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Jointer knives: How fine do you go?

Started by RedShirtGuy, 23rd March 2014 07:53 PM

begins, bestest, bevel, bitumen, blades, car, dozen, dragged, eternal, fart, fine, finish, glass, grade, jointer, justify, knives, machine, mind, monotony, mounted, retail, road, sandpaper, save, sbd, slice, spinning, twenty, wander

Replies: 4
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2014 10:54 PM; by pjt

Forum:
SHARPENING

New pen kit

Started by gingerbeer86, 4th March 2013 11:36 AM

acrylic, age, annual, blank, bruce, bruces, called, cap, clean, delivery, dude, due, fart, friday, held, kit, lines, magnet, magnetic, nib, nice, pen, pewter, post, review, transition, website, weekend, wife, woodnworkshop

Replies: 9
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2013 09:53 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now

Replies: 1
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another Bench

Started by The Bleeder, 22nd July 2012 04:53 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

1/2, amd, bench, broken, easier, fart, imperial, inched, inches, kids, laminating, lamination, lot, pallets, phot, process, scored, shavings, slow, start, started, style, suit, thick, thicknessed, timber, time, top, wide, yesterday

Replies: 47
Views: 8,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2013 08:27 AM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
THE WORK BENCH

Vintage Suitcase Toolbox build

Started by Milo, 12th November 2012 04:29 PM

advice, bit, boards, box, brain, build, curf, cut, cutting, degree, fart, flipped, latteral, leaving, lid, lid/door, live, marked, night, photo, proceed, proceeded, straight, stunting, suitcase, thinking, toolbox, vintage, weeks, wonky

Replies: 8
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2012 08:23 AM; by artme

Forum:
BOX MAKING

A Brown toy, but not made of wood!

Started by tea lady, 28th December 2011 09:56 AM

birthday, book, boy, brown, cape, close, complete, crocheted, fantastic, fart, friend, paper, poo, spew.u, super, thinking, toilet, toy, wee, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2011 05:26 PM; by colbra

Forum:
TOY MAKING

Yesterdays Brain Fart And Todays Project

Started by matthew_g, 7th October 2011 04:15 PM

brain, ciggy, content, controlable, cuppa, device, disengage, dog, easy, electrical, fart, hope, house, leaving, manually, mill, motor, project, quick, run, sandwich, screwing, speed, spit, started, table, thread, todays, tuned, yesterdays

Replies: 8
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2011 07:22 PM; by Dave J

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Makita Router

Started by Sparkey, 13th July 2011 07:03 AM

1/2, 1/4, 3/8, answer, apparently, blew, cheers, collett, confused, cutters, fart, fit, hold, inch, info, listed, makita, manual, misprint, nice, nips, nuclear, picture, power, router, shank, sleeve, sparkey, station, suppliers

Replies: 0
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2011 07:03 AM; by Sparkey

Forum:
ROUTING FORUM

What has happened to tradesmen

Started by rrobor, 21st May 2011 09:40 PM

acceptable, break, chances, consisted, downgrading, engineer, failure, fart, farts, fit, fools, generation, god, gutter, guttering, gutters, guy, happened, leads, money, paid, price, quotes, rip, save, society, stick, suitable, trade, tradesmen

Replies: 9
Views: 2,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2011 11:29 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Construction Help please

Started by Philisa88, 20th December 2010 05:18 PM

appreciated, attach, brain, cheers, coffee, construction, current, designed, determine, fart, forgot, frame, greatly, guinea, hey, leg, rosewood, suggestions, table, timber, top

Replies: 13
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2010 05:35 PM; by Philisa88

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Just when you thought the numpties at Bunnings couldn't get any worse

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th September 2010 03:50 AM

500, blacktown, bringing, bunnings, business, close, coat, customer, customers, decide, diy, fart, hang, hardware, hat, left, lot, measuring, meters, pity, pub, read, real, renovateforum.com, spend, staff, stores, tape, thread, wesfarmers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2010 03:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

G'day, gotta get the MDF dust outta here

Started by robp_1104, 20th August 2010 09:18 PM

1hp, 2010, 2hp, alternatives, carbatec, catalog, dust, economy, extra, extractor, fart, gday, gotta, house, island, kangaroo, mdf, money, mud, newbie, outta, p89, rewound, robp, router, routers, table, workshop, worth, yeah

Replies: 8
Views: 2,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2010 10:11 AM; by BobL

Forum:
DUST EXTRACTION

Help! Confusing myself

Started by groeneaj, 25th July 2010 10:13 PM

absolute, adjusting, andy, brain, clockwise, compare, comparing, confusing, cutter, fart, feeding, fence, figure, knob, left, lever, lock, mount, mounted, pics, reading, router, searched, spinning, table, thankyou, threads/looking, timber, triton

Replies: 5
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2010 06:46 PM; by rayintheuk

Forum:
ROUTING FORUM

Rebating on the jointer

Started by mic-d, 3rd June 2010 05:20 PM

6mmx150mm, agodoh, angle, blades, board, brain, cheers, drum, edge, elses, extend, fart, hanging, infeed, jointer, lip, michael, moment, offset, optimistic, pardon, rebate, rebating, recalled, resting, seniors, simplest, table, tad, time

Replies: 11
Views: 2,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2010 05:19 PM; by mic-d

Forum:
JOINTERS, MOULDERS, THICKNESSERS, ETC

Silence!

Started by bullfright, 8th April 2010 03:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2010 03:06 PM; by bullfright

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Couple small boxes

Started by northlander, 29th January 2010 12:23 AM

attention, bird's eye, bottom, box, boxes, brain, cool, couple, curly, cutting, dados, fancy, fart, maple, pay, planned.roll, prep, prior, reminder, resulted, sailing, simple, small, smooth, stock, stuff, suppose, taller, top, walnut

Replies: 11
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2010 03:51 AM; by gwambygine

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Warning

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:18 AM

aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, hardware, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2009 09:47 AM; by masoth

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Little Jonny

Started by Bluegum, 13th May 2009 09:13 PM

arrives, assures, baffled, balloon, bathroom, boy, break, business, calls, describes, doctor, examine, fart, finally, hard, hell, johnny, jonny, leads, leaves, mum, pen, shes, shortly, situation, starts, takes, time, toilet, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:17 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hippo Birdies Two Ewes Stirlo!!

Started by watson, 10th April 2009 11:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bed, birdies, cos, dribble, ewes, fart, hippo, morning, porridge, stirlo

Replies: 15
Views: 2,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 12:58 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The old fart test #2!

Started by AUSSIE, 28th February 2009 11:05 AM

70%, airplanes, belt, buckle, card, carrying, chess, evening, everthing, fart, feel, flying, gray, haired, hurt, hurts, knees, lady, night, playing, prefer, r/c, remember, rocking, sit, street, test, trainer, wife, winded

Replies: 7
Views: 2,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2009 08:16 AM; by Papa

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

need to find a supplier of power hacksaw blades

Started by matthew_g, 19th December 2008 12:04 AM

advance, all.i, aus, bargain, basment, blades, bought, brain, buy, fart, forgot, gent, hacksaw, hoping, mattd, net, power, price, supplier, surfing, takes, thankyou

Replies: 5
Views: 2,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 08:35 PM; by steran50

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

BRAVO to the Seniors!!!!!!

Started by Barry_White, 28th October 2008 08:35 AM

advantage, applause, arrogant, beer, bravo, cars, citizens, computers, drink, electric, energy, fart, generation, grew, hydrogen, invented, light-speed, litany, love, mars, nuclear, pausing, processing, resounding, senior, seniors, son, spaceships, students, visited

Replies: 3
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2008 05:43 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Lonesomebob in Michigan USA

Started by lonesomebob, 2nd August 2008 12:58 AM

bob, building, cars, enforcement, fart, flintlock, happen, holton, law, lonesomebob, marine, michigan, morning;, motto, retired, rifles, sort, usa, waiting

Replies: 12
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 12:51 AM; by lonesomebob

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Bike... what to buy?

Started by Christopha, 12th November 2007 09:34 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$4000, bike, blood, buy, cart, collection, comfort, country, fancy, fart, grunt, half, harley, kinda, knife, knowledgeable, lot, motorcycling, pay, pills, pressure, revheads, sold, sound, speed, suggestions, travel, viagra, vitamins, wheeler

Replies: 51
Views: 10,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2008 12:52 AM; by Sleeping Dog

Forum:
MOTOR VEHICLES

Alzheimer's Test:

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:18 PM

age, aloud, alzheimer, alzheimers, assessment, average, betcha, busy, cat, developed, fart, forty, harvard, line, mental, mistake, passing, person, psychiatry, read, resist, school, test, time, top, university, word

Replies: 9
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2008 09:20 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

newbie to making lumber

Started by jimbo4261, 18th July 2008 01:05 AM

8000, advise, anyother, chain, echo, fart, iii, lumber, making, mark, newbie, rip, set

Replies: 13
Views: 2,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 04:33 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Headin of inna da neba neba!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 25th March 2008 11:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2tsup, adding, arieal, bits, bought, bullbar, cheers, dan, days, doh, essentials, fart, head, headin, ice, inna, life, morning, neba, pics, prado, quick, rundown, shane, single, spots, start, tomorrow, track, tucker

Replies: 33
Views: 6,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 06:36 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
TRAVEL

Urgent Warning

Started by MrFixIt, 24th January 2008 02:43 PM

aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, scams, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings

Replies: 7
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 04:00 AM; by jow104

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A Poem

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:49 AM

bad, bed, belly, catchy, curious, ease, elevators, fart, farts, fleas, forget, johns, leave, linger, occur, pass, poem, prairie, quickly, quiet, simply, sooner, strange, suffocates, sweet, true-, vile, warms, wide-open, winter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 01:32 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sorry Neil - Chanel #7

Started by Sebastiaan56, 19th September 2007 08:49 AM

balding, chanel, eva, fart, kidding, longora, neil, odd, weeks, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2007 02:15 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A Royal Question

Started by Des.K., 6th June 2007 09:14 PM

daughter, expressions, fart, philip, priceless, question, rounds, royal, smile, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 02:57 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Old fart and fibro

Started by billbeee, 29th May 2007 07:17 AM

1936, 1973, bash, bill, building, built, ceiling, criminal, cringe, dead, demolishing, fart, fibro, floor, frame, hospital, humour, incidentally, job, joists, karri, lengths, nowadays, photographs, reminiscences, salvaged, straight, timber, type, weekend

Replies: 3
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 11:35 PM; by Schtoo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Here goes nothing...

Started by Cruzi, 22nd December 2006 11:50 PM

backwardseek, bits, brain, break, cleverly, english, fart, fine, fixed, frame, frames, happened, hinges, holes, insteadeek, luckily, magazine, makes, nice, no3, oak, offcut, pins, shirty, skills, stand, station, weather, weekend, whip

Replies: 6
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2006 09:25 AM; by meerkat

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

The silent Fart

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM

aid, attending, battery, church, couple, elderly, fart, halfway, hearing, husband, leans, replies, services, silent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:31 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

batteries

Started by Miltzy, 20th May 2006 11:09 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 11:09 AM; by Miltzy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Looking for Lathe

Started by AussieGreg, 20th November 2005 04:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

900, brisbane, bug, buy, choice, fart, highschool, ideal, lathe, lost, loved, mc1100, newbie, one.d, thinking, yea

Replies: 15
Views: 2,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 08:46 AM; by AussieGreg

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Bubblebath

Started by echnidna, 2nd April 2005 10:24 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2005 02:49 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

nudist club

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:55 PM

bench, bends, call, called, club, colony, day, erection, facilities, fart, greeted, hairy, hard-on, huge, implies, membership, month, naked, newcomer, nudist, office, old;, receptionist, replies, rule, sir, smiling, staggers, times, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2002 07:48 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

He said ---She said

Started by coastie, 13th February 2002 09:40 PM

,ive, badly, board, coming, drunk, eyes, fart, fun, gonna, half, hall, home, husband, idea, inches, ironing, laid, late, light, love, money, orgasm, positions, sit, sofa, stand, swapping, tonight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2002 09:40 PM; by coastie

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Grandma

Started by Gino, 17th January 2002 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2002 10:37 AM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Top Ten

Started by Baz, 29th December 2001 10:22 PM

1he, 2he, 3he, 4priest, board, fart, fun, gonna, grocery, hallway, home, husband, idea, inches, ironing, late, leave, light, mirror, money, orgasm, room;my, sideways, sit, sofa, stand, ten, tonight, top, wear

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 10:22 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

From Dr Ted

Started by ubeaut, 19th September 2000 11:08 PM

aware, erection, fart, pass, pier, ted, toilet, told, trust, waste, wisdom, wonderful, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

'S 50

Started by ubeaut, 30th June 2000 02:10 PM

2000.], 50th, admittance, ancient, birthday, c.r.a.f.t, club, edited, f&@cking, fart, fartdom, free, gain, happy, july, loyal, mate, message, neil, officially, pauline, remember, robbo, ubeaut, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2000 11:57 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

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