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Fessing up and quite embarrassed

Started by jefferson, 25th September 2014 08:58 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 2,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2014 10:37 PM; by jefferson

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

One for Old Time's Sake

Started by John Saxton, 24th June 2014 08:57 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, sake, set, sleep, story, time, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

You're never too old

Started by Grumpy John, 16th June 2014 07:01 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2014 07:01 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How far will Ubeaut Moderators go?

Started by Willy Nelson, 16th April 2014 07:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

absolutely, bin, bins, cheers, cut, daddy, dead, discussed, doubt, dream, easterners, embarrassed, finish, firewood, kids, lathe, leaves, left, loss, moderators, promptly, rummage, school, stealing, street, stunning, ubeaut, vtic, willy, yep

Replies: 21
Views: 3,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2014 06:53 PM; by jefferson

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Grading the Fall

Started by Rodgera, 4th May 2013 12:04 PM

9.4, 9.6, 9.8, break, climbed, co-workers, construction, continue, day, embarrassed, fall, foreman, grabbing, grading, hastily-made, holding, john, managing, minor, noticed, reading, received, scaffold, scratches, signs, tumbled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2013 12:04 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Tall Apple Burr Goblet

Started by dr4g0nfly, 19th March 2013 06:39 AM

420mm, agm, apple, attend, attendance, black, burr, chairman, comments, critiques, cup, embarrassed, entry, feel, finial, gallery, goblet, honoured, instant, judge, managed, pass, select, slight, stem, swmbo, tall, top, walnut, winning

Replies: 7
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2013 05:43 PM; by dr4g0nfly

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

How to use a chisel?

Started by Dengue, 31st January 2013 04:26 PM

27mm, 4mm, 7.5mm, bit, chisel, cut, dado, deep, embarrassed, hand, link, posting, stopped, video, wide

Replies: 2
Views: 923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2013 06:03 PM; by fineboxes

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

G'day, mates!

Started by Woodendy, 29th October 2010 07:49 PM

$150, advance, anonymously, brands, embarrassed, gday, girlfriends, grateful, hand, hand-carver, kit, lover, loves, mates, melbourne, membership, move, plans, preston, prezzy, recommend, rejoin, romantic, roots, secret, shop, spend, starter, wood, woody-bits

Replies: 8
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2012 04:41 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Phew!

Started by spencer411, 30th June 2012 10:42 PM

angles, bar, blades, careful, close, collar, coming, cut, dohdohdohdohdohonoccccc, eejit, embarrassed, finger, friend, handle, knife, needless, nice, nipped, phew, rip, riving, seperate, shakey, super, table, toughed, unsafe, vent

Replies: 10
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2012 12:06 AM; by spencer411

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Baroque Lute

Started by Bantiekeeper, 8th April 2012 10:44 PM

advice, appreciated, baroque, comments, despondent, due, dust, ebony, edwards, effort, embarrassed, end.c, filler, final, finish, forum, glue, imperfections, lute, months, paste, reason, rub, scratch, seek, son, taking, time, tinned, van

Replies: 8
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2012 06:17 AM; by Bantiekeeper

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

ago, barked, call, car, church, convince, days, diane, dianes, difficult, dropped, embarrassed, honey, ignition, ken, keys, left, lot, meeting, parking, policeman, retorted, silence, silent, stammered, stolen, theory, time, times, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I am totally flumoxed

Started by Phil Spencer, 20th December 2011 02:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addressed, apparently, collective, earlier, embarrassed, entered, flumoxed, gender, ladies, manner, meeting, mother, mothers, noun, offended, opposite, people, polite, referred, scrags, scuse, shops, shortly, street, taught, term, time, totally, trollops, understand

Replies: 24
Views: 2,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2011 02:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Beginner section

Started by Maj, 31st October 2011 01:16 PM

abbreviation, aimed, annoying, begin, beginner, beginners, chris, embarrassed, feel, figured, fine, form, forum, free, glad, ide, idea, means, noobs, people, perfectly, posts, section, shed, stuff, talking, tools, understand, whilst, woodworking

Replies: 7
Views: 1,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2011 01:21 PM; by Robson Valley

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Easy minor gifts

Started by Fencepost2, 13th December 2010 02:15 PM

acquaintances, address, ago, batch, bit, caddies, couple, desk, easy, embarrassed, extravagant, gifts, holders, hours, including, inspired, johns, jot, knocked, minor, pad, pen, pencils, pens, people, perfect, posters, simple, sticky, www

Replies: 3
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2010 10:37 AM; by munruben

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Help needed on purchasing tools

Started by Woodendy, 30th October 2010 10:01 PM

$150, ages, anonymously, brands, buy, embarrassed, fallen, girlfriends, grateful, hand, hand-carver, kit, melbourne, membership, move, needed, plans, preston, prezzy, purchasing, recommend, rejoin, romantic, secret, shop, spend, starter, tools, tree, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2010 05:32 AM; by underfoot

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I'd like to fix this

Started by Tiger, 14th June 2010 04:01 PM

ago, applied, bit, couple, difficult, embarrassed, feels, fingers, finish, finished, fix, improve, kauri, lot, naturally, patchiness, patchy, photos, piece, pine, plate, pleased, rechuck, result, rub, shellawax, smooth, timber, time

Replies: 13
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 11:43 PM; by Manuka Jock

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Block Plane

Started by Christos, 6th May 2010 09:02 PM

antiseptic, avoid, bandaid, bit, block, blood, couple, cut, dry, embarrassed, fine, flowing, hand, hands, learnt, mills, nail, piece, plane, posting, powder, prevent, putting, shaving, shavings, skin, sole, start, vice, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2010 03:52 PM; by munruben

Forum:
SAFETY

A quickie box from off-cuts

Started by Charleville, 5th May 2010 06:27 PM

aspects, bit, box, casual, change, completed, days, display, door, ear, embarrassed, fishing, flu, front, gifkins, jig, loose, materials, off-cuts, offcuts, patient, perfect, purpose, quickie, relaxing, replace, salvage, slats, started, symptoms

Replies: 2
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 06:59 PM; by Fencepost2

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Playing with blades

Started by Doc58, 5th April 2010 11:46 AM

anyhoo, bit, blades, commission, contributing, doc, embarrassed, harris, heap, heggie, helen, look-alike, lurking, meranti, pine, play, playing, ply, post, puzzles, quality, scrap, scroll, scrollers, scrollsaw, spend, stuff, time, toys, wink

Replies: 3
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2010 12:13 AM; by Doc58

Forum:
SCROLLERS FORUM

Rough Country Road

Started by Rodgera, 27th February 2010 03:30 PM

bouncy, country, driving, embarrassed, excuse, father, four-wheel-drive, gettin, grandfather, grandpa, grandpas, handling, hard, inexperience, lame, offered, potholes, ride, road, rough, shadows, sun, trees, vehicle, worry

Replies: 5
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2010 10:56 PM; by 27saxophone

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Big Price Variance at Carbatec for Drum Sander

Started by TP1, 24th October 2009 09:34 PM

$799, affairs, big, brisbane, carbatec, china, competition, difference, direct, drum, economy, embarrassed, genuinely, h&f, internet, machines, poorly, price, prices, represented, salesman, sander, shine, splitting, stupid, sun, taiwan, thinking, variance, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2009 09:34 PM; by TP1

Forum:
JOINTERS, MOULDERS, THICKNESSERS, ETC

Mystery Pen Blank.....

Started by Les in Red Deer, 14th September 2009 02:56 PM

australia, blank, embarrassed, leahy, les, mail, mystery, norman, note, package, park, pen, person, received, recognize.b, species, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2009 09:05 PM; by Simomatra

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Walking sticks

Started by Rum Pig, 3rd March 2009 08:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appreciatedd, convinced, dose, easyno, embarrassed, frustration, fussy.roll, happy, kits, lucky, reason, recipient, shareu, stick, sticks, swmbo, thisdoh, thread, tips, trouble, walking, weekend, wonderful

Replies: 23
Views: 3,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2009 04:33 PM; by Rum Pig

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

friends

Started by groverwa, 20th June 2009 05:47 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:04 AM; by Lignin

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

grrr My first exprience with wood movement

Started by fourleafandy, 1st April 2009 08:38 PM

added, behold, bit, coat, cupped, decided, drop, dry, embarrassed, exprience, fix, grrr, guys, hope, left, level, lid, low, molding, movement, picture, post, reading, router, sense, slightly, straight, straightened, varnish, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2009 11:53 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

japanese 'slick' chisel

Started by simon d, 2nd January 2009 09:46 AM

35mm, 92981, appreciated, ashes, bushfire, chisel, claimed, collection, day, description, education, embarrassed, found, house, ian, info, japanese, knowing, lick, melted, picture, possibilities, re-temper, realized, set, slick, sole, survivor, tools, uncle

Replies: 1
Views: 3,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2009 01:32 AM; by ian

Forum:
JAPANESE HAND TOOLS

Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A warning about a hoax

Started by SAISAY, 4th June 2008 04:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, addresses, ago, book, carbon, ceejay, charters, copies, days, email, embarrassed, ensures, falling, feel, forward, forwarded, hoax, hold, missing, obtain, private, received, relieved, savvy, scam, strangers, teenager, towers, warning, wolffie

Replies: 18
Views: 3,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:08 PM; by woodbe

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Blonds Not Dumb

Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2008 10:28 AM

automatically, bet, blonds, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, dumb, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 11:01 AM; by mic-d

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

embarrassed ventriloquist

Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM

accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:25 AM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

approached, change, desk, doctor, doctors, embarrassed, enquire, equally, filled, folks, heads, impotence, looked, loud, mess, noticed, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, sex, snapped, snooty, unfriendly, voice, waiting, woman, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

2 old ladies

Started by thefixer, 2nd February 2008 08:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 08:08 PM; by thefixer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Please Pay

Started by nev25, 31st January 2008 08:27 PM

ago, automatically, bet, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, fast-talking, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, silence, stupid, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:20 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Starret vs Mitutoyo

Started by sumu, 29th September 2007 05:33 AM

3mm, answer, basic, bought, caliper, close, combination, couple, embarrassed, equipment, experience, feel, handheld, heard, kinda, kippis, measurement, measurements, mitutoyo, practically, precision, self-evident, sheet, square, starret, steel, sumu, thickness, tool, yuppies

Replies: 6
Views: 5,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 09:51 PM; by Wombat200

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Breast feeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th October 2007 08:25 AM

allan, alleviate, arms, babe, baby, babys, breast, chewing, crying, damn, descent, ears, embarrassed, exclaimed, explained, fashion, feeding, gallantly, gosh, gum, head, hungry, landing, mother, nursing, pediatrician, pilot, pressure, shook, true

Replies: 3
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:04 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Socrates the philosopher

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th August 2007 06:09 PM

ashamed, bad, bonking, continued, contrary, embarrassed, esteem, explains, filter, found, hear, heard, held, mind, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reason, replied, shrugged, socrates, soctates, student, students, test, time, true, usefulness, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:32 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Introduction

Started by Cabinet Girl, 1st March 2007 12:30 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

admit, boss, cool, day, embarrassed, encouraged, forum, forward, home, introduction, jealous, job, join, joined, life, lucky, met, oclock, projects, ready, real, rolleyes, sheds, wendy, women, woodworkers, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 35
Views: 5,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2007 07:10 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
WOOD WHISPERING WOMEN

How Would You Go About This Job?

Started by Metal Head, 24th June 2006 11:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adhesive, advance, attached, attempt, base, david, embarrassed, floor, grout, images, job, life, market, meeting, membrane, paint, preferable, products, remove, removed, replacing, replies, sealant, shower, special, thanking, tiles, tiling, time, wall

Replies: 18
Views: 3,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2006 02:08 AM; by woodsprite

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Mischievous Grandma's

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:34 PM

bench, bet, birthday, couple, ear, embarrassed, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, home, jump, knees, laughed, mischievous, nursing, ornery, party, piped, sitting, slapping, snickered, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 08:34 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

replacement windows

Started by goat, 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM

anymore, automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helloooo, house, hung, installed, line, pay, replaced, replacement, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM; by goat

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

BMW's

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th July 2006 05:26 PM

####, accident, answers, bmw, breaks, day, embarrassed, farted, fine, greets, hoping, inadvertently, lady, leather, lovely, madam, madame, materialises, nervously, price, professionalism, salesman, sir, time, touching, uncomfortably, upholstery, vehicle, walks, wind

Replies: 1
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2006 05:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Does Cameron Potter have a brother - Does he want one?

Started by Hardenfast, 3rd June 2006 01:01 PM

afraid, amount, brother, cameron, contributions, contributors, convert, dark, distinguished, diversions, due, embarrassed, eventaully, fall, glossary, grasp, guys, heaps, immediately, perusing, pleasing, potter, projects, recreational, schedule, site, spent, stuff, time, wayne

Replies: 14
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2006 11:33 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Cats?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 23rd May 2006 12:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cats, confused, disappointed, embarrassed, hey, jules

Replies: 15
Views: 2,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 09:40 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Socrates

Started by Driver, 2nd March 2006 11:55 AM

acquaintance, ashamed, bad, continued, contrary, dear, defeated, embarrassed, esteem, filter, found, heard, held, interrupted, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reader, regarded, shagging, shrugged, socrates, student, test, true, truth, understand, usefulness, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2006 12:24 AM; by soundman

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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