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Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

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Politically correct...?

Started by MBM888, 19th March 2013 02:21 PM

apologised, car, cop, correct, dancing, darkies, disturbance, exclaimed, golf, incorrect, local, neighbourhood, officers, oops, partner, patrolling, police, politically, radioed, roof, tango, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 11:24 PM; by hp8

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Found in the Attic

Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2013 02:17 PM

ago, answered, attic, batteries, black, cleaning, continued, cool, exclaimed, grand, hey, invented, keys, kids, leaving, letters, manual, nan, page, paper, persisted, plug, print, spare, striking, swmbo, time, typewriter, uncovered, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2013 05:58 PM; by wheelinround

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The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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A Homeless Man

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:30 PM

astounded, beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, fishing, food, furious, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:30 PM; by MBM888

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Piano Tuner

Started by Rodgera, 14th April 2012 04:13 PM

announced, chest, complete, discovered, doorbell, exclaimed, front, house, lady, madam, neighbors, piano, porch, rang, replied, send, tool, tuner, workman

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2012 04:13 PM; by Rodgera

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Secret Party

Started by Rodgera, 24th June 2011 12:00 PM

70-year, appreciated, clean, cleaning, company, cried, exclaimed, foot, leaked, life, manager, mess, modest, office, party, perturbed, plans, rushed, secret, simply, sir, smith, spent, stage, wind, woman, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Golfing Lady

Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM

calmly, cat, day, died, dinner, dish, egg, enjoying, exclaimed, feeding, food, golf, golfing, home, horrified, husband, kill, knowing, lady, leaf, lettuce, months, murdered, partners, stoically, time, told, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 04:15 PM; by issatree

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Historic Recall

Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2011 03:26 PM

1st, 500, ago, america, class, columbus, concluded, crabtree, discovery, exclaimed, grade, happened, historic, memory, recall, story, student, telling, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2011 09:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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only ordered beer all evening

Started by groverwa, 19th July 2010 11:08 PM

approached, banana, beer, brought, cheesecake, coke, dessert, dinner, drink, drinks, evening, exclaimed, gonnalove, homeddo, lots, nice, night, ordered, pardon, piggies, piggy, pigs, plate, salad, split, sprite, steak, table, waiter, wee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2010 11:00 AM; by Spanner69

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Wisdom That Comes With Age

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2010 08:22 AM

afternoon, age, beating, cans, cents, continued, day, days, dent, drum, drummed, exclaimed, income, kids, leader, lousy, pay, peace, putting, recession, sad, school, smile, street, time, told, trash, waste, wisdom, wise

Replies: 0
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 08:22 AM; by Rodgera

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Call to the Governor

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2010 12:18 PM

agreed, assistant, attorney, begged, cajoling, call, died, emergency, exclaimed, funeral, governor, governors, grumbled, home, judge, lawyer, mansion, midnight, morning, phoned, pierson, replied, shortly, talk, wait, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2010 10:59 AM; by chrisb691

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Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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political joke

Started by jow104, 24th October 2009 09:02 PM

accident, brown, call, children, darlin, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, gordon, hand, johnny, joke, kerryin, loss, ower, plane, political, raised, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tae, tragedy, volunteered, wee, weel, wid, widnae

Replies: 2
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2009 12:49 AM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Didn't really know where to put this

Started by artme, 20th September 2009 03:53 AM

$au14, $au48, bastard, beautiful, bloody, brasil, buy, carissimo, cut, double, equivalent, equivivalent, exclaimed, expensive, feel, fellow, file, floor, gut, hardware, metalworkers, muito, picked, price, raspedeira, roughly, sample, single, slightly, trots

Replies: 4
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2009 02:27 PM; by Retromilling

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$40,000 Funeral

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM

$40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 07:40 PM; by Grumpy John

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Are You All Right?

Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM

breathing, carrying, class, classes, classmates, cpr, doll, ear, exclaimed, feel, gently, instructed, instructor, legs, listen, mannequin, mannequins, models, mouth, practice, required, resusci-annie, senior, shook, storage, suddenly, torso, trades, typical, victim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 12:10 PM; by Rodgera

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Something to look forwards to. !!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd January 2009 04:43 PM

60-year, awe, bathroom, call, called, commented, day, exclaimed, fine, forwards, george, georges, god, incredible, janis, light, night, normal, peeing, physical, physically, poor, refrigerator, relationship, results, smith, tests, true, wife, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2009 04:43 PM; by fenderbelly

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Short on petrol try this

Started by Calm, 30th November 2008 06:58 PM

answered, bee, bees, car, driving, entire, exclaimed, flew, gas, gonna, ignition, key, love, minutes, moment, petrol, ran, replied, road, short, started, swarm, tank, told, wait, watched, window, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 08:17 PM; by Papa

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Blonde joke

Started by peterpiper, 20th November 2008 05:30 PM

andy, answer, arrivals, arrive, blonde, days, easy, entrance, exam, exclaimed, expect, head, heaven, joke, letter, matilda, peter, question, questions, replied, returned, shaking, short, stand, start, swagman, time, twelve, waltzing, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2008 06:10 PM; by tea lady

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Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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Knock off early

Started by Claw Hama, 19th April 2008 09:54 PM

bed, bedroom, break, caught.o, coffee, coming, couple, decided, door, early, exclaimed, foreman, guys, heard, hours, house, job, knock, leaving, left, master, noises, paddy, quietly, shocked, thursday, tim, time, tom, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 12:23 AM; by reef12

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Perjury

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th March 2008 11:37 AM

age, allan, blonde, coffee, cold, complained, court, day, days, earth, elderly, exclaimed, feed, friends, fronted, gaol, guilty, john, magistrate, meet, park, perjury, pleaded, police, pretty, proud, raped, replied, shop, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Busted

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 04:22 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 07:35 PM; by Claw Hama

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Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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Barry and Allan's job interview

Started by munruben, 27th December 2007 09:20 AM

air, allan, allans, annoyed, barry, barrys, benefit, bit, chop, choppers, enrolled, exclaimed, force, hears, home, interview, interviewer, job, mate, papers, people, pile, pilot, proudly, sighed, sign, surely, tells, wait, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 08:16 PM; by billbeee

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One of our lady woodies?

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th December 2007 06:56 PM

1959, attended, balding, bastard, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, grey-haired, hmmmmm, lady, lined, looked, munruben, pride, quickly, school, sitting, surely, teach, teeth, ugly, waiting, woodies, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 09:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Breast feeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th October 2007 08:25 AM

allan, alleviate, arms, babe, baby, babys, breast, chewing, crying, damn, descent, ears, embarrassed, exclaimed, explained, fashion, feeding, gallantly, gosh, gum, head, hungry, landing, mother, nursing, pediatrician, pilot, pressure, shook, true

Replies: 3
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:04 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Regular as clockwork.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 06:42 PM

5.00am, 6.00am, 7.00am, allan, answered, bladder, bowels, chap, checkup, clockwork, doctor, dying, exclaimed, fine, hope, morning, regular, replied, time, wake, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 02:30 PM; by sea dragon

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Jewish Funeral

Started by Iain, 4th August 2007 09:31 AM

$500, carats, computed, donated, drinks, exclaimed, fifty, food, funeral, half, jewish, memorial, nice, nodded, quickly, rabbis, rest, rose, sadie, services, shiva, shul, stone, thousand, vey, whisper, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:31 AM; by Iain

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A blond moment

Started by munruben, 14th July 2007 09:42 PM

bag, blond, bottom, car, cop, cycle, driver, driving, duty, equally, exclaimed, found, handbag, handing, looked, luckily, mirror, moment, motor, officer, photo, picture, police, pulled, searched, speeding, started, ticket, tore, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 09:42 PM; by munruben

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Schoolfriends?

Started by Terry B, 7th June 2007 05:45 PM

1969, answered, attended, baldheaded, bitch, bore, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, degree, examined, exclaimed, fat, gleamed, graduate, gray, haired, looked, pride, quickly, school, schoolfriends, son, suddenly, teach, teeth, ulladulla, wall, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:15 PM; by Bob38S

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calender stretch

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:56 PM

answers, boy, boys, calender, college, cool, dad, display, exclaimed, eye, february, friday, january, march, married, notices, pack, package, picking, picks, replied, replies, saturday, school, sigh, son, stretch, sunday, tear, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:56 PM; by John Saxton

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You know your old when

Started by bennylaird, 10th October 2006 12:24 PM

#you, 1959, answered, attended, balding, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, gray-haired, hmmm, lined, looked, love, morgan, park, pride, quickly, school, sitting, son-of-a-bitch, teach, teeth, ugly, wrinkled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2006 12:32 PM; by Stuart

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Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 2,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

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Zoo Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM

animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:14 PM; by rrich

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Affairs

Started by Baz, 13th April 2006 06:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 06:41 PM; by Baz

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Chalres and Camilla again....

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 09:50 AM

bedroom, bloody, boy, camilla, chalres, charles, darling, door, exclaimed, feels, god, groan, harder, heir, left, navy, night, philip, prince, pry, queen, shoe, shoes, suite, throne, tight, tighter, told, wedding, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 12:19 PM; by Buzzer

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RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

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Tragedy

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM

accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king

Replies: 3
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 04:14 PM; by Carry Pine

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Tragedy

Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM

accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:06 AM; by Daddles

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Pancakes

Started by fxst, 16th August 2005 06:52 PM

angel, appeared, arrived, boy, breakfast, brenda, child, confidently, declared, doctor, examining, exclaimed, explained, father, gee, health, hesitation, middle, morning, mum, pancakes, replied, rest, six-year-old, solve, son, stack, steve, table, warm

Replies: 4
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:44 PM; by joseph84

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Red Head story

Started by Iain, 15th August 2005 09:11 AM

blonde, body, broken, complained, complaining, doctor, examined, exclaimed, finger, head, hurts, index, painful, proceeded, red, redhead, sore, story, touch, touching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 10:33 AM; by DanP

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How true

Started by Forest Gump, 1st April 2005 03:03 PM

100, assigned, blanket, bother, closet, cold, embarrassed, exclaimed, farted, found, idea, initially, leaned, lower, married, met, moment, people, pretend, reach, replied, silence, sleeping, tonight, train, transcontinental, true, uneasy, woman, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 09:21 PM; by MathewA

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Overworked

Started by gatiep, 8th November 2004 02:23 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 02:23 AM; by gatiep

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How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

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Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

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a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

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Humming Sound

Started by Barry_White, 18th April 2004 01:49 PM

bed, bedroom, buzzing, closest, coming, couple, daughter, daughters, days, entering, exclaimed, found, game, hall, heard, home, humming, husband, living, mother, naked, parents, replied, son-in-law, sound, television, time, vibrator, walking, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 01:49 PM; by Barry_White

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