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God Loves Drunk PeopleToo

Started by groverwa, 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guy, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, peopletoo, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM; by groverwa

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Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

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Mates

Started by MBM888, 6th April 2013 12:03 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 12:03 AM; by MBM888

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It's no fun getting old

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:56 PM

beautiful, busy, dog, door, driveway, drunk, evening, free, fun, home, house, immediately, knocked, lives, living, love, night, nope, plans, replied, rushed, shes, single, street, strong, time, tonight, urge, watch, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 10:55 PM; by chambezio

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Swooshing

Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM

asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 10:40 PM; by doug3030

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Rubbery

Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:04 PM; by joe greiner

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Kilt

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2011 01:39 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2011 12:39 PM; by Woodkid

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Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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God loves a drunk too you know

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 12:43 AM

300, answer, ashamed, bed, broke, calls, chance, cheers, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, returns, slams, swing, told, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 08:59 PM; by Grommett

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Teachers & Cops:

Started by bullfright, 15th July 2010 06:42 AM

actual, bullet, car, chasing, child, comments, cops, determine, drunk, fair, lights, means, mickey, personal, police, question, report, run, shift, sir, son, speed, student, supervisor, teachers, thatll, ticket, tickets, warning, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 06:42 AM; by bullfright

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RBTs for pedestrians

Started by weisyboy, 5th May 2010 08:11 PM

0.15, accident, adelaide, alcohol, blood, commission, drinking, driving, drunk, effective, found, licensed, limit, million, motor, opinion, pedestrian, pedestrians, people, public, rbts, road, roads, safety, spokesman, study, traffic, university, venues, walking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2010 06:57 PM; by dj_pnevans

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Rodgera's night out

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2010 07:41 PM

bar, bartender, called, claims, clarence, covered, crying, drunk, fancy, found, gold, guy, heard, hey, home, honey, husband, morning, night, peed, question, question;, rodgera, rodgeras, saxophone, spent, urinals, wife, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 06:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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Adelaide for the weekend

Started by Tex B, 6th September 2009 02:49 PM

adelaide, city, couple, days, drunk, enticing, fat, flying, food, friday, hills, ideas/suggestions, involve, involving, missus, prospect, sounds, stay, tex, weekend, wine, wondering, worthwhile

Replies: 2
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2009 12:49 AM; by Jeff@G

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TRAVEL

One of the things that I don't like doing

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th July 2009 09:28 PM

blind, called, dad, daughter, divorce, divorcing, drunk, harder, justice, life, lovers, marriage, paperwork, parents, peace, people, peoples, sanctity, satisfy, separating, sorts, stuff, sucks, suppose, tears, things, time, tonight, upset, witness

Replies: 14
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2009 01:03 AM; by rrobor

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Maybe this is why I left Canada

Started by bullfright, 22nd July 2009 04:22 PM

301, abuse, accused, arrested, bad, canada, canadian, charges, cranks, credit, defendants, designed, driving, drug, drunk, due, employees, guess, hundreds, laws, lawsuits, left, line, mps, organization, parliament, related, rest, shoplifting, vote

Replies: 10
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 04:01 PM; by wheelinround

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Breastfeeding Mum - Over The Limit

Started by Metal Head, 5th April 2009 09:43 PM

actions, alice, allegedly, belief, breastfeeding, breath, car, charged, child, concept, defies, driving, drunk, failing, gap, limit, mum, people, police, provide, pulled, responsibility, run, safety, sample, spokeswoman, springs, unable, wheel, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 09:43 PM; by Metal Head

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State trooper pulls over speeding driver

Started by WoodJunky, 19th February 2009 09:12 PM

ass, boy, car, door, driver, drunk, drunken, flares, jail, juggle, juggler, juggling, magician, michigan, observed, pass, patrol, performance, pulled, pulls, rear, replied, speeding, state, test, ticket, told, trooper, watched, wayne

Replies: 1
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 10:07 PM; by Grumpy John

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Being secure at HOME assault

Started by WazOz, 4th January 2009 10:04 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

2.45a.m, advice, alarm, assault, blind, breathalysed, calling, carpet, cops, diy, door, dropno, drunk, guarding, guess, guy, guys, home, house, imagined, live, monitored, plenty, russell, safety, secure, sober, system, time, waste

Replies: 85
Views: 8,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2009 11:45 PM; by RETIRED

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Rough trip home

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th September 2008 08:37 PM

bed, bit, blocks, condition, crawl, decided, denied, door, drunk, finally, fresh, home, leave, left, managed, morning, night, owner, paddy, piece, pub, rang, remember, replied, rough, trip, waking, wheelchair, wife, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2008 08:44 PM; by wheelinround

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Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

Started by wheelinround, 28th September 2008 12:08 AM

.externalclass, 0px;, bed, bismol, day, dog, dogs, door, drunk, enjoy, family, floor, garage, hose, hours, house, jasper, leave, night, pepto, perry, poop, risen, rolls, running, sisters, thanksgiving, time, unbaked, yeast

Replies: 1
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2008 12:17 AM; by tea lady

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Drunk Guy

Started by TheSandpaperMan, 13th August 2008 09:36 PM

act, bar, bloody, breath, chasing, collapses, creams, desperation, drunk, engine, evening, eventually, fast, fire, flashing, friday, gasping, guy, ice, immediately, lights, past, races, running, shouts, siren, staggers, starts, wailing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:36 PM; by TheSandpaperMan

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H/birthday Ruddigar

Started by Waldo, 14th July 2008 12:55 AM

2tsup, ale, beaut, birthday, bloke, brendan/dr.no/felder, cheerleader, cheers2, colours, day, demonstrator, doubt, drunk, foreign, h or birthday, h/birthday, happy, hey, hope, ice, mate, nonetheless, orange, purveyor, ruddigar, sausage, worthy

Replies: 10
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2008 05:58 PM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Barry's return from the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2008 09:21 PM

aids, allan, approaching, backside, band, barry, barrys, bathroom, bloodied, claims, clicks, cut, drunk, home, local, mirror, morning, mouse, night, overimbibed, pathway, pub, refuted, replied, return, returning, slipped, stuck, teach, wounds

Replies: 2
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:53 PM; by tea lady

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A long drink

Started by Woodwould, 9th July 2008 02:56 PM

ago, boyfriend, celebrating, drink, drunk, drunk22, god, hear, heard, long, nearby, person, reunion, school, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife, wife;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:56 PM; by Woodwould

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Things That Are Difficult To Say When....

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd June 2008 06:01 PM

attempt, booze, car, coordination, dance, difficult, disorder, downright, drunk, fighting, fool, hate, home, impossible, innovative, married, morning, nearest, nope, park, passive-aggressive, pee, preliminary, proliferation, refuse, road, specificity, things, toilet, type

Replies: 7
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 06:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

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Love Drunk People

Started by nev25, 19th May 2008 01:53 AM

300, alan, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, loud, love, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, standing, swing, told, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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right words

Started by Elbow, 6th May 2008 12:04 PM

a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, clean, coffee, darling, drunk, eating, eye, happened, home, hot, huge, jack, jillian, kitchen, love, mirror, morning, newspaper, party, perfect, red, rose, son, steaming, stumbles, table, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 08:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Which footy code is it??

Started by Calm, 21st April 2008 05:26 PM

535, accused, afl, apply, arrested, australian, bad, card, charges, code, credit, daughter, defendants, driving, drug-related, drunk, due, football, footy, guess, lawsuits, league, national, nrl, organization, rugby, scroll, shoplifting, spousal, stands

Replies: 3
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 08:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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new meanings

Started by underfoot, 14th March 2008 04:30 PM

apon, balderdash, coffee, coughed, drunk, emergency, esplanade, exam, explain, flatulence, hairline, humerous, meanings, picks, question, rapidly, receding, roller, run, steam, testicle, vehicle, words

Replies: 1
Views: 935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 04:36 PM; by watson

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Helping Hand

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 03:58 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, hand, helped, helping, husband, loud, morning, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 03:58 PM; by fenderbelly

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The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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Another drunk

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 01:16 PM

ahem, arrival, bloody, catholic, church, clears, confessional, drunk, knockin, knocks, loudly, lurches, mate, paper, priest, resident, sits, sound, staggers, theresh, throat, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 01:16 PM; by fenderbelly

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Drunk at the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:13 PM

allan, approached, bar, barman, barry, calendar, drank, drink, drunk, enquired, feel, finally, local, months, pot, pots, pub, quickly, replied, return, scoffed, short, shortly, stole, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Took Dad Shopping

Started by fred.n, 16th December 2007 09:49 PM

bat, blue, buy, choke, classic, dad, day, decided, drunk, eye, food, grab, knowing, life, love, mall, matter, peacock, quickly, response, response;, shoes, shopping, son, staring, style, swallowed, teenager, wild, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:49 PM; by fred.n

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2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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I light of impending marriages

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM

allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:14 AM; by echnidna

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"T" Shirt

Started by rrich, 16th November 2007 01:08 PM

drunk, half, home, honey, money, nascar, phoenix, race, ran, shirt

Replies: 0
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 01:08 PM; by rrich

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The Beer Prayer

Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2007 08:59 AM

art, barmen, barrels, beer, bitter, day, deliver, drink, drunk, foamy, forgive, hallowed, hangovers, head, home, incarceration, lager, lead, prayer, spill, spillages, tavern, thine, thy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:31 PM; by munruben

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Guy from Wallan in the city

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:31 PM

city, dollar, drunk, exclaims, guy, kilos, lost, meter, needle, parking, stares, stopped, walks, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Out for the night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:11 AM

allan, barrys, drunk, dying, heels, home, hope, kick, leave, lights, night, replied, rotten, sounds, time, wife, wild, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:11 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Broken down car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:08 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, broken, car, day, drunk, dying, examining, head, hope, piston, replied, time, worried, wrong, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 08:50 PM; by Tonyz

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Car problems at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:15 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, car, drunk, dying, head, hope, john, mate, munruben, piston, problems, replied, time, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 06:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

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What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Memories That Come Back To Haunt You

Started by rtfarty, 2nd September 2007 02:31 AM

1980, billiards, blonde, car, child, children, disgusted, drunk, english, front, hampstead, haunt, height, leaving, looked, memories, met, night, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 08:19 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

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