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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Fitting concealed barrel hinges

Started by munruben, 25th August 2007 11:45 PM

ago, arm, barrel, box, computer, concealed, crashed, decides, drawing, dreaming, easy, eventually, fitting, guys, hinge, hinges, install, instructions, intend, lost, months, nature, recently, remember, remove, rightly, screw, special, straight, tricks

Replies: 6
Views: 12,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2016 12:23 PM; by col's dad

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Golf with a twist

Started by Barterbuilt, 13th June 2013 10:05 AM

###, blokes, couple, day, decides, fairway, fella, golf, half, holes, incredibly, ladies, mate, mistress, play, playing, slow, stroll, twist, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 10:05 AM; by Barterbuilt

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bent timber

Started by wundy, 18th October 2012 08:51 PM

18x70, appreciated, attempt, bent, bow, building, center, cheers, clamped, comments, confusing, consists, day, decides, door, hobby, home, hopeful, lot, motor, net, piece, pine, rebated, straighten, straightening, stuff, timber, workbench, wundy

Replies: 5
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2012 10:34 AM; by Robson Valley

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Help with strange problem

Started by glenn k, 20th May 2010 11:07 AM

2004, 4x4, call, couple, decides, door, exorsist, faulty, head, headlight, hylux, ignition, interior, leave, light, lights, parkers, problem, pull, relay, stage, started, strange, tail, times, ute

Replies: 6
Views: 2,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2012 11:11 AM; by glenn k

Forum:
MOTOR VEHICLES

DIY Window Security film

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th July 2012 11:20 PM

block, break, cheers, decides, diy, door, film, glass, ideally, lot, mail, money, paul, property, read, recommendations, renovateforum.com, rented, reply, screen, secure, security, sliding, spend, stop, thread, window, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2012 11:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Outdoor Timber Play Set for Daughter

Started by timber_quality, 25th September 2010 08:04 PM

actual, adam, advance, bolt, chew, children, concern, concrete, daughter, decides, due, forward, ground, helpfull, outdoor, paint, pine, play, safety, set, slide, stainless, steel, suggestions, support, swing, thingies, thinking, timber, treated

Replies: 2
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2012 06:19 AM; by Trav

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

New Project - The Burglar Buster

Started by Ozkaban, 18th May 2012 01:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advocate, burglar, buster, called, cheek, cheers, dave, decides, entitled, gotta, miscreant, normal, project, stuff, table, tongue, web, woodturning

Replies: 15
Views: 3,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2012 09:38 AM; by hughie

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

My drill press is possessed

Started by springwater, 21st August 2011 11:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bearings, beauty, bit, burnt, chuck, clue, d16, decides, dohit, drill, feeling, grip, hoofed, jaw, jaws, learned, live, loosen, mongrel, possessed, press, protract, repaired, retract, ryobi, shot, stuck, switch, systems, tool

Replies: 23
Views: 3,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2011 08:20 PM; by springwater

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

Vacuum Chamber for Punky Timber

Started by rhossack, 3rd June 2011 10:47 AM

50-50, air, blanks, buckeye, burl, chamber, croak, decided, decides, forced, furnace, glue, golden, hours, jar, labeled, minutes, mix, pickle, pieces, pulling, pump, punky, replaced, result, soak, timber, usual, vacuum, white

Replies: 11
Views: 3,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2011 10:49 PM; by rhossack

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

A new TV woodwork show

Started by jmk89, 22nd July 2010 06:41 AM

abrams, australia, decides, decision, hope, left, link, macdonald, norm, pick, slack, stop, taking, tommy, trailer, woodwork, workshop, yankee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2010 11:16 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

to become true Australian

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2010 04:11 PM

aussie, australian, bull-####, bulls, bum, chinese, customs, day, decides, door, drink, drinking, drive-way, front, glass, head, hell, hens, hold, interrupt, learn, listen, mate, neighbourhood, piss, pissing, replied, running, true, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 10:32 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two big 'uns to fell in Red Lion (Vic)

Started by RedShirtGuy, 28th May 2010 07:01 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

big, boys, brave/stupid, care, cheers, decides, dropped, expect, fall, fell, fence, foot, helps, job, line, lion, love, mins, pay, prices, quick, red, rest, rots, self-preservation, thinking, trees, uns, vic, worthwhile

Replies: 46
Views: 5,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2010 10:41 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Structural/Plumbing; I need advice please!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th March 2010 05:20 AM

100mm, 150mm, 75mm, advice, assures, bottom, decides, desire, drain, engineer, floor, ground, job, leaves, level, middle, not-so-structurally, pipe, pipes, plumber, qualified, read, refreshed, run, shonky, slab, structural, thickness, thread, traps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 05:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Evil Bay Bandsaw

Started by dadovfor, 8th January 2010 06:20 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

12-jan-10, 164158, aedst, andy, band, bandsaw, bay, bid, bidding, business, buy, decides, drive, drop, easy, ebay, equipment, evil, industrial, machinery, metalworking, mj344, revesby, time, woodworking

Replies: 46
Views: 4,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2010 11:27 AM; by Andrew_B

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Hell and Australians

Started by Calm, 30th September 2009 10:12 PM

aussie, aussies, australians, blokes, bruce, change, decides, devil, die, enjoying, fix, gonna, hanging, heat, hell, hits, icicles, idea, kev, laughing, love, mate, miserable, night, residents, scheming, screams, storms, thinking, time

Replies: 1
Views: 953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2009 12:10 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

premiership.

Started by groverwa, 28th June 2009 05:10 PM

beer, blokes, cries, dave, day, decides, devil, drinking, enjoying, frustrated, grins, happy, heat, hell, hell.the, home, hundred, johnno, kinda, love, miserable, nice, pair, plan, premiership, reminds, stops, surprise, temperature, weather

Replies: 2
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2009 08:49 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

+Buyers' expectations and sellers' obligations in multi-item sales of goods

Started by Rocker, 18th May 2009 07:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accusing, allowed, basis, buyer, buyers, decides, decision, deposit, direct, dishonesty, expectation, expectations, forum, friend, goods, grounds, item, messages, multi-item, multiitem, necessarily, obligations, potential, purchase, sales, sell, seller, sellers, suggest, temporarily

Replies: 26
Views: 3,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 10:41 PM; by Calm

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Robot barman

Started by wheelinround, 12th June 2009 04:30 PM

bar, barman, decides, drink, err, gonna, heads, holdens, immediately, impressed, kevin, league, leaves, mac, nicky, perfectly, prepared, racing, real, replies, robot, serves, slowly, starts, talking, test, time, vote, watson, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:34 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

blonde again

Started by texx, 16th January 2009 08:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blonde, bloody, boy, decides, field, fun, goalie, here.he, job, kids, know.she, notices, pity, play, running, speak, standing, stay, takes, teacher

Replies: 15
Views: 3,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 09:54 PM; by ficfac

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Advice sought on a cheapish table saw.

Started by Johncs, 10th November 2008 01:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1000, 2001/2002, 300, advice, candidate, candidates, catalogue, cattle, cheapish, current, decides, dog, doubtful, highly, jet, jwts-10cw2-jf, lbs, moment, nice, offer, owner, people, perth, prime, rules, salesman, sell, sought, table, weighs

Replies: 15
Views: 5,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 09:33 PM; by Alex.R

Forum:
TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

Problems in the shed.

Started by ciscokid, 11th October 2008 12:33 AM

blank, blanks, bushes, bushing, bushings, coming, cracked, decides, development, experience, fairly, fourth, hard, occasional, past, pen, piece, problems, rap, recent, recently, run, sharp, shed, stay, string, time, weeks, wondering, worn

Replies: 11
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2008 04:58 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Handplane v power plane

Started by jerryc, 15th July 2008 06:58 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

absolute, comments, computers, contrasting, decide, decides, disappointed, forum, hand, handling, handplane, jerry, left, noting, plane, post, power, set, videos, war, worst, worth, www.expertvillage.com

Replies: 34
Views: 5,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 11:13 AM; by silentC

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Daffodils in jam

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:56 PM

birthday, bite, bought, cage, daffodils, decides, drove, garden, hamster, home, hours, jam, layer, makes, mixture, nice, owner, owners, pet, pet-shop, recipe, shop, smears, son, store, sugar, takes, unsuprisingly, water, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 06:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hate contact adhesive

Started by jerryc, 11th June 2008 10:48 AM

adhesive, advise, avoid, contact, creeping, days, deal, decide, decides, edges, gap, grain, half, hate, jerry, left, matching, mill, moved, oven, panels, plague, repair, spent, time, true, user, veneer, war, worst

Replies: 4
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 06:36 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Unfair dismissal?

Started by jerryc, 24th April 2008 02:33 PM

brothel, building, decide, decides, dismissal, english, forced, investigate, jerry, left, paper, policeman, prostitute, resign, sex, unfair, war

Replies: 7
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 01:11 AM; by manoftalent

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

When you have to go !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd April 2008 11:41 AM

alley, american, blessing, bobby, call, comfortable, decent, decides, delivery, embassy, english, enters, feels, fellow, follow, french, gate, grass, hedges, hospitality, lawns, leads, london, policemans, public, relieves, replied, restroom, sir, whiz

Replies: 3
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 06:16 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Which Airline?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th January 2008 07:47 AM

air, airline, airport, attractive, bar, beautiful, busy, decides, delivers, departures, expectations, forward, france, gob-smacked, guy, leans, line, malaysian, motto, puzzled, qantas, sits, sitting, smile, stares, table, time, undeterred, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:47 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Swimming

Started by MICKYG, 26th December 2007 08:32 PM

alligators, announces, asshole, bargain, breath, catches, cheer, crowd, daughter, day, dear, decides, dollars, fantastic, finally, guy, huge, impressed, incredible, listen, million, millionaire, money, party, pool, pushed, single, swimming, throw, unharmed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 10:15 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM

bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Never mix women with fishing (US style)

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th September 2007 06:34 PM

assault, boat, book, charged, day, decides, equipment, fishing, game, informes, left, maam, mix, moment, morning, nap, nice, officer, pulls, reading, restricted, sexual, start, style, touched, true, warden, woman, women, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 06:34 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Nuts

Started by Black Ned, 29th August 2007 10:15 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 09:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Airline manners

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM

airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Billy and Mary

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2007 07:50 AM

bigger, billy, cute, decides, door, jones, kids, live, lucky, married, mary, marys, money, pair, pink, plan, play, pocket, pool, real, replies, tickled, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 07:50 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

An oldie revisited

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 05:17 AM

age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, damn, deal, decides, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, knowledge, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, oldie, poodle, protection, revisited, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 05:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A Kiwi in Oz

Started by Eddie Jones, 8th February 2007 11:47 AM

amazed, chip, chips, chups, constant, decides, elocution, english, explains, fish, fush, hardware, hell, kiwi, lessons, months, perfect, picked, pom, practice, propperer, seas, sez, shop, shopkeeper, sick, south, speak, sydney, talk

Replies: 5
Views: 2,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:51 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

the new cylone

Started by Ironwood, 7th August 2006 09:59 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

2806928070, ability, adjust, ago, bit, build, cone, cylinder, cylone, decides, deg, degree, easily, edge, fairly, fiddley, folding, ironwood, joint, lined, measurements, method, neat, pic, school, seperate, size, started, upper

Replies: 82
Views: 12,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 08:39 PM; by Ironwood

Forum:
DUST EXTRACTION

revenge

Started by durwood, 5th December 2006 07:26 PM

aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, floor.the, half, head, hits, hour, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, korea, leaves, mate, neck, revenge, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2006 04:37 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Slow Golf

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th July 2006 10:22 PM

bit, boss, complained, decides, determined, excellent, finish, fired, game, golf, head, held, joe, ladies, mistress, phil, play, playing, preparing, round, shook, short, slow, speed, started, stopped, wife, women, world, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 10:32 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Computer Woes

Started by dazzler, 12th July 2006 08:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, anyoneo, cheers, chip, cleaned, cliff, compressed, dazzler, decides, dust, fan, finned, gettting, hardware, hey, hot, ice, inside, itself.mad, keyboard, loooooong, low, mind, pressure, reboot, shot, software, stay, tassie, woes

Replies: 34
Views: 3,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2006 11:01 AM; by felixe

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

reliability of cabatec 12 in thicknesser ctj350

Started by Bakes, 25th June 2006 12:55 PM

$$17, anymore, bakes, belt, cabatec, cheers, crappy, ctj350, decides, drive, fraction, guys, hours, lasted, machine, managed, melt, mins, pass, pay, plastic, poly, protection, rediculous, reliability, solid, stop, thicknesser, time, times$

Replies: 5
Views: 2,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2006 08:54 AM; by Bakes

Forum:
JOINTERS, MOULDERS, THICKNESSERS, ETC

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Poll: Mystery Pen Swap

Started by dazzler, 12th June 2006 12:07 PM

added, admiration, basically, called, charity, cheers, dazzler, decides, forum, forwards, greenies, local, month, monthly, mystery, organiser, package, pen, pics, poll, rocks, scrapbooking, sell, sends, site, swap, theme, thier, voting, wins

Replies: 12
Views: 2,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2006 08:00 PM; by dazzler

Forum:
SWAP, BARTER, SUPPORT A WORTHY CAUSE

Inventions & marketing

Started by soundman, 16th May 2006 05:20 PM

bottle, bucket, call, carton, decides, farton, folding, fottle, guru, idea, invention, inventions, inventor, marketing, unusual, welll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 05:20 PM; by soundman

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ponting - Australian or Un-Australian

Started by redwood, 26th January 2006 03:46 PM

anzac, aussie, australia, australian, beers, captain, country, cricket, day, decides, forget, hmmm, kick, leading, magnificent, makes, ponting, punt, ricky, team, typical, un-australian, unaustralian, wonderconfused

Replies: 12
Views: 2,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2006 10:47 PM; by redwood

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A Bed For The Grandson - WIP

Started by Rsup, 11th November 2005 12:04 PM

bed, cot, decides, finished, grandson, hard, leave, seth, wip

Replies: 13
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2005 12:32 PM; by Rsup

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

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Poll: Mystery Pen Swap