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Need Some Help

Started by DJ’s Timber, 24th June 2009 12:34 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, book, bootload, centre, contact, cover, david, december, details, doh, drove, email, gentleman, guy, insisted, life, loaned, memory, nsw, post, remember, send, serves, username, wally, yellowbox

Replies: 23
Views: 2,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2009 02:44 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Last things First

Started by Rik, 22nd June 2009 03:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, bit, boat, boat repair, boats, bought, cheap, cockpit, deck, destroy, drove, epoxy, found, hartley, manly junior, ns14, paint, plexi, pretty, rest, restore, sailing, son, things, timber, trailer, ts16, tyres, water, wooden

Replies: 23
Views: 3,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2009 11:40 AM; by Rik

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

Who needs a 4WD when you have big camper?

Started by Wood Borer, 9th June 2008 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4wd, agree, big, bloke, bush, camper, camping, chap, creek, driver, drove, familiar, heard, kelly, knowing, local, mate2tsup, people, prove, rain, reckons, sprinkling, stringbark, tonner, track, tracks, tree, truck, vehicles, weekend

Replies: 16
Views: 8,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 12:00 PM; by Lignin

Forum:
MOTOR HOMES, CARAVANS & CAMPING

Woody Joke

Started by punkahknight, 14th June 2009 03:42 PM

american, build, check, clerk, drove, four-by-twos, friend, gonna, guy, head, house.usa3, joke, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, pauses, pickup, replies, returns, scratches, time, truck, two-by-four, two-by-fours, walked, woody, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 05:44 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Confused Stress with my painter.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th June 2009 11:10 PM

brush, call, collect, confused, day, days, drove, fair, happened, hour, law, leave, mark, painter, pay, police, pretended, pretty, read, renovateforum.com, screeching, speeding, stuff, sue, thread, threatened, told, total, tyres, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2009 11:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Oops!

Started by Rossluck, 2nd May 2009 06:48 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 08:02 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Silky Oak Log Recovery

Started by DJ’s Timber, 7th April 2009 08:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

101787, 101788, 101789, 101790, 101791, 101792, 101794, 101795, 101796, 101797, angle, bush, cousins, drove, fence, girlfriend, halfway, hard, job, lady, line, log, oak, recoveries, recovery, relations, relos, silky, son, winch

Replies: 25
Views: 4,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2009 10:14 PM; by Sibbo

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Visual pollution

Started by artme, 26th March 2009 10:33 PM

act, blind, breaches, clutter, coast, council, councils, disaster, drove, foreign, friends, gold, home, houses, issues, loathe, local, miami, ordinary, owner, pollution, regulations, road, signs, time, visitors, visual, warnings, wince

Replies: 10
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 08:20 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Tragic News

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2009 05:51 PM

afraid, appeared, attack, beating, brain-dead, cheeks, clasped, cried, dear, doctor, drove, elderly, emergency, family, god, hands, heart, liberal, massive, news, sadly, scrubs, shock, suffered, tragic, wait, wearing, wife, wildly

Replies: 4
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 10:25 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two minutes late for sunset but!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 18th February 2009 10:19 PM

camera, cheers, correllas, creek, degrees, dropped, drove, earlier, flying, fred, happy, hope, late, minutes, photographer, pics, rooftops, round, set, shot, sign, smidgine, sun, sunset, swivelled, taking, time, tomorrow, town, tripod

Replies: 3
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2009 11:57 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
PHOTOGRAPHY

Zapp Family

Started by Gra, 3rd February 2009 10:06 PM

1928, adelaide, alaska, argentina, australia, car, challenge, coming, country, day, decided, drove, family, graham, greet, guys, informed, landed, lands, meet, melbourne, mistress, model, move, organising, paige, valentines, website, zapp

Replies: 0
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 10:06 PM; by Gra

Forum:
MOTOR VEHICLES

Farewell to Rocky

Started by bennylaird, 2nd September 2008 11:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, arms, battle, benny, daughter, day, diagnosed, dog, drifted, drove, enjoyed, extra, farewell, heaps, lasted, lost, loved, lymphoma, mate, miss, morning, pain, quickly, rocky, sons, steriods, tempered, time, vets, weeks

Replies: 29
Views: 5,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2008 01:15 AM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

How life can change in a week.

Started by Calm, 22nd November 2008 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brother, chair, change, drove, farm, feather, financial, friday, hand, helping, home, hospital, house, jobs, knocked, left, life, mate, morning, past, person, received, sat, spending, support, tea, thursday, told, tuesday, week

Replies: 23
Views: 3,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 10:48 PM; by Calm

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Thank You

Started by Pasho, 30th August 2008 08:38 PM

appreiciated, banana, bruce, cuppa, drove, expecting, giving, home, hours, inviting, learnt, leaving, life, lovely, muffins, pass, pat, payment, people, person, produced, reward, simomatra, special, spent, steps, time, warm, wife, world

Replies: 10
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 05:46 AM; by schaf

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

yet another what wood is this....this time by smell

Started by soundman, 9th July 2008 06:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cut, day, descript, drove, freshly, fro, grain, grey, hardwood, hoiked, ininteresting, intereste, light, looked, love, months, passed, piece, pointless, rough, sawn, smell, sort, thisthis, timber, time, times, van, white, wood

Replies: 25
Views: 6,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2008 12:21 AM; by soundman

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

steel engineering brisbane

Started by weisyboy, 31st July 2008 06:13 PM

$60, 30min, 5mm, acurately, alaskan, brisbane, decent, driving, droped, drove, engineering, finished, fixed, ipswich, ipswitch, joint, mill, mind, minutes, munday, paying, repaired, sompthing, started, steel, supsed, thursday, trips, worse, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2008 06:13 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Hellow World, Meet Ms Betty

Started by Hickory, 7th July 2008 12:15 PM

angle, axis, betty, body, call, chasis, convex, curves, degree, details, doors, drove, finish, firewall, floor, hellow, meet, mind, mounting, nemesis, owners, perpendicular, picture, post, responsibility, sized, slanted, slight, tilted, world

Replies: 13
Views: 2,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 09:57 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Daffodils in jam

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:56 PM

birthday, bite, bought, cage, daffodils, decides, drove, garden, hamster, home, hours, jam, layer, makes, mixture, nice, owner, owners, pet, pet-shop, recipe, shop, smears, son, store, sugar, takes, unsuprisingly, water, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 06:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Leigh Jig Surprise

Started by Burnsy, 11th January 2008 06:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$2tsup, $60, bigger, bit, bullet, carbatec, cheaper, d1600, drove, happy, inch, jig, leigh, length, super, surprise, surprised, told

Replies: 33
Views: 7,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 01:54 AM; by timber715

Forum:
ROUTER JIGS

Hypnotist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th May 2008 09:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 09:52 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Service at Carroll's Woodcraft Supplies

Started by Groggy, 26th April 2008 05:19 PM

2tsup, advice, blacklisted, carroll, carrolls, drinking, drove, drysdale, filled, fuel, glad, goodies, home, irenes, jim, leaving, lots, missus, money, nice, peek, service, store, supplies, tea, woodcraft, woodies

Replies: 5
Views: 2,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 06:32 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Three Bales

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th April 2008 04:38 PM

allan, attacked, bales, bloody, chair, clothes, cup, dad, die, donkey, door, drove, hay, heaven, home, hung, mum, paper, pushed, reading, remembered, replies, reward, sit, sitting, son, sort, speaker, tea, tear

Replies: 2
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 12:50 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

One for the kids

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 05:11 PM

answer, begins, bus, calendar, drove, kids, months, schoolkids, single, starts, stole, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:15 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Truck stuck

Started by MICKYG, 26th February 2008 03:59 PM

blind, buddy, budged.wink, bullet, call, country-side, ditch, driving, drove, farmer, final, happened, hitched, horse, lived, names, pull, pulled, replied, road, silver, stalled, stuck, thanked, time, truck, wondered, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Unpopular threesome

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 04:39 PM

allan, barry, calendar, drop, drove, immediately, john, moment, months, prices, property, reckon, stole, threesome, town, unpopular

Replies: 3
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 04:48 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bank deposit

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:46 AM

allan, announced, assigned, bank, barry, brought, calendar, clout, count, day, decided, deposit, dollars, drove, finish, head, idiot, john, manager, million, months, munruben, proudly, races, staff, stole, team, truck, winnings, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 04:04 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mystery bus trips.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th December 2007 09:22 PM

2007, allan, bus, buses, chipped, club, decent, deserves, destination, driving, drove, guess, lucky, mystery, occasions, piece, recent, trips, won, wood, woodturning

Replies: 12
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:02 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What are the odds, of a hamburger patty

Started by Matt88s, 23rd December 2007 12:51 PM

barking, bit, blocking, carrying, conclusion, dark, dogs, drove, easily, eat, falling, feet, fence, flashlight, hamburger, happened, harder, incriminating, landing, lastly, odds, patty, recalled, shed, sky, tree, van, view, walking, yard

Replies: 10
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 01:45 PM; by Matt88s

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Setting out and stringlines.

Started by ComboSquare, 3rd December 2007 09:11 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angling, avoid, bearers, correct, diagonals, drove, existing, ground, house, hurdles, laser, level, levelled, measured, measuring, memory, parallel, parallelogram, perfectly, perpendicular, question, ran, running, secondary, set, setting, square, stringline, stringlines, wall

Replies: 28
Views: 3,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 03:40 PM; by silentC

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Oh Sh........

Started by DavidG, 26th November 2007 01:53 PM

blond, car, coming, correct, driving, drove, excitement, female, garden, island, lane, lights, quietly, road, set, sets, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 02:02 PM; by TEEJAY

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

What is the craziest/funniest thing you have seen on a job

Started by patty, 17th November 2007 06:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

16mm, accredited, aerial, arrival, authority, awaited, barge, board, bond, bracket, calmly, connected, craziest or funniest, crew, downpipes, drove, fascia, fast, job, lies, local, mains, mounted, neutral, people, serious, service, supply, thing, time

Replies: 15
Views: 3,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:59 PM; by Timmo

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM

amen, awoke, bathed, bed, breakfast, chores, cleaned, daily, dare, day, drove, finished, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, p.m, ran, school, set, supper, whispering, wife, wisdom, woman, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Coffin splutter

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM

ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:00 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Logs

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 02:38 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 11:07 AM; by BobL

Forum:
TIMBER

Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

horizontal bandsaw?

Started by ScottM, 2nd July 2007 02:35 PM

500x500x25, 500x500x50, advance, bandsaw, boards, called, chopping, cutouts, drove, forcet, gum, hobart, hoping, horizontal, joineries, mills, pay, red, scott, similar, thatd, weekend

Replies: 1
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2007 02:48 PM; by KevM

Forum:
BANDSAWS

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 3,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Colorbond or PVC downpipes??.... Help!

Started by kaliani, 24th April 2007 01:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advise, amanda, bit, builder, character, cheaper-, colorbond, downpipes, drove, extension, feeling, forum, genuinely, guess, house, joins, length, money, nearby, neighbourhoods, option, pipes, pvc, re-do, rectangular, round, save, told, truth, white

Replies: 16
Views: 15,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 04:38 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Moving... question regarding seatainers

Started by Wild Dingo, 8th May 2007 04:10 PM

$lotsamoola, 40ft, 9x6, bad, bed, bloke, crane, dropped, drove, empty, extra, front, hire, house, ideas, leaving, lifted, minimum, move, moving, question, seatainer, seatainers, slid, storage, totally, truck, weight, wondering, workshop

Replies: 3
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2007 12:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Poem about the drought

Started by Wood Borer, 24th April 2007 11:00 AM

bad, cattle, dad, drought, drove, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, hed, hugged, kids, letter, life, love, poem, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, talk, tough, truck, watch, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 11:11 PM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Jack Hammer Fun

Started by echnidna, 1st April 2007 09:34 PM

blade, doin, drove, fun, gettin, hammer, hole, jack, jackhammer, lotsa, outa, reblocking, rolleyes, root, stuck, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2007 10:08 PM; by squashedfrog1

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Carba-tec Service

Started by West OZ Mark, 7th March 2007 09:07 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arrive, bought, bridgetown, call, carba-tec, carbatec, company, correct, drove, geoff, happen, jumped, live, machine, makes, mistakes, moulder, moulders, packaging, perth, realized, rectify, rest.2tsup, service, spindle, stand, swaped, thicknesser, ute, wrong

Replies: 30
Views: 5,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:40 PM; by watson

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Ooops

Started by ozwinner, 25th March 2007 07:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50mm, car, care, cool, crack, damaged, doh, doors, drive, drove, fine, happened, hit, home, injury, love, major, missed, missus, ooops, pan, panels, personal, poor, process, rest, thinking, whack, windscreen, yoot

Replies: 25
Views: 2,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 08:47 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Nutall-Herbert lathe

Started by forge, 11th January 2007 09:17 PM

.anyone, .it, acquired, acquisitions, broken, carriage, chuck.some, damage, drove, gear, instruction, knowledge, lathe, lot, machine, manuals, nutall-herbert, nutall/herbert, nutallherbert, person, pieces, pin, silly, spare, tlc

Replies: 6
Views: 2,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2007 07:06 PM; by forge

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Test driving may be on hold at Bundoora?

Started by bennylaird, 13th December 2006 03:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bundoora, clubsport, company, corner, dealers, dealership, drive, driving, drove, fast, gates, gutter, hold, holden, hsv, landed, left, metres, policies, re-think, test, travelled, victoria, watson, week

Replies: 19
Views: 4,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 09:56 PM; by tameriska

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Bungendore Wood Works

Started by oges, 21st October 2006 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animals, browse, buildings, bungendore, continued, day, drove, envious, gallery, hanging, impressive, kms, leather, lot, nice, noticed, relations, road, shop, stuffed, talented, tied/nailed, town, tree, trees, wander, wood, woodies, works, zeds

Replies: 21
Views: 4,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 07:13 PM; by Baz

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Just Spotted DanP

Started by bennylaird, 30th November 2006 12:15 PM

confused, danp, drove, past?confused, spotted, wave

Replies: 0
Views: 848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2006 12:15 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Grandma Still Drives

Started by echnidna, 10th November 2006 10:30 AM

bumper, car, cars, changed, day, drives, drove, enjoying, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, sign, started, sticker, walking, waving, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 10:49 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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