing you have seen on a job

Started by patty, 17th November 2007 06:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

16mm, accredited, aerial, arrival, authority, awaited, barge, board, bond, bracket, calmly, connected, craziest or funniest, crew, downpipes, drove, fascia, fast, job, lies, local, mains, mounted, neutral, people, serious, service, supply, thing, time

Replies: 15
Views: 3,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:59 PM; by Timmo

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Flight Attendants

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM

aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Sexist or True?

Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 12:38 AM; by popawisky

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WOODIES JOKES

The Secret Of Marriage

Started by thetassiebfg, 5th August 2006 11:16 PM

animal, base, brushed, calmly, canyon, carried, close, commented, head, jolting, leg, looked, marriage, mule, mules, poor, rocks, secret, slightly, sort, stated, stumbled, that`s, told, treatment, walked, wall, waranted, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 11:16 PM; by thetassiebfg

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WOODIES JOKES

RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

Army retirement

Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:43 PM

accepted, army, bonus, calmly, cheques, decided, drop, explaining, g~d, insisted, measure, measured, measurement, medical, nice, officer, officers, previous, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, suddenly, tape, testicles, tip, toes, walked, weenie, wos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 07:46 PM; by Shedhand

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WOODIES JOKES

Satans Visit

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 01:51 PM

afraid, afraid?”, ain’t.”, aren’t, calmly, church, doubt, front, kill, married, me?”, perturbed, realise, replied, returned, satan, satans, sister, started, tone, visit, word?”, years.”, “been, “did, “don’t, “nope, “nope.”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 01:51 PM; by Neo

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WOODIES JOKES

what beats a princess?

Started by joseph84, 20th September 2005 10:40 PM

airways, aisle, attendant, beat, beats, bit$%, british, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, hear, main, missing, muscle, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2005 10:40 PM; by joseph84

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WOODIES JOKES

Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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WOODIES JOKES

Internal Revenue

Started by gatiep, 3rd March 2005 01:43 AM

answered, auditor, balls, box, calmly, candle, candles, circumcisions, collect, disbelief, fluster, foreskins, hard, internal, manufacturer, matzo, p.s, plick, question, questioned, rabbi, replied, revenue, save, send, thinking, waste

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 01:43 AM; by gatiep

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WOODIES JOKES

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

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WOODIES JOKES

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

One for the Greenies

Started by Baz, 26th May 2004 09:05 PM

agency, calmly, camp, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examination, forestry, greenies, hurried, land, listened, local, logging, management, nearby, nearest, old-growth, pain, peg, protection, recreational, remove, replied, story, timber, told, tree, unperturbed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

The Devil

Started by Geoff Dean, 14th April 2004 01:39 PM

afraid, agony, calm, calmly, church, devil, doubt, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, persisted, perturbed, physical, presence, profound, realize, replied, reply, returned, satan, screaming, sister, started, tone, word, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 01:39 PM; by Geoff Dean

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WOODIES JOKES

Where They Went Wrong

Started by DPB, 9th January 2004 08:52 AM

added, beaver, buffalo, calmly, chief, debt, dumb, fished, found, free, government, hunted, improve, indian, indians, land, medicine, official, officials, plenty, quietly, replied, running, smiled, system, taxes, time, white, women, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2004 08:52 AM; by DPB

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WOODIES JOKES

The Picture on the Night Stand

Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM

bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

Queen of the skys

Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:28 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, main, missing, moved, muscle, passenger, pitty-pat, plane, queen, raise, rank, replied, served, skys, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2002 08:28 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Sunbathing

Started by Tristan Croll, 4th August 2001 09:36 PM

bathing, begun, breath, calmly, covered, decided, difference, dining, embarrassed, hilton, hotel, joan, lying, manager, mind, roof, running, secretary, shed, skylight, slipped, stairs, suit, sunbathing, tan, towel, vacation, wearing, wore, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2001 09:36 PM; by Tristan Croll

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WOODIES JOKES

Royalty

Started by Iain, 15th January 2001 04:57 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hell, landing, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, planes, princess, queen, raise, replied, royalty, scary, served, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 04:57 PM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

another parrot joke

Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM

astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2000 11:08 AM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

Give the Devil his due

Started by John Saxton, 17th September 2000 02:17 AM

48years, afraid, bit, calmly, church, confused, devil, elderly, enemy, gentleman, infuriated, johnno, married, morning, nope, perturbed, presence, replied, satan, sister, started, town, ultimate, walked, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2000 02:17 AM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:33 AM

attitude, behaviour, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, compliance, continued, correct, david, davids, door, dramatic, freezer, frightened, half, humans, hurt, minute, parrot, parrots, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, strategy, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:33 AM; by Hartley

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WOODIES JOKES

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