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Sometimes a bargain really is a bargain.

Started by markharrison, 20th August 2007 07:55 PM

$32, 2tsup, acceptable, amazing, bad.sure, bargain, blade, bought, china, contact, cost, cut, dies, ear, electronics, fingers, head, home, light, muffs, peltor, price, quality, rest, rip, set, sound, tablesaw, thumbs, tradesmen

Replies: 0
Views: 2,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2007 07:55 PM; by markharrison

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

idiot proofing

Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 07:09 PM

bottles, boy, building.doh, directions, dispencer, dust, ear, gloves, hands, happend, idiot, invert, juice, lid, liquid, mark, mess, mower, pants, proofing, protection, read, removed, rotating, saftey, simply, soap, straightb, stupid, upside

Replies: 8
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 07:04 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Just one more cut

Started by Wayne Blanch, 7th June 2007 01:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bowl, cut, dear, decide, decided, ear, ere, explode, found, items, largest, lot, lucky, luv, managed, mark, miss, morec, nice, nick, outa, people, piece, shed, spread, stress, suddenly, t.v, understand, watching

Replies: 18
Views: 2,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2007 09:47 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Ouch.

Started by soundman, 4th May 2004 09:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adz, care, chissel, complete, damage, danger, dangerous, ear, guards, hand, looked, machines, mak, makes, mess, note, occurs, ouch, power, protection, quiet, sharp, shout, silence, silly, sort, stiching, time, tools, verry

Replies: 26
Views: 6,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2007 09:45 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

How would you fix this wood?

Started by derekcohen, 13th May 2007 11:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

250, 450, board, cedar, centre, confident, cut, cutting, derek, drawer, ear, epoxy, fantastic, feature, figure, fill, fissues, fix, fronts, knot, leaving, marked, perth, picture, red, result, section, thinking, tinted, wood

Replies: 28
Views: 5,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2007 10:18 PM; by scottyb

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Cabinet Makers?

Started by Mcblurter, 15th January 2007 12:47 PM

brunswick, build, cabinet, cabinets, camel, cheers, design, doors, dry, dung, ear, free, idea, ideas, install, jim, laminates, makers, mcblurter, melbourne, morrison, nice, north, offer, polished, quotes, unknown, veneers, wax, wood

Replies: 13
Views: 3,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2007 02:48 AM; by Kev-in Melb

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Home made Triton respirator modification!

Started by cedar n silky, 27th December 2006 07:44 PM

angle, blanks, bought, comfortable, compromising, cut, ear, earmuffs;, foam, glued, helmet, hey, holes, home, knife, lighter, lot, modification, muffs, options, original, respirator, sell, sharp, shroud, sold, stanley, traced, triton, weigh

Replies: 7
Views: 3,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2007 12:28 AM; by Rippa

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Santas Flight

Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM

ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Tag-along bikes or 'The Sow's Ear becomes a Semi-Trailer'

Started by Daddles, 19th December 2006 05:14 PM

bike, bikes, bit, cycling, dad, ear, eyes, frame, heavy, hitch, leapt, plenty, quality, ride, riding, scared, seat, semitrailer, shed, shes, skewer, sow, sows, started, steel, stopped, tag-along, tagalong, talking, time

Replies: 5
Views: 6,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 10:25 PM; by Glenn_M

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

wo....man drivers

Started by Tonyz, 18th December 2006 04:25 PM

burned, call, car, coffee, confusion, damn, disconnected, donut, drivers, ear, easily, fell, hand, knees, knocked, legs, looked, mobile, pants, phone, privates, ruined, shaver, soaked, splashed, steering, straighten, wheel, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:01 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Are my ear muffs faulty?

Started by Mike_R, 29th November 2006 11:59 AM

assembly, behind/above, bracket, broken, clicking, complete, detached, ear, faulty, fit, hand, hard, hat, muff, muffs, powered, press, respirator, visor

Replies: 4
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2006 03:44 PM; by Mike_R

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

ear protection

Started by Tonyz, 24th November 2006 09:30 PM

$65, abusive, assorted, basic, company, cost, day, ear, ears, future, guy, hear, hellava, hours, job, makes, minutes, noise, potential, protection, ringing, router, seasonal, sore, stage, table, takes, talking, tony, whoke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2006 10:18 AM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

3 Blondes

Started by Eddie Jones, 22nd October 2006 04:13 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:42 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Safety ear muffs

Started by pacemaker, 27th September 2006 11:44 PM

battery, ear, muff, muffs, ozito, read, recommend, safety, thread, told, unsure

Replies: 12
Views: 3,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 12:08 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
SAFETY

Still Trying

Started by BernieP, 21st September 2006 04:30 PM

7cm, advice, appreciated, attempt, base, bits, chuck, ear, floor, goblet, mend, noted, past, prior, seee, shot, thin?confused, trouble, usual

Replies: 9
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2006 12:36 AM; by baxter

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Croc Hunter goes to heaven

Started by oldbob13, 13th September 2006 01:28 AM

arrives, bloody, brockrolleyes, conservation, crikey, croc, demanding, ear, earth, ease, gates, greets, heaven, heros, honor, hunter, mate, move, past, pearly, peter, peters, recieves, replies, steve, unexpectedly, warmly, week, wispers, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 01:51 AM; by leftleg

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mischievous Grandma's

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:34 PM

bench, bet, birthday, couple, ear, embarrassed, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, home, jump, knees, laughed, mischievous, nursing, ornery, party, piped, sitting, slapping, snickered, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 08:34 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Nose Ring

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2006 04:40 PM

attached, blonde, chain, distance, ear, earring, eek, explain, friend, hanging, head, matter, mine, nose, persons, remain, ring, rip, time, walk, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 07:42 PM; by Gra

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Lone Ranger

Started by HappyHammer, 25th July 2006 11:31 AM

attractive, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, chiefs, days, disappears, ear, enters, evening, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 11:11 PM; by graemet

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sore neck anyone?

Started by BobL, 25th July 2006 02:05 AM

aches, ago, barely, basically, bend, bending, boat, chest, close, ear, earache, exacerbate, fliped, giving, hand, head, increasing, leaving, muffs, neck, objects, sanding, saturday, shield, sleep, sore, week, weekends, worst, zee

Replies: 6
Views: 2,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 03:50 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
SAFETY

Triton's Awful Homepage Menu

Started by Knurl, 16th May 2006 04:41 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attrocious, awful, ear, flying, forum, heavies, home, homepage, honorable, http://www.triton.com.au, i.t, menu, menus, moi, months, noticed, page, stuart, timer, triton, tritons, webmaster, whisper, woodworkers

Replies: 30
Views: 4,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 08:47 PM; by Andy Mac

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sod it Sod it Sod it, give up WW :(

Started by Iain, 12th June 2006 12:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advanced, bit, bloody, coffee, crawled, decide, door, doors, ear, earmuffs, feels, finish, foul, funny, grab, hobby, hook, inside, left, mouse, muffs, pick, rebate, rout, router, smell, sod, start, swmbo, wall

Replies: 30
Views: 4,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2006 10:08 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Irish vasectomy

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th May 2006 05:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alternative, beer, continue, costly, count, counting, couple, cracker, doctor, ear, expensive, firework, fix, hand, held, home, husband, irish, job, legs, lit, paused, procedure, putting, tasmania, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 23
Views: 2,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 10:33 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

You know you've been bitten by the turning bug when ...

Started by rsser, 26th April 2006 06:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bitten, blue, browser, bug, chips, country, dates, drive, ear, fall, fallen, flashing, folks, gear, head, lay, light, memorised, memory, night, online, pillow, red, registers, retailer, tree, turning, type, url, wood

Replies: 31
Views: 4,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 09:26 PM; by Zed

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

I Hate Metalwork

Started by echnidna, 8th February 2006 07:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anyday, beats, bit, burnt, chisel, coal, cold, couple, crudddy, dirt, ear, eye, eyelid, grinding, hammer, hate, mask, metalwork, metalworking, miner, pair, protector, sawdust, slipped, spark, sunnies, times, trailer, wear, welding

Replies: 15
Views: 2,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 07:06 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Arabian Horse

Started by Bob H, 25th November 2005 11:15 PM

arabian, aspen, cedar, cherry, design, ear, ebony, eye, horse, magazine, mane, red, scroll, walnut=nostril, western, workshop

Replies: 2
Views: 1,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 11:23 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
INTARSIA

Horse

Started by Bob H, 27th September 2005 10:45 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2005 08:29 PM; by Goonyella

Forum:
INTARSIA

Hi Ho Silver

Started by Bluegum, 4th October 2005 01:12 PM

agrees, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, days, ear, ears, enters, evening, grabs, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, plains, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 05:57 PM; by Twodogs

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Gyprocking new addition

Started by Paul B, 19th September 2005 12:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$, addition, afford, ago, amount, bit, clue, convinced, crap, difficult, ear, experience, finish, gyprocking, half, hard, hire, job, loan, lock-up-stage, outlaws, professional, real, reason, rest, shes, stupid, telling, vilaboard, wife

Replies: 27
Views: 6,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 08:53 AM; by wombat47

Forum:
PLASTERING

Review: Ozito Electronic Ear Muffs

Started by Dean, 19th January 2005 11:26 PM

ear, electronic, muffs, online, ozito, review

Replies: 4
Views: 2,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2005 11:59 PM; by nt900

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

About Vertigo............

Started by Tasman, 18th August 2005 10:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

breathing, caight, cat, compalcent, continual, dist, ear, finally, found, happened, industry, jobs, laquers, masking, mile, months, past, peanut, play, reguards, scan, tasman, timber, treatment, vertigo, week, well.i

Replies: 16
Views: 2,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 11:59 PM; by tonyjune

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Donkey's ear shooting board -- reversed slope

Started by zenwood, 5th August 2005 10:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accuracy, accurate, board, combined, comments, conventional, corner, decrease, design, donkey, donkeys, ear, forces, grateful, jig, lift, mitres, opinion, plane, reversed, sense, shooting, slope, sloping, tend, trimming, unit, workpiece, workpiece/plane, wrong

Replies: 26
Views: 11,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 08:08 AM; by zenwood

Forum:
HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

The convict

Started by Breslauer, 11th June 2005 03:50 AM

angry, bathroom, bed, clothes, complain, convict, couple, cute, dangerous, ear, gay, guy, hell, honey, kill, kissing, love, matter, nauseates, neck, resist, responds, satisfy, sex, strong, tells, told, vaseline, whispering, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:31 AM; by outback

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cold water gets quite hot

Started by Gingermick, 11th April 2005 08:48 PM

cheers, cold, ear, east, figured, hot, house, ideas, insulation, makes, mick, pain, run, sits, sort, south, sun, supply, tthe, type, wall, warm, wate, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2005 10:52 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The Rose Garden (a.k.a. The Mower Incident)

Started by Groggy, 29th January 2005 08:46 PM

aka, band, bit, confused, cups, dog, ear, earmuffs, ears, finished, front, garden, hearing, hit, incident, legs, mower, protectors, repairing, ride-on, rose, runs, shot, son, stop, swmbo, tail, time, tractor, trees

Replies: 6
Views: 2,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 10:25 PM; by baseball

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Rose Garden - Part Two

Started by Groggy, 1st February 2005 08:38 PM

called, dog, door, drive, ear, front, gap, garden, guy, hit, home, huh, inside, minutes, mower, nods, phone, property, questions, ride-on, rose, sale, shop, speed, swearing, swmbo, truck, ute, wall, wheels

Replies: 0
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:38 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Solicitors....again

Started by Iain, 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM

advancement, applicant, doctor, dollars, ear, engineer, family, guy, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, lawyer, leave, mars, medical, million, millions, money, nasa, question, replied, research, returning, send, sending, solicitorsagain, thinking, touchy, trip, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ozito Electronic Ear Muffs

Started by mat, 26th October 2004 10:20 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 28
Views: 10,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2004 09:55 PM; by scooter

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Vasectomy with a bang

Started by Rodgera, 3rd November 2004 06:59 PM

bang, beer, bunger, continue, count, counting, doctor, ear, eek, firework, fix, hand, held, home, house, husband, job, larger, legs, lit, paused, piont, procedure, putting, sais, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2004 07:21 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

snip.......

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM

aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 06:36 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

RIP Jessie

Started by silentC, 25th August 2004 12:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affected, balance, bang, bed, check, daughter, day, dealt, died, disease, dog, due, ear, fallen, figured, guess, heard, jess, jessie, left, life, loo, lying, middle, night, rip, slid, time, unable, wall

Replies: 21
Views: 3,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 09:34 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Naughty Words

Started by Dendot, 9th August 2004 06:18 PM

bad, close, ear, girl, harse, headmaster, language, laugh-, leant, magazine, naughty, read, story, u.k, whispered, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2004 06:18 PM; by Dendot

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 4 Aug 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 3rd August 2004 09:46 PM

aug, called, ceiling, corner, cut, days, ear, evening, friends, install, joists, operation, quiz, rafter, rafters, respectfully, stuck, tool, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2004 11:11 PM; by Toggy

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Doctor's Office

Started by silentC, 12th July 2004 10:27 AM

86-year-old, advice, answer, approached, approvingly, crowded, dick, discussed, doctor, doctors, ear, embarrass, irritated, knowing, minutes, nodded, office, people, private, re-entered, receptionist, replied, sir, smiled, smugly, stated, told, waited, walked, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:57 AM; by zymurgy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Got my ear pierced

Started by silentC, 3rd June 2004 05:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

decided, ear, finally, picture, pierced, suits

Replies: 22
Views: 6,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 09:26 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
ROGUES GALLERY

English language problems

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 04:21 PM

barely, bucking, climax, closer, cuddles, damned, ear, english, exhausted, eyes, finish, head, language, love, manages, norwegian, pause, problems, proudly, returns, screaming, short, simultaneously, smile, smiles, softly, speak, stunned, whispers, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 04:21 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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