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Is that a 12' GIS I see hull down on your horizon

Started by nemo43, 9th May 2011 02:39 PM

38 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 38

act, age, bearing, brought, confrontation, constant, conversation, dwelling, eastwood, edge, farts, gis, grin, head, horizon, hull, limitations, mik, mind, movement, nemo, overpowering, presha, shorter, speed, stage, suitable, threeway

Replies: 559
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2015 04:53 PM; by jayfk

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Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

Doctors Visit

Started by CMB, 18th November 2013 09:28 AM

bother, cleared, craig, cute, doctor, doctors, farted, farting, farts, hearing, heck, lady, matter, office, pills, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, stink, terribly, times, visit, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2013 09:28 AM; by CMB

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WOODIES JOKES

Huon

Started by WRB, 6th April 2013 11:35 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

billy, built, business, day, duck, farts, franlky, guitar, horrible, houn, huon, king, kottke, leo, muggy, oily, played, singing, sound, stick, talking, tasmanian, tone, tops, wood

Replies: 49
Views: 6,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2013 06:28 PM; by woodturner777

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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Thunder and lightning

Started by DaveTTC, 27th May 2013 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

daughters, farts, hear, lightening, lightning, potent, smell, thunder

Replies: 26
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2013 12:39 AM; by Durdge39

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

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WOODIES JOKES

What has happened to tradesmen

Started by rrobor, 21st May 2011 09:40 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 2,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2011 11:29 AM; by tea lady

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HAVE YOUR SAY

G'day

Started by Edhills, 21st February 2010 02:41 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2010 06:43 PM; by K_S

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

chicken joke

Started by jow104, 18th September 2009 05:59 PM

age, bits, bought, chicken, closed, coop, farmer, farmhouse, farts, fast, feet, front, gaining, gap, head, joke, mess, moral, porch, rooster, round, running, sitting, skill, spot, story, stud, takes, usual, wisdom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:24 PM; by jow104

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WOODIES JOKES

Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

calling, collar, company, dirty, dog, dogs, eating, enjoy, farts, gladly, join, keeping, late, lemon, mad, men, mind, night, pee, pervert, prefer, ride, smells, studded, tire, toilet, tree, ute, voice, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

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WOODIES JOKES

Triton helmet danger

Started by cellist, 11th September 2008 11:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anus, danger, farts, fellow, filled, fumbled, gagged, gusset, helmet, helmets, hip, incident, kill, mission, occurred, post, raise, reconnaissance, respirator, sanding, sort, spluttered, tight, triton, unfortunate, unit, visor, wear, wearing, woodworkers

Replies: 25
Views: 5,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2008 10:17 PM; by RETIRED

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WOODIES JOKES

TSC10HB vs CT110L

Started by mhewitt, 27th June 2008 08:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$200, 190kg, 260kg, ahead, base, bigger, buy, ct110, ct110l, dado, downside, effort, experience, extra, farts, fence, gday, heavier, left, left-tilt, missing, mobile, router, saving, sliding, suit, table, tilt, tsc10hb, wing

Replies: 34
Views: 7,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2008 07:09 PM; by mhewitt

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TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

Kangaroo Farts Could Help Global Warming!!

Started by Metal Head, 6th December 2007 03:22 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 03:51 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A Poem

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:49 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 01:32 PM; by pawnhead

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WOODIES JOKES

A question for my fellow "Old Farts"

Started by JohnnyR, 16th July 2006 01:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

200lbs, availed, bit, close, country, doctor, fallen, farts, feel, fellow, fess, fulltime, helps, line, maintained, november, office, old farts, question, re-attained, recent, remotely, scales, take-out, trip, ugly, visit, waaaay, weight, wife

Replies: 17
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:18 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Silent and Odourless

Started by Five Thumbs, 18th February 2006 10:49 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 12:28 PM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

The advantage of old age

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:42 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 10:59 PM; by Razor

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WOODIES JOKES

Human nature - Gotta luv it

Started by ubeaut, 23rd October 2005 03:36 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$118.80, bloody, call, card, cheers, cleared, consciences, credit, farts, goodness, gotta, hear, honesty, human, lady, leave, luv, machine, melb, nature, neil, pauline, phone, predictable, received, ring, spoke, talk, told, unrewarded

Replies: 39
Views: 4,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 11:25 PM; by scooter

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Reputation Points Upgrade

Started by Ashore, 15th August 2005 11:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

451, approvel, bright, brown, church, colour, day, dots, farts, green, infinity, infomation, knowing, magnificent, moderators, pew, pick, points, pts, question, reputation, sit, stops, suggest, upgrade, useless, wise, wondered

Replies: 15
Views: 2,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 06:22 PM; by Ashore

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Trend vs. Triton Powered Resperator

Started by Grunt, 29th March 2005 07:52 PM

$250, $270, $500, air, als, bought, bum, close, extra, farts, grunt, intake, money, ozwinner, powered, protect, resperator, smelly, spend, trend, triton, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 08:18 PM; by jow104

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Please be advised: Toilet Humour

Started by TOMARTOM, 19th July 2004 09:20 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 11:14 PM; by WISE

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WOODIES JOKES

Smelly Lift

Started by Shane Watson, 11th June 2001 11:05 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2001 11:05 PM; by Shane Watson

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WOODIES JOKES

an old farts joke

Started by John Saxton, 24th September 2000 09:40 PM

advice, affair, birthday, boarder, boarders, cheers, doctor, farts, fund, half, idea, johnno, joke, later.the, life, maintain, memy, met, pregnant, raiser, sounded, time, wealthy, wicked, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2000 09:40 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

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Is that a 12' GIS I see hull down on your horizon

Doctors Visit

Huon

Thunder and lightning

A man goes to a doctor and says.....

On the nose

What has happened to tradesmen

G'day

chicken joke

Why some men prefer dogs to women

Triton helmet danger

TSC10HB vs CT110L

Kangaroo Farts Could Help Global Warming!!

A Poem

A question for my fellow "Old Farts"

Silent and Odourless

The advantage of old age

Human nature - Gotta luv it

Reputation Points Upgrade

Trend vs. Triton Powered Resperator

Please be advised: Toilet Humour

Smelly Lift

an old farts joke